The NMFC Forward Line

[Gasometer]

The lack of system was covered up by Trembath jumping over 8 blokes.

And that One Trick has been figured out after the Lions SPECCKYYYYY.

FML

 

[Gasometer]

Said it last week

Get Drew Petrie

Drew Petrie

Age

43

Ht

197cm

Wt

101kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.3

3star

K

8.6

3star

HB

3.7

3star

M

5.4

5star

T

2.7

4star

G

1.3

5star

No current season stats available

D

5.2

2star

K

4.0

2star

HB

1.2

2star

M

1.6

2star

T

1.8

4star

G

0.0

1star

in as a specialist advisor for the rest of the season and see how that goes

 

[Zondor]

Dumpster fire set up.

Scores through individual brilliance.

System is non existent.

Spot On. It’s Chaos. We score from chaos primarily. It’s rare we move the ball with fluency. With accuracy. It’s haphazard. No real system. :stern look

 

[King Corey]

The lack of system was covered up by Trembath jumping over 8 blokes.

It's a good thing our gameplan ensures Trembath always has 8 blokes around him when he goes for the ball.

Must feel like he's a new kid in prison everytime we bomb it long.

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

And that One Trick has been figured out after the Lions SPECCKYYYYY.

FML

Yep. And he’s being a ragged and blocked.

Have we been able to isolate him? No.

A 12 gamer who’s being worked over by defenders and we’ve basically said jump over 3 defenders every contest.

Have we tried him 1 out? No.

Played small so he goes against small 3rd ups? No.

Had talls present up so he receives those passes larkey gets? No.

Absolute dog shit

 

[Gasometer]

Spot On. It’s Chaos. We score from chaos primarily. It’s rare we move the ball with fluency. With accuracy. It’s haphazard. No real system. :stern look

Its sickening; I would have thought by Rd 11 we would have something figured out

So much talent down there falling over themselves

Gee something as simple as Trembath/Durs up/ Larkey at the back (lol)

Rest of you front and centre and left/right

But nah lets all fly for the ball

Or worse lets all bunch back and when the ball drops short easy Defender intercept

Circus

 

[Zondor]

Yep. And he’s being a ragged and blocked.

Have we been able to isolate him? No.

A 12 gamer who’s being worked over by defenders and we’ve basically said jump over 3 defenders every contest.

Have we tried him 1 out? No.

Played small so he goes against small 3rd ups? No.

Had talls present up so he receives those passes larkey gets? No.

Absolute dog shit

Sadly if we wanted to play small up forward it would be with the likes of The Kont, Spargo, Banch and the Fake Wizard. What a list. :stern look

 

[Zondor]

We have only managed to score over 100 points twice this season. Port first up and Richmond. :stern look

Conversely we have conceded 100 points on 5 occasions. Against the all conquering West Coast and the last 4 weeks. :stern look

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

Sadly if we wanted to play small up forward it would be with the likes of The Kont, Spargo, Banch and the Fake Wizard. What a list. :stern look

Larkey presenting up.

Trembath and Duursma as the deepest. forwards. Have we tried that?

Have we tried running Sheezel through there?

Wardlaw resting as a pressure forward?

This is the most talented forward line set up we’ve had since the 90s and all we’re seeing is bombs to packs.

And now with a SPECIALTY BACK UP RUCK LOLLLLLL we’re locked in to this tall setup. It’s horrendous coaching.

 

[Zondor]

Larkey presenting up.

Trembath and Duursma as the deepest. forwards. Have we tried that?

Have we tried running Sheezel through there?

Wardlaw resting as a pressure forward?

This is the most talented forward line set up we’ve had since the 90s and all we’re seeing is bombs to packs.

And now with a SPECIALTY BACK UP RUCK LOLLLLLL we’re locked in to this tall setup. It’s horrendous coaching.

Agreed. We are too tall up forward and we aren’t getting bang for our buck with that height. :stern look

The idea of trying to isolate Trembath or Duursma deep is good. :stern look

And yes our only option is to use Midfielders as half forwards because our actual small half forwards are for the tip. :stern look

Look at the better sides. They have quality small forwards who can also push up the ground and link back inside 50. Look at Geelong or Hawthorn. When Collingwood won the Premiership Hill won the Norm Smith and he had Elliot and Ginnivan along side him. Richmond had a swarm of small forwards that served them well for a number of years. Shit for brains has paid lip service to this part of our list. :stern look

 

[ferball]

LOL at you’ll bet my account. What you are is full of shit. From not knowing what Government story I mentioned to suddenly thinking you know what Government story I mentioned your postings are riddled with hypocrisy and horseshit. :stern look

I assume you're talking about what happened in tassie years ago. Otherwise I have no idea. But yeah your account vs mine that was a real thing that happened.

