I have decided what we need is an undead version of me. At least one you can crochet. I think crochet beats crotchety any day.
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After all, crochet features heavily in the little known but important football relevant work by Sun Tzu
Art of War II - Crafts of War.
And we need a bit of Sun Tzu to get through the year.
Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness
Be mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness
And only use pure wool yarn.
What, you thought I was talking about football? Shit you gullible bunch of knobjockeys...
- Sun Tzu, Art of War II, Crafts of War, Chapter 2 - Forward Press and other fabric care options
View attachment 467820
After all, crochet features heavily in the little known but important football relevant work by Sun Tzu
Art of War II - Crafts of War.
And we need a bit of Sun Tzu to get through the year.
Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness
Be mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness
And only use pure wool yarn.
What, you thought I was talking about football? Shit you gullible bunch of knobjockeys...
- Sun Tzu, Art of War II, Crafts of War, Chapter 2 - Forward Press and other fabric care options

