Banter The meltening – derby #43: who's playing worserer?

[imperial_oz]

Rnd 1 we were more worserer than Rnd 2 so if we keep trending that way we'll be less badder Rnd 3.

Less badder or more betterer??

 

[imperial_oz]

I prefer grey knock that mastern out of the way in midfield. Anything else is a bonus for me.

Suban???

He may need to wear a bite guard on his forearms though......

 

[meima]

Suban???

He may need to wear a bite guard on his forearms though......

I wonder the new game plan need to do more blocking or less but I think he still got value to the team.

 

[yoong]

Suban???

He may need to wear a bite guard on his forearms though......

Really? I was hoping someone slap barbecue sauce on him before sending him out against Masten

In Grey next week

 

[scon]

Less badder or more betterer??

Sweetback got it right with the unworsening.
At least we're not getting less betterer or more badder thus furthest.
I also firmly believe we're far betterer off here than where we are.

 

[RookiePick]

This has potential to be the worst game of the season for neutrals to view given the efforts so far.

Both sides need to get a grip on themselves and start turning up to games.

 

[scon]

Possibly the grip on themselves is the problem??

 

[RookiePick]

I've heard it said that the difference between pink and purple is the grip. Maybe you lot need to loosen up a little

 

[Big Animal]

I've heard it said that the difference between pink and purple is the grip. Maybe you lot need to loosen up a little

at least we have less red and green bits and a deeper shade of purple these days since Ross demands consistency and dedication i.e. "let the cobblers do the cobbling" and the "mastens do the mastenbating"

As an aside, I believe we have some worstening to go

 

[kingswood71]

Oh, we must be "versing" west coast then ??
On current form, our mids are playing worser than theirs.
Our forward line is much much worserer.
And our backline is leaking badderer than a rusty sieve...
I dont know what is worser at the moment: The fact that we are playing worser than them or the fact that I just cant get excited about this darby!!
Exciting times ahead, when we learn the game plan and our play is much less worserer than its been!
Keep the faith boys!
Anything under a 10 goal loss will be a win as long as we keep to the new game plan

 

[poshman]

The lols at those that said masten didn't bite on purpose.... Also as we will get less worse and no longer quite so worseless we will lose by 13 goals....

If Weller, Langdon, Pearce and perhaps another young one play I can cop that.

 

[PapaJ]

I know Freo are the worsest and only getting worserer, but it's not all bad.

People forget we still have the bestest player in the comp, imagine if we didn't have him. And we've also got one who could be almost as best in Bennell (but we haven't seen him yet because he has calves that are as reliabling as Mayne's shots on goal). But still, it it could be much more worserer.

 

[scon]

If Mayne's calves were as much worserer as his shots at goal??

 

[Suma Magic]

Bennell has had his calves so long they are almost cows.

Or something.

Battle of the in-form players in this one:
- Jetta v D. Pearce
- Yeo v Barlow

 

[Big Animal]

WC no longer have a cox on the ground, we have multiple pearcings which are mostly difficult to look at, and we both have a Hill and a Bennell, but our Bennell is broken so we are the worsest

 

[salim malik]

WC no longer have a cox on the ground, we have multiple pearcings which are mostly difficult to look at, and we both have a Hill and a Bennell, but our Bennell is broken so we are the worsest

It doesn't matter how broken their Bennell is . No one cares .

 

[Max zero]

Oh, we must be "versing" west coast then ??
On current form, our mids are playing worser than theirs.
Our forward line is much much worserer.
And our backline is leaking badderer than a rusty sieve...
I dont know what is worser at the moment: The fact that we are playing worser than them or the fact that I just cant get excited about this darby!!
Exciting times ahead, when we learn the game plan and our play is much less worserer than its been!
Keep the faith boys!
Anything under a 10 goal loss will be a win as long as we keep to the new game plan

Yeah about that...

 

[kingswood71]

Yeah about that...

Wot?....you thing your mids are worser at the moment ??!!.....Ours are struggling to actually get a clearance!

 

[kingswood71]

WC no longer have a cox on the ground

But plenty of Cox in the crowd Lol !!!

 

[Steinfreo]

Wot?....you thing your mids are worser at the moment ??!!.....Ours are struggling to actually get a clearance!

didnt we win clearances last game? the fact that our mids are slower and sloppier than a very slow sloppy thing is the problem

 

[kingswood71]

didnt we win clearances last game? the fact that our mids are slower and sloppier than a very slow sloppy thing is the problem

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[Grape Bear]

Gee, still no takers. They must be very, very nervous.

I'm loving being the underdog again. The very unlikely and very remote possibility of winning (I.e. Not being flat tracked by a 150 points) makes it so much more enjoyable to watch the build up and the hype around them winning.

 

[Silversurfer]

Worsefold

 

[Steinfreo]

Gee, still no takers. They must be very, very nervous.

I'm loving being the underdog again. The very unlikely and very remote possibility of winning (I.e. Not being flat tracked by a 150 points) makes it so much more enjoyable to watch the build up and the hype around them winning.

personally i preferred when derbies were almost boring guaranteed wins.

 

[Grape Bear]

personally i preferred when derbies were almost boring guaranteed wins.

Gotta take what positive you can from being the worser!

Do you guys all remember our first Derby with Lyon in 2012? This could be worse than that.