cant remember who said it but someone said "Hes Usually A Good Puller But This Time He Just Couldnt Get It Up"This isn't footy related, but during the cricket about 15 years ago, around when the 12th Man was massive.
Australia was playing a one dayer against Sri Lanka, and one of the Aussie quicks caught the edge of the bat and it flew to between the keeper and 1st slip, caught by Mark Taylor, but given "not out".
Anyway, Bill Lawrie said he didn't hit it, Tony Grieg said he did, and they argued back and forth for a few mins. Tony Grieg then says, whilst the reply is showing, "Look you pidgeon lover, you can see the red mark on his bat where he nicked it". Bill Lawry started laughing, and in a dead ringer for the 12th Man Bill Lawry said "There using a white ball, Tony you idiot".
Funniest sporting exchange i have ever heard, god i wish i could find it on Youtube!