Toast The New Carlton Thread: 5 wooden spoons this century (next worst is 2)

[HeathySure]

Well if you don't know you're clearly not among them.

For those interested it's an easy monthly instalment which costs less than a cup of coffee per day.

my offering

 

[left at home]

Best food has pineapple in it

 

[Pie eyed]

Is your avatar ralphing up a ham and pineapple pizza?

 

[Anzacday]

ralphing

Haven‘t heard that one for a while

 

[Trickster]

While I like to sink in the boots to them as much as anyone, just want to say its good to see Sam Docherty

15

Sam Docherty

Age

30

Ht

187cm

Wt

87kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

22.3

5star

K

15.1

5star

HB

7.2

4star

M

6.6

5star

T

2.4

4star

CL

1.1

3star

D

22.6

5star

K

16.0

5star

HB

6.6

4star

M

7.0

5star

T

0.6

1star

CL

0.4

3star

D

11.2

3star

K

6.0

3star

HB

5.2

4star

M

2.4

3star

T

1.4

4star

CL

0.6

3star

back on the track for them.

 

[Trickster]

Back to sinking the slipper in. Glad they've got another soft draw for a change.

 

[Couch Coach]

'The most lonely I've ever been': Why Murphy can't recall Malthouse years

Former Carlton captain Marc Murphy says sacking Brett Ratten and appointing Mick Malthouse was definitely the wrong decision

www.afl.com.au

"...I just hated turning up to the footy club..." some former captain of this lot

 

[Trickster]

'The most lonely I've ever been': Why Murphy can't recall Malthouse years

Former Carlton captain Marc Murphy says sacking Brett Ratten and appointing Mick Malthouse was definitely the wrong decision

www.afl.com.au

"...I just hated turning up to the footy club..." some former captain of this lot

Probably re-iterates that MM was past it. Carazzo as captain... Interesting read though

 

[Matrix10]

'The most lonely I've ever been': Why Murphy can't recall Malthouse years

Former Carlton captain Marc Murphy says sacking Brett Ratten and appointing Mick Malthouse was definitely the wrong decision

www.afl.com.au

"...I just hated turning up to the footy club..." some former captain of this lot

So beautiful to read that , warms the cockles of my heart , remember when he was been pursued by both the Blose and Brisvegas under the F.S rule , he was badly wanted by both clubs , all and sundry thought he would be one of the greatest players to play the game , how wrong they were , Blose thought they had landed Elle McPherson , instead they got Doris from Shrek

 

[PonsfordMagpie]

Malthouse to Carlton was gold.

Still have fond memories of the 2015 meltdown!

 

[Trickster]

So beautiful to read that , warms the cockles of my heart , remember when he was been pursued by both the Blose and Brisvegas under the F.S rule , he was badly wanted by both clubs , all and sundry thought he would be one of the greatest players to play the game , how wrong they were , Blose thought they had landed Elle McPherson , instead they got Doris from Shrek

He won the MVP in 2011 so he looked like he'd be one of the best in the comp but MM saw an end to that.

 

[jathanas]

Marc Murphy says it was the ‘wrong decision’ to sack Brett Ratten and replace him with Mick Malthouse

‘I hated turning up’: Blues great unloads on Malthouse, declares ‘it was all about him’

www.foxsports.com.au

Fascinating article with Murphy laying the boots into Salty Malty. Enjoy.

 

[Black_White]

MM only interested in passing Jock for most games coached.
Never invested in improving the club or the playing group.
Thank you MM. Put the enemy years behind any serious attempt at a Premiership.

 

[PonsfordMagpie]

MM only interested in passing Jock for most games coached.
Never invested in improving the club or the playing group.
Thank you MM. Put the enemy years behind any serious attempt at a Premiership.

I always thought MM was more interested in "getting back" at McGuire and Buckley and proving them wrong.

 

[76woodenspooners]

Merely reinforces the theory that MM was a spy sent by Collingwood to sabotage Carlton.

 

[Obese Arachnid]

'The most lonely I've ever been': Why Murphy can't recall Malthouse years

Former Carlton captain Marc Murphy says sacking Brett Ratten and appointing Mick Malthouse was definitely the wrong decision

www.afl.com.au

"...I just hated turning up to the footy club..." some former captain of this lot

This was the quote of the article for me.

"But I just think his time at Carlton, I don't think he was really in it for the right reasons and once it all turned pear-shaped, it was all about him, unfortunately, at the end and I was left to be thrown under the bus quite a bit.

 

[Trickster]

This was the quote of the article for me.

"But I just think his time at Carlton, I don't think he was really in it for the right reasons and once it all turned pear-shaped, it was all about him, unfortunately, at the end and I was left to be thrown under the bus quite a bit.

Wonder what the purpose of the interview was as it was literally a whole MM was shite diatribe. Entertaining though, no complaints from me. Stick that on blueseum

 

[Piestration]

Only surprise for me is that none of these Headlines have started with "Ex Collingwood Coach MM....."

 

[legendstatus]

I find the constant hype in the media around Carlton and how super they are going to be astonishing - they must have a direct link to all media outlets kissing their ass!

 

[60 Yards Out]

Wonder what the purpose of the interview was as it was literally a whole MM was sh*te diatribe. Entertaining though, no complaints from me. Stick that on blueseum

Blueseum, pah! Should be called Nauseum.

 

[jmac70]

Word from the West is that the Eagles are ready to take the Bloosers down.

 

[Doc1763]

Word from the West is that the Eagles are ready to take the Bloosers down.

That would be magnificent

 

[60 Yards Out]

Word from the West is that the Eagles are ready to take the Bloosers down.

 

[Dead Eye Didak]

That would be magnificent

That would make my weekend.....

 

[nahnah]

Pathetic club