No Oppo Supporters The Melt Thread

[Barls_7]

There was a similar but different one posted about Bennell too.

I don't see the point hey. People can be chumps

 

[Steinfreo]

Its a meme guys. The internet losers on here (like me) will recognize it.

 

[electricfeel]

Ah yes I knew there was another one too. I've seen the Bennell one as well. Basically insert any AFL player who's a little bit of a character into that post.

 

[electricfeel]

Its a meme guys. The internet losers on here (like me) will recognize it.

 

[TheMcManusNose]

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

 

[electricfeel]

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.

Nat Fyfe said that to his team mates amirite?

 

[TheMcManusNose]

Nat Fyfe said that to his team mates amirite?

Couldn't be ****ed editing in an Bennell/Fyfe/CamMac theme sorry.

I do so love it when internet culture meets people un-used to it, it's so great

 

[FreoMonocle]

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.

Is that why they're endangered? I mistakenly assumed it was due to slipping on banana peels on mountain slopes.

 

[Righteo]

Last time I bumped this we ended up winning the match so...bump...

If we play a game without Sandi, on a 6-day break, we should just as well forfeit the game. Totally uncompetitive every time.

 

[danstar]

Darcy would have being better in ruck than this clown we are horrible

 

[mike91]

Didn't wanna end up here so early against f***ing Brisbane, yet I'm not even surprised.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

****ing Griffin and Sutcliffe. Ross has jumped the bloody shark again.

 

[danstar]

Play the ****ing kids Ross

 

[Hazelsnuts]

Sutcliffe and Sheridan do not deserve their spots - .........putrid!
Spurr getting smashed.
Griffen = hack

 

[danstar]

Who the **** is on zorko

 

[Righteo]

This is a scary insight into what life post-Sandi might be like. Cannot buy a clearance without the big fella in there, even with our supposedly blue chip midfield.

 

[Wizard]

What an absolutely pathetic disgrace of a "football" club.

 

[Hazelsnuts]

I'm afraid this may be what the next month or so may look like.
If we are going to develop - I don't mind losing but watching Spurr get carved up and seeing Sutcliffe spud it in the back half and as well 15m out in a 45 degree angle on goal up forward- it's hard to cop.

 

[Walshy1]

Spurr, Sutshit, Sheridan and Griffen(The animal would have more heart)

These ****ing four are nearly the 4 worst players to enter my television screen. The fact that these "men" have jobs is just ****ing beyond me, I mean have you ever practiced normal AFL skills??? They couldn't hit a target if their life depended on it. Griffen is the biggest excuse for a ruckman I have ever seen, he cant kick it and sure as hell can't tap the ball to our team. His turning circle is at least 10m and cant actually stop himself from moving and so will continue running past his oponent if they sold the slightest candy and probably end up in China because he cant stop.


Spurr being in the leadership group is the worst decision ever made. The guy cant even pick up the ball even if he had glue stuck to his hands. He cant handball for shit and his kicking consists of bombing it. EVERY ****ING TIME. Sutty or my fav word for him Sutshit has less muscular definition than a 70 year old grandma that hasn't worked out in 50 years. His decision making under pressure is the worst with Spurr just behind him. Sheridan is just the horrible I have no more to say on him.

I have more rants to come.......

 

[simpsonwillo]

Sutcliffe GTFO

 

[Deathly]

Darcy would have being better in ruck than this clown we are horrible

I like to think so but I don't think it's a good idea for him to be playing his first game against Martin. If he was at a Victorian Club would be considered the in-form ruckman of the competition right.

 

[simpsonwillo]

Kersten and Mcarthy not good enough

 

[Deathly]

Kersten and Mcarthy not good enough

Yep. Pathetic players being given special service because they're new faces.
I hope one day we can replace them with a fit Apeness and Taberner.

 

[scon]

Martin is also a massive running athlete,Darcy would be spent way before half time.

 

[Silversurfer]

Puke laden bucket of puss effort freo. Get smashed by the out and out worst team in the comp. SMASHED LIKE LAZY DRUNK CRABS. NOT GOOD ENOUGH YOU OVER PAID, LIMP DICKED, CLOWN FACTORY LABOURERS.