Mega Thread The Next AFC Coach?

[Deaneus!]

There once was a poster called Deaneus,
Went to games and caused such a big fuss,
He hung up some banners,
All "libellous" in manner,
Trigg text him and wanted to discuss.

I like it.

There once was a poster called JP Sauce
whose diction was found rather coarse
He thought it was Bassett
with success in each facet
and his basketball-playing dog used the force (!)

 

[dogs105]

Is Deaneus, Dean-e-us, or Deane-us?

I read it Deane-us and it rhymes with something very different.

Venus?

 

[Deaneus!]

Is Deaneus, Dean-e-us, or Deane-us?

I read it Deane-us and it rhymes with something very different.

Dean-e-us, thank you Year 5 Latin class.

**** me, do we have a coach yet?

 

[MattyB_76]

Yeah, i was looking for exact matches.

Of course, i have no idea how to pronounce Ylvis. But it looks right. We could even ask, What Does The Fox Say?

I'm with you, Deaneus. Perfect rhymes (more than 2 syllables, with same stresses) vs general rhymes (1 syllable, same sound).

It's like saying Shaun McKernan is an AFL footballer. Sure he has played football, but do you really think he's an AFL footballer?

 

[Bay62]

Dean-e-us, thank you Year 5 Latin class.

**** me, do we have a coach yet?

Let me check...




No

 

[baldandbroke]

Dean-e-us, thank you Year 5 Latin class.

**** me, do we have a coach yet?

Rhymes with gen-i-us

Apparently we do have a coach, but the club are enjoying the froth being generated by it's supporters so might hold off announcing until Thursday ! Bastardos.

 

[NikkiNoo]

Dean-e-us, thank you Year 5 Latin class.

**** me, do we have a coach yet?

 

[Slax]

Exactly. My concern is that someone thinks getting Bolton is a huge coup.

Depends on what role he plays though, if he comes in as senior assistant then he is a coup, comes in as head coach then questions will still exist.

 

[robboaustralia]

Oh man gave myself a heart attack then. Thought I was watching fox sports news but was on sky news weather. Now we cross to a live press conference to....................

Nsw RFS for an announcement on the bushfire season ahead! Grrrrrrrrr.

 

[Crows Dynasty]

Shelve us?

..As many shoes as Ameldas ?

 

[Slax]

Unless it involves Paul Roos - Sydney, Melbourne - has there been another one that works?

Not that I've seen. Collingwood was a disaster, GWS no better, Essendon did it unofficially with Bomber in Hird's first year and look where that got them when he took the reigns full time.

 

[Danoz]

Yeah I've read it as Deane-us. I'll write another one if you like?

There once was a poster called deane-us
He claimed that all women were from Venus
But when it came down to Kate
He could categorically state
It doesn't matter for she's the master of his...

 

[Bay62]

Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, the Crows put together a coaching panel of

Sumich
Blakey
Burns
Tudor

Forever known as The Forgotten Four

 

[Allefgib]

dammit guys. All this useless shit was supposed to go in the mega-thread I created for resigning the big 3.
I've no hope of beating the tippet thread now...

 

[Scrotes2000]

B Bolton has been smashed into $3.50 (sportsbet).

What changed to bring him in so short? Did he do an interview or something?

 

[Deaneus!]

Not that I've seen. Collingwood was a disaster, GWS no better, Essendon did it unofficially with Bomber in Hird's first year and look where that got them when he took the reigns full time.

Yeah, it's been one of those "Communism works... in theory" moments, hasn't it?

 

[Bernie L]

Anyone know where I can get some more F5 keys?

 

[GROTTO]

This is what I get for sleeping, missing 10 bloody pages.

 

[Crows Dynasty]

Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, the Crows put together a coaching panel of

Sumich
Blakey
Burns
Tudor

Forever known as The Forgotten Four

Co - head coaches ? AFC setting a new trend set to sweep AFL!

 

[GROTTO]

Bassett the standout on the poll now at almost 30%.

 

[relapse]

This is what I get for sleeping, missing 10 bloody pages.

Nothing of note though unfortunately

 

[Deaneus!]

Bassett the standout on the poll now at almost 30%.

Lots of votes in that poll. Assuming they're all only Adelaide supporters, wow.

 

[slice]

Any chance we could get a list manager as well?

 

[happy_knackers]

Any chance we could get a list manager as well?

steady on tiger!

 

[Schulzycrow]

Any chance we could get a list manager as well?

Any chance of something today? New boot studder?