The Mysterious Shrinking Shane Warne

[XFactor1979]

Watch as Shane Warne shrinks from husky cricketer to a skinny, scary/ creepier version of himself->

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/cricket/gallery-e6frey50-1226501458068

 

[Doodlesweaver]

Watch as Shane Warne shrinks from husky cricketer to a skinny, scary/ creepier version of himself->

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/cricket/gallery-e6frey50-1226501458068

He now looks like a slightly more refined version of Matt the Bat. That is creepy. We don't want 2 of them thanks, one is enough.

 

[The Speaker]

Slimming pills.

 

[XFactor1979]

In his latest photo - where he is ultra skinny: He looks like he has cancer FFS, and is on chemotherapy, that's how ridiculous he looks

The poms (who feared him) are now ridiculing the man who tormented them on the cricket field FFS

 

[Miqar_Baqfhied]

Warney have a f*cking pie son!!!!

 

[Carbine Chaos]

The poms (who feared him) are now ridiculing the man who tormented them on the cricket field FFS

So? He's f***ing one of their best known actresses.

I know who's winning.

 

[rickyp]

That is genuinely hard to look at. He looks sick. Am I the only one who thinks he has some sort of adult onset anorexia? Or some other self image issues?

 

[CAS79]

They dont serve baked beans at all the fancy restaurants that Liz takes him too.

 

[nineteen eighty]

That is genuinely hard to look at. He looks sick. Am I the only one who thinks he has some sort of adult onset anorexia? Or some other self image issues?

Or is it plastic surgery? His face has changed too much for it to be "dieting" only.

 

[Dagger]

Always knew he'd end up with AIDS

 

[XFactor1979]

So? He's f***ing one of their best known actresses.

I know who's winning.

so he got her 20 years later, when shes got no facial expressions left and shes been soaked in formaldahyde

You call that "winning"?

 

[BluesMan]

No doubt he's being seeing Sam Newman's best mate.

Pick 13 even looks like Sammy!

 

[Carbine Chaos]

so he got her 20 years later, when shes got no facial expressions left and shes been soaked in formaldahyde

You call that "winning"?

And they are teasing him 5-10 years later, after he's finished humiliating them on the field and making their country look like a bunch of unskilled muppets.

What's the difference?

 

[XFactor1979]

*shudder*

 

[copthat]

I am not sleeping tonight after viewing pictures 10 and 13.

 

[Adelaide Hawk]

He looks like Paul Hogan. Is this what happens to you the moment you get involved with female American actors?

 

[Andrew Mc]

He looks like Paul Hogan. Is this what happens to you the moment you get involved with female American actors?

Not sure what Warnie has to do with American women...

 

[Adelaide Hawk]

Not sure what Warnie has to do with American women...

female American actors..... learn to read.

 

[The Speaker]

female American actors..... learn to read.

Still not sure what that has to do with Warne.

 

[Pee Tear Griffin]

Pic 10 is the worst. He looks like a ventriloquist's evil possessed dummy out of goosebumps or something.

 

[Pee Tear Griffin]

female American actors..... learn to read.

Hurley is English...

 

[Kram]

Shane Warne launches his first fragrance

Looks borderline creepy here 8 years later.

 

[HahnPremium]

Shane Warne launches his first fragrance

Looks borderline creepy here 8 years later.

Its chloroform isnt it? Masked with an orange fragrance.

 

[big_e]

Shane Warne launches his first fragrance

Looks borderline creepy here 8 years later.

Why would I want to smell like stale VB and Winnie Blues?

 

[Cleavy]

Shane Warne launches his first fragrance

Looks borderline creepy here 8 years later.

Its chloroform isnt it? Masked with an orange fragrance.

smells like dirty rotten pizza?