After all you'll still have access to your sock puppets.

This has more to do with our forward press as a side as opposed to these actual small forwards who were apparently playing in the VFL accomplishing these feats in the AFL. Get your story straight. :stern look

Its the only part of our forward system that works.

The rest of it is ****ed up.

 

[Zondor]

I assume you're talking about what happened in tassie years ago. Otherwise I have no idea. But yeah your account vs mine that was a real thing that happened.

After all you'll still have access to your sock puppets.

That story is as credible as Sonja staging a coup to overthrow Ben Buckley. Your fanciful stories are amusing. :stern look

It’s the only part of our forward system that works.

The rest of it is ****ed up.

Way to avoid your blatant hypocrisy. C’mon Fonzie. Spit it out. :stern look

 

[Gasometer]

 

[ferball]

That story is as credible as Sonja staging a coup to overthrow Ben Buckley. Your fanciful stories are amusing. :stern look

You're a chicken shit coward.

Way to avoid your blatant hypocrisy. C’mon Fonzie. Spit it out. :stern look

We are one of the best teams at keeping the ball in our forward half and getting repeat f50 entries and we score highly from that.

But...

WE also seem to **** up alot of entries into the forward 50 because we have no system in there.

At the same time last week we were able to generate more f50 entries and shots on goal than the team that won the game and are also on top of the ladder with the highest score for the whole season. So its obviously not completely ****ed or we wouldn't be putting ourselves in a position to win that game with slightly better kicking at goal.

 

[Dinkers]

Curtis Larkeys Trembath
Duursma Darling and sometimes Xerri.

Besides Xerri them other plastics don't touch the ball ten times each a game .
Duursma has a pass as he's a kid

 

[hilly]

Conversely we have conceded 100 points on 5 occasions. Against the all conquering West Coast

They'll win plenty at home.

 

[King Corey]

They'll win plenty at home.

Exactly. Watch what they do to Richmond over there.

 

[Zondor]

You're a chicken shit coward.

LOL. What I am is someone who calls out a Bullshit Artist. :stern look

We are one of the best teams at keeping the ball in our forward half and getting repeat f50 entries and we score highly from that.

But...

WE also seem to **** up alot of entries into the forward 50 because we have no system in there.

At the same time last week we were able to generate more f50 entries and shots on goal than the team that won the game and are also on top of the ladder with the highest score for the whole season. So its obviously not completely ****ed or we wouldn't be putting ourselves in a position to win that game with slightly better kicking at goal.

Righto Fonzie. Still avoiding your blatant hypocrisy. Admit it. Our Small Forwards are for the tip. :stern look

 

[ferball]

LOL. What I am is someone who calls out a Bullshit Artist. :stern look


Righto Fonzie. Still avoiding your blatant hypocrisy. Admit it. Our Small Forwards are for the tip. :stern look

Paul Curtis is for the tip.

 

[scottywiper]

Paul Curtis is for the tip.

I'd classify him more as a medium or even hybrid forward.
He doesn't play like a classic small forward.
Our genuine small forwards are all pants. Dovaston may be ok with time. We coulda taken Watson.

 

[ferball]

I'd classify him more as a medium or even hybrid forward.
He doesn't play like a classic small forward.
Our genuine small forwards are all pants. Dovaston may be ok with time. We coulda taken Watson.

Maybe we should have. (Altho Duursma is a very talented player as well.)

But that maggot that calls me a liar for talking about the horrible shit that happened to my family reckons Ginnivan is a small forward as you can see from a few posts above. He's the same height as Curtis and plays a very similar role so what's the difference? (Obviously that's not a question you need to answer.)

What's Jamie Elliot? He's the same height as Dovaston and kicks nearly all his goals from spectacular marks on the boundary as the siren goes.

 

[Zondor]

Paul Curtis is for the tip.

See Vapour’s response regarding Curtis. Anyway if we are to say that the Dude who bench presses more than most and sits at 185cm, plus is taller than Wardlaw, Parker, FOS, Blamires, Powell, Stephens and the same height as Sheezel is a “small” forward, then that’s only one on our list. :stern look

You’re not very good at this. :smirk look

C’mon Fonzie. Spit it out. :stern look

 

[ferball]

See Vapour’s response regarding Curtis. Anyway if we are to say that the Dude who bench presses more than most and sits at 185cm, plus is taller than Wardlaw, