Banter The Mispronunciation Cup - Whose name will get called wrong the most. Fantasia or Balta?

[JAKLAUGHING]

Brian Taylor will commentate so Bolton will be Stack and Stack will be Bolton. Fair chance Menadue will be Grimes and vice versa too. Astbury will be number 12. All our other small players will be “wow look at Richmond’s mosquito fleet there !”

Is'nt that right Kingyy...err no ahhhhh...Quackerrrr err nooo i mean that LOL@NORFF NobhEAD right Huddddoooooooooooo...
And here come Freoooooooooooooooo....
Or FFS where's nanks when i'm roaming!!!

 

[Howard Moon]

hello friends - looking forward to our annual dreamtime beating.

are we allowed to boo umpires this blockbuster or is that being disrespectful? asking for a friend

 

[sandeano]

For a quid I work with deaf people with intellectual disabilities.

On Anzac day I worked and when I rocked up they were watching the game. To make conversation, I signed "Who is playing?"

One bloke's signs back to me were "stripes" & "bird" (fair enough)

"And the other team?" I signed.

The sign in reply was someone injecting something into their arm. Now I'm not sure if their is proper Auslan, but I reckon it works pretty well perfectly.

 

[thedreamisreal]

Who cares about all that – I want to know when their captain’s going to turn up with an adult haircut?! No oppo will take them seriously until then…

 

[richoatthedisco]

Who cares about all that – I want to know when their captain’s going to turn up with an adult haircut?! No oppo will take them seriously until then…

Who is their captain? Gary O'Donnell?

 

[TheTick]

hello friends - looking forward to our annual dreamtime beating.

are we allowed to boo umpires this blockbuster or is that being disrespectful? asking for a friend

Based on the booing from the #poosandwees yesterday, I'm pretty sure you'll be okay to make some disrespectful sounds.
It's only banned when the filth are on the field...or GAJ...or if the filth are aiming it at others...or the kitty cats are feeling scared and clutching handbags...or Goodes is flopping and diving on the field

 

[Fraser67]

For a quid I work with deaf people with intellectual disabilities.

On Anzac day I worked and when I rocked up they were watching the game. To make conversation, I signed "Who is playing?"

One bloke's signs back to me were "stripes" & "bird" (fair enough)

"And the other team?" I signed.

The sign in reply was someone injecting something into their arm. Now I'm not sure if their is proper Auslan, but I reckon it works pretty well perfectly.

please, please tell me this is 100% fact

 

[sandeano]

please, please tell me this is 100% fact

100% It took me ages to wipe the smile off my face.

 

[tigerwill]

Smiff

 

[Drofder]

For a quid I work with deaf people with intellectual disabilities.

On Anzac day I worked and when I rocked up they were watching the game. To make conversation, I signed "Who is playing?"

One bloke's signs back to me were "stripes" & "bird" (fair enough)

"And the other team?" I signed.

The sign in reply was someone injecting something into their arm. Now I'm not sure if their is proper Auslan, but I reckon it works pretty well perfectly.

Nice work you’re doing.

 

[TJASTA]

hey Loonerty
essendon r s**t

 

[_DBF_]

Sam Lonergan Cup


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[roacheee]

If we lose to a team with a lesbian running around in the midfield I will be slightly inconvenienced for a week.

racist

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

The worst one is people calling Shai Bolton Shy.

Even our own fans do that constantly and it gives me the shits. This is his third year ffs

Maybe he is shy?
Not everyone is an extrovert.

 

[aislegi]

If we lose to a team with a lesbian running around in the midfield I will be slightly inconvenienced for a week.

Didn't we do that in Round 2? Oh, wait, no, I think the one I'm thinking of is a defender.

 

[tigs2010]

Didn't we do that in Round 2? Oh, wait, no, I think the one I'm thinking of is a defender.

Pretty sure by definition a lesbian needs to dig women. Not sure thats the case for the player you refer to.

 

[aislegi]

Did you hear 3AW yesterday ? Omg kept calling him vlauschewin . Why couldn’t they just say Floss ? .....

 

[Dunger]

i don't know if i'm mispronouncing this or maybe i've got tourette's - i keep pronouncing mro and michael christian as "useless cheating ******* s**t campaigner can get ****ed and * himself the w***er"

 

[aislegi]

Who's name will be pronounced wrong?
That's easy - it will be Stringer.

Correct pronunciation is 'knob'.

When I saw him kicking for goal a few weeks ago, I thought it was pronounced Zantuck

 

[Pweter]

If we lose to a team with a lesbian running around in the midfield I will be slightly inconvenienced for a week.

Confusing post. Not sure how you can lose to yourself and regardless, Cotchin isn't playing.

 

[Pweter]

When I saw him kicking for goal a few weeks ago, I thought it was pronounced Zantuck

The delisting of Zantuck was the ultimate troll by you lot. Sheedy fell for it hook, line and sinker and we haven't won a final since. Hell, we've barely played in a final since.

 

[THE THIN MAN]

Essendon will replace Joe Daniher with an Inflatable Tube Man and be a 5 goal better side!

 

[Michaels]

hello friends - looking forward to our annual dreamtime beating.

are we allowed to boo umpires this blockbuster or is that being disrespectful? asking for a friend

given both our clubs recent history with umpires / MRO, i think we can come together for this common cause and combine both sets of fans for a loud 2-3 minute BOOOOOOOO moments before the first bounce.

 

[Howard Moon]

given both our clubs recent history with umpires / MRO, i think we can come together for this common cause and combine both sets of fans for a loud 2-3 minute BOOOOOOOO moments before the first bounce.

Imagine razors head exploding trying to figure out who to favour

 

[THE THIN MAN]

Imagine razors head exploding trying to figure out who to favour

#FreeKickUmpire