Mega Thread The Next AFC Coach?

[phill1795]

And they all either have a source, want Dangerfield traded, or BOTH.

It's mind-boggling.

Can't wait to stick it up then bloody Victorians when Dangerfield signs a 4-5 year contract. Stay away from him and continue your chase for James frawley hahaha

 

[Deaneus!]

There once was a poster called King Elvis
That tried to punch Trigg in the pelvis,
agitating for change
was the top of his range,
til our new coach was found out as from Yvlis.


C'mon, Elvis is hard to rhyme.

 

[The Sloane Ranger]

Watching 360 , It appears Bomber will definetly not be at EFC next year!!!!!

But Robbo said that he would

 

[The Sloane Ranger]

I hate them.

this..... it doesnt work

 

[NikkiNoo]

But Robbo said that he would

And Robbo has been the complete font of truth about Essendon for the past couple of years

(In his pickled mind he totally believes the dribble that comes out - "don't pick sides, Gerard!")

 

[huludicidal]

B Bolton has been smashed into $3.50 (sportsbet). Equal favourite with Dew. Clarkson $6. Bassett has drifted to $8. Bomber $10. For some ludicrous reason Ratten is $19 while the far less likely Worsfold ($14) and Burns ($12) have clearly had cash burnt on them. Both should be $51.

Place your bets. My money's still on Dew. Said it the day Sando got sacked and nothing has changed my mind since.

 

[TexMachine]

OK, I put out the other day about clarko signed 3 weeks ago, I had another even stronger source saying the same thing but was asked not to say anything. But if anyone saw Clarko on 'On the Couch' last night, there is no way in hell he is coming to us.

NO WAY IN HELL. Clarko is defintley going to be coach of the Hawks next year and beyond.

All our sources are crap, the AFC is airtight this year. And about bloody time!!!!!!!

 

[spexau]

B Bolton has been smashed into $3.50 (sportsbet). Equal favourite with Dew. Clarkson $6. Bassett has drifted to $8. Bomber $10. For some ludicrous reason Ratten is $19 while the far less likely Worsfold ($14) and Burns ($12) have clearly had cash burnt on them. Both should be $51.

Place your bets. My money's still on Dew. Said it the day Sando got sacked and nothing has changed my mind since.

Put $10 on Ratten IMO.

 

[Bacon8]

There once was a poster called King Elvis
That tried to punch Trigg in the pelvis,
agitating for change
was the top of his range,
til our new coach was found out as from Yvlis.


C'mon, Elvis is hard to rhyme.

Shelve us?

 

[NikkiNoo]

Shelve us?

precious, helpless, jealous, lettuce, selfish, velvet, melted, memphis (there's some more options)

 

[mickfaxis]

[QUOTE="All our sources are crap, the AFC is airtight this year. And about bloody time!!!!!!![/QUOTE]

The only decent "source" at the AFC wears the number 24....everyone else is full of shit!

As much as I don't necessarily absolutely love it, I'm predicting Stewie Dew to get the job.

 

[dogs105]

precious, helpless, jealous, lettuce, selfish, velvet, melted, memphis (there's some more options)

No, I think he was looking for words which rhyme with Elvis.

 

[DangerSloane]

[QUOTE="All our sources are crap, the AFC is airtight this year. And about bloody time!!!!!!!

The only decent "source" at the AFC wears the number 24....everyone else is full of shit!

As much as I don't necessarily absolutely love it, I'm predicting Stewie Dew to get the job.[/QUOTE]

The one that wears 27 goes alright too when hes on the park.

 

[NikkiNoo]

No, I think he was looking for words which rhyme with Elvis.

Think about the last syllable in each of those words combined with the last one in elvis. Try saying them again dogs105

 

[Crowhorse]

Put $10 on Ratten IMO.

Agreed, the need for experience in coaching staff as suggested by Roo, etc and factoring all the public refusals from other coaches that fit the mould leaves Ratten as the only viable option.

 

[Deaneus!]

precious, helpless, jealous, lettuce, selfish, velvet, melted, memphis (there's some more options)

No, I think he was looking for words which rhyme with Elvis.

Yeah, i was looking for exact matches.

Of course, i have no idea how to pronounce Ylvis. But it looks right. We could even ask, What Does The Fox Say?

 

[baldandbroke]

No, I think he was looking for words which rhyme with Elvis.

Surely you can fit "malpractice" in there somewhere

 

[baldandbroke]

Switched Trade Radio on in the background and I see they have the list manager - Terry Wallace - coming on in the arvo ... always amazes me how he has deluded people into thinking he was good at trading !!

Neil Balme I'll listen to though.

 

[JP Sauce]

There once was a poster called King Elvis
That tried to punch Trigg in the pelvis,
agitating for change
was the top of his range,
til our new coach was found out as from Yvlis.


C'mon, Elvis is hard to rhyme.

I'm pronouncing your name with two syllables: deane-us.

There once was a poster called Deaneus,
At Crows games he caused such a big fuss,
He hung up some banners,
All "libellous" in manner,
Trigg text him and wanted to discuss.

 

[Deaneus!]

Surely you can fit "malpractice" in there somewhere

There once was an OutofTownCrow
Whose sources were all in the know,
When it came to the coach,
he out-scooped the roach,
but malpractice did not fit the flow.

 

[Niximus]

There once was a poster called Deaneus,
Went to games and caused such a big fuss,
He hung up some banners,
All "libellous" in manner,
Trigg text him and wanted to discuss.

Is Deaneus, Dean-e-us, or Deane-us?

I read it Deane-us and it rhymes with something very different.

 

[Crow54]

BREAKING NEWS ALISTAIR CLARKSON COACH IN 2015



Wouldn't that be the day

Good grief. My heart positively LURCHED when I read that.

 

[JP Sauce]

Is Deaneus, Dean-e-us, or Deane-us?

I read it Deane-us and it rhymes with something very different.

Yeah I've read it as Deane-us. I'll write another one if you like?

 

[little graham]

It was very romantic that we'd signed him, meant we aint a weak inept club.

 

[phill1795]

Good grief. My heart positively LURCHED when I read that.

Hahaha sorry