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He was put on the table last year because he was the last ranked for pressure amongst forwards. Did he try and rectify this. Nope.

Hd enough warnings. Unlike Burton who had his contract ripped up while overseas.
Was top 3 in the Coleman after round 4 - now delisted after your medical staff screwed him that shot ...great player management Chappy :thumbsu:
 

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Was top 3 in the Coleman after round 4 - now delisted after your medical staff screwed him that shot ...great player management Chappy :thumbsu:
He was dropped for the finals for his lack of pressure and put on the trade table the year before the injection.

Why do you Hawks try so hard to embarrass yourselves or does it just come naturally.
 

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I'm calling it now - Geelong will have the 3rd worst forwardline in the AFL next year just ahead of Gold Coast & Carlton. ;)
Big call, are you sure you’ve got the balls to see it through?

**** it, let’s account bet on it just for lulz shall we..??
 

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He was dropped for the finals for his lack of pressure and put on the trade table the year before the injection.

Why do you Hawks try so hard to embarrass yourselves or does it just come naturally.
But he's your 2nd best forward?? Where are the goals coming from Chappy?? .... Sparkle and Cocky?? :$
 

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But he's your 2nd best forward?? Where are the goals coming from Chappy?? .... Sparkle and Cocky?? :$
I always laugh at this notion. Show me one instance where a team's goals have decreased by the amount of goals a missing foward kicked.

Truth is no-one knows how starting positions and hands in the back are going to change things. All set up for Hawkins tbh.
 

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I always laugh at this notion. Show me one instance where a team's goals have decreased by the amount of goals a missing foward kicked.

Truth is no-one knows how starting positions and hands in the back are going to change things. All set up for Hawkins tbh.
Time will tell my feline buddy ... but I have grave concerns Chappy
... if Porkins goes down ... you’re screwed ... could be bottom 4 :thumbsu:
 

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You been on the pipe Cheffy?? .. Burton was a defender, how the **** was he top 3 in Coleman??
Because your forwards are shit. Bruest won’t take a shot unless he’s 15 out directly in front, Roughead is basically Herman Munster in boots that are 6 sizes too big and Crypil was as usual missing.
Strange that you asked that question to be slapped in the face by reality like that. :huh:
 

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Hawthorn Football Club is proud to announce a brand new community partnership with not-for-profit health organisation, SALT.
Surprised it’s taken them this long to announce it when it’s clear they’ve been in cahoots for at least the last decade.

SALT, you can’t make this shit up. :tearsofjoy:
 

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Where is the improvement coming from? .. they’ll go backwards Cheffy :thumbsu:
We have a solid set of youngsters and will hit the draft again.

With luck we have fixed our injury plaqued small forward problem. We'll get Esava back and hopefully Cocky. We might even see Krueger (gun) and most likely Hately. Henry will swing. Danger will play more forward. There's also Narkle, Jones and Miers with another preseason under their belt. Constable is a gun and Fogarty will spend more time in the middle. Our back 6 is rock solid.

Going to be fun watching you be wrong again.
 

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We have a solid set of youngsters and will hit the draft again.

With luck we have fixed our injury plaqued small forward problem. We'll get Esava back and hopefully Cocky. We might even see Krueger (gun) and most likely Hately. Henry will swing. Danger will play more forward. There's also Narkle, Jones and Miers with another preseason under their belt. Constable is a gun and Fogarty will spend more time in the middle. Our back 6 is rock solid.

Going to be fun watching you be wrong again.
Very comprehensive Geelong knowledge post, you sure Bosk didn’t write it..?
 

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We have a solid set of youngsters and will hit the draft again.

With luck we have fixed our injury plaqued small forward problem. We'll get Esava back and hopefully Cocky. We might even see Krueger (gun) and most likely Hately. Henry will swing. Danger will play more forward. There's also Narkle, Jones and Miers with another preseason under their belt. Constable is a gun and Fogarty will spend more time in the middle. Our back 6 is rock solid.

Going to be fun watching you be wrong again.
Esava, Cockortwo are injury prone weaklings - Menzel-lite!!

The garden sprinkler Narkle is a flash in a pan player.

Geewrong are pinning their hopes on a 34 year old hasbeen and a young player that just wants to go home to WA

The Catters will win the wooden spoon for sure :D
 
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