Toast The New Carlton Thread: 5 wooden spoons this century (next worst is 2)

[sideswipe]

More importantly, Kade is due to equal the most losses record next week!


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[left at home]

Fixed it for you.

It’s so far been a twenty year rebuild, may never stop. They will never learn

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

In life, a wise person, a gracious person, acknowledges the victories of their foe

I am not that man

Instead, I am lamenting GAJ missing the sitter

Even I could have hauled my carcass from the Foxtel couch and slotted it (a certainty IF I could have had 5 goes)

I lament the lost opportunity of a pike being driven into the psyche of the vampire squid

PS the silver lining is that the Cats were rubbish despite the many advantages of CostaDome

 

[Quicky]

On the one hand this is equal measures hilarious and pathetic. On the other hand this also kind of sucks. May Carlton forever be shithouse. Lets hope it doesn't last long.

 

[hellfire]

I love seeing Carlton fail, but I also think it’s a better competition when they’re up and about. Of course, it’s easy to say that when they’re terrible, if they’re competitive for more than a few weeks I’ll go back to wishing priority picks upon them.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

I love seeing Carlton fail, but I also think it’s a better competition when they’re up and about. Of course, it’s easy to say that when they’re terrible, if they’re competitive for more than a few weeks I’ll go back to wishing priority picks upon them.

Brevity Hellfire, brevity


Hugs xx

 

[nahnah]

On the one hand this is equal measures hilarious and pathetic. On the other hand this also kind of sucks. May Carlton forever be shithouse. Lets hope it doesn't last long.
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couldn't name a single player in that pic

 

[Pistol Night]

The way the media are fawning over them this week is quite condescending really. One half dominant win and they’re being declared premiers. I guess it’s like encouraging your learning challenged friend who learnt to write his name after 20 years. Good for you little Carlton buddies.

 

[Vicky Park]

couldn't name a single player in that pic

I thought that was just me. Not sure if that’s a good or bad sign. Maybe bad? Might indicate Carlton are chockful of young guns on their way up.

 

[Quicky]

couldn't name a single player in that pic

Some guy and that dude.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

The corporate trainer prepares Carlton's fire-walking activity

 

[whiskeytown]

Clearly there’s a correlation between increasing Carlton wins and increasing Covid 19 infections in Victoria.

The Victorian Health Dept needs to shut them down until further notice.

 

[raymond35]

Main things i dislike about Carlton
1 The idiot supporters
2 The constant cheating
3 The boasting about cheating
4 The incredible run of dumb luck they had for so long
5 The Carlton social club
6 Mike Fitzpatrick
7 George Harris
8 The cheer squad
9 Princes Park
10 Mark MacLure
11 Malcolm Fraser
12 The long list of duds who have won a premiership with them, while geniune champions like Len Thompson and Gary Ablett haven't
13 Kernahan
14 Their jumper
15 Their song

 

[jonmacTrag]

Main things i dislike about Carlton
1 The idiot supporters
2 The constant cheating
3 The boasting about cheating
4 The incredible run of dumb luck they had for so long
5 The Carlton social club
6 Mike Fitzpatrick
7 George Harris
8 The cheer squad
9 Princes Park
10 Mark MacLure
11 Malcolm Fraser
12 The long list of duds who have won a premiership with them, while geniune champions like Len Thompson and Gary Ablett haven't
13 Kernahan
14 Their jumper
15 Their song

16 Their continued existence.

 

[raymond35]

16 Their continued existence.

This is what annoys me when people say a competitive Carlton is good for football. No, it's not. If they were to fold it would be the greatest day of my life.

 

[TKiL]

Main things i dislike about Carlton
1 The idiot supporters
2 The constant cheating
3 The boasting about cheating
4 The incredible run of dumb luck they had for so long
5 The Carlton social club
6 Mike Fitzpatrick
7 George Harris
8 The cheer squad
9 Princes Park
10 Mark MacLure
11 Malcolm Fraser
12 The long list of duds who have won a premiership with them, while geniune champions like Len Thompson and Gary Ablett haven't
13 Kernahan
14 Their jumper
15 Their song

Excuse me...... how come you left out John Elliott and Stephen Silvagni?

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

This is what annoys me when people say a competitive Carlton is good for football. No, it's not. If they were to fold it would be the greatest day of my life.

Exactly!

We don’t sit around saying, ‘oh I really miss polio’

 

[TKiL]

Exactly!

We don’t sit around saying, ‘oh I really miss polio’

CSL's headquarters are in Carlton territory - we could do crowd funding here then pay CSL to develop an anti-Carlton vaccine

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

CSL's headquarters are in Carlton territory - we could do crowd funding here then pay CSL to develop an anti-Carlton vaccine

Brendon Bolton already leaked from their laboratory

 

[jonmacTrag]

CSL's headquarters are in Carlton territory - we could do crowd funding here then pay CSL to develop an anti-Carlton vaccine

There is already one
It's called having a modicum of good taste.

 

[TKiL]

There is already one
It's called having a modicum of good taste.

sort of works for a small proportion of the population - ineffective for the pandemic which is Carlton_Wuhan_time immemorial

EFA

 

[jonmacTrag]

sort of works for a small proportion of the population - ineffective for the pandemic which is Carlton_Wuhan_21st Century

Good taste is never wasted.

 

[Doc1763]

Quarter of a century since they rorted their way to their last flag. Fingers crossed for another 25 years.

 

[raymond35]

Excuse me...... how come you left out John Elliott and Stephen Silvagni?

Yeah, i was eating a Zinger burger combo while typing that, and meant to put in Elliot but forgot. SOS, i can put up with as he's helped keep Carlton crap for the last few years.

 

[raymond35]

Quarter of a century since they rorted their way to their last flag. Fingers crossed for another 25 years.

It's hard to believe, but no Carlton supporter under 30 could recall them having any success. Its a beautiful thing.
I really hope all the boasters from the 70s and 80s are really enjoying it, particularly George Harris, presuming he gets TV reception down in the bowels of hell where he currently resides.