Roast The Media Watch thread

[Rack Watts]

It was cringe worthy watching him try to find the right words face to face.

 

[BrunoV]

Dwayne Russell commentary is so bad you couldn't even say that he belongs on 7 on a Saturday night.

Don't know if he was even at the Freo v Port game or whether he was just commenting on an extended viewing of Port's second half in that semi final win in 2014.

It never felt like Port had that game under control but given the commentary they must really have been 50 points up the whole time.

 

[BrunoV]

Also, special mention to the caller on SEN who called the Dogs v Pies NAB match.

'"Dick" pumps it in long'.

Absolute gold.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Dwayne Russell commentary is so bad you couldn't even say that he belongs on 7 on a Saturday night.

Don't know if he was even at the Freo v Port game or whether he was just commenting on an extended viewing of Port's second half in that semi final win in 2014.

It never felt like Port had that game under control but given the commentary they must really have been 50 points up the whole time.

OH BABY!

THAT'S A CHAOS CALL!

 

[DapperJong]

OH BABY!

THAT'S A CHAOS CALL!

THATS CRAZY GOOD

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

PUT THAT IN THE BOOK
NO WAY GET OUTTA HERE!
CAN HE HIT A CHEST
IT'S LIKE PULLING WINGS OFF A FLY
THE FOOTY GODS ARE HERE

 

[Whispering_Jack]

Dwayne Russell commentary is so bad you couldn't even say that he belongs on 7 on a Saturday night.

Don't know if he was even at the Freo v Port game or whether he was just commenting on an extended viewing of Port's second half in that semi final win in 2014.

It never felt like Port had that game under control but given the commentary they must really have been 50 points up the whole time.

Lord Nicholson likes this

OH BABY!

THAT'S A CHAOS CALL!

And this.

THATS CRAZY GOOD

And this.

 

[7zark7]

PUT THAT IN THE BOOK
NO WAY GET OUTTA HERE!
CAN HE HIT A CHEST
IT'S LIKE PULLING WINGS OFF A FLY
THE FOOTY GODS ARE HERE

From outside the paint

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

From outside the paint

GIVES IT SOME AIR
USES A BIT OF TOE

 

[Lord Nicholson]

My favourite:

THIS GAME'S LIFTED A NOTCH

(18:23 to go in the 1st)

He is the absolute worst. I'm basically at the stage where they cross to a game and I'm chanting "Please be Matthew Campbell, please at least be Matthew Campbell". That's not healthy.

Oh, and I think if I heard correctly we had "This is the toughest challenge Essendon have faced all year" on the weekend as well.

I mean, they have ****ing Sandy Roberts on the channel and sit him in the studio doing bugger all. This makes no sense whatsoever.

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

My favourite:

THIS GAME'S LIFTED A NOTCH

(18:23 to go in the 1st)

He is the absolute worst. I'm basically at the stage where they cross to a game and I'm chanting "Please be Matthew Campbell, please at least be Matthew Campbell". That's not healthy.

Oh, and I think if I heard correctly we had "This is the toughest challenge Essendon have faced all year" on the weekend as well.

I mean, they have ******* Sandy Roberts on the channel and sit him in the studio doing bugger all. This makes no sense whatsoever.

Cant stand Matthew Campbell's commentating he voice is graining only if Huddo can do all the commentary.

 

[BrunoV]

My favourite:

THIS GAME'S LIFTED A NOTCH

(18:23 to go in the 1st)

He is the absolute worst. I'm basically at the stage where they cross to a game and I'm chanting "Please be Matthew Campbell, please at least be Matthew Campbell". That's not healthy.

Oh, and I think if I heard correctly we had "This is the toughest challenge Essendon have faced all year" on the weekend as well.

I mean, they have ******* Sandy Roberts on the channel and sit him in the studio doing bugger all. This makes no sense whatsoever.

And Sandy still sounds amazing.

 

[Beerfish]

Tried to have a look Doss for a similar thread but couldn't find anything. A place we can link any media articles worth talking about or players/Coaches in the media etc.

Do or do not. There is no try.

 

[Tassieboy]

Cant stand Matthew Campbell's commentating he voice is graining only if Huddo can do all the commentary.

And his annoying Sportsbet adds. Piss off. I'm a gambler, but before and during games we shouldn't bombarded by advertisements by pissy bookies who only want problem gamblers.

 

[Lord Nicholson]

Disclaimer in case it wasn't clear: I can't stand Campbell.

 

[eth-dog]

Disclaimer in case it wasn't clear: I can't stand Campbell.

He's pretty good. Not in the Sandy/Huddo class but better than everybody else.

 

[Doss]

He's no Ian Chappell, though.

 

[eth-dog]

He's no Ian Chappell, though.

That honour goes to Gerard Healy and Tony Shaw.

 

[Doss]

Nah.

 

[Lord Nicholson]

He's pretty good. Not in the Sandy/Huddo class but better than everybody else.

Yeah, and Pete Best is a better musician than Stuart Sutcliffe but the argument has become irrelevant by that point.

 

[Stopher]

I didn't mind Jon Brown's work on Saturday. More of his type and less Matthew ****ing Campbells, please.

 

[The Prosecutor]

Matthew Campbell's problem is more his voice and delivery. I don't find the content of his calls too irksome.

 

[Whispering_Jack]

Matthew Campbell's problem is more his voice and delivery. I don't find the content of his calls too irksome.

So basically 99.99% of what makes a good caller.

 

[Stopher]

Matthew Campbell's problem is more his voice and delivery. I don't find the content of his calls too irksome.

His gambling ads on the other hand.....

 

[The Prosecutor]

So basically 99.99% of what makes a good caller.

You must like Dwayne Russell then...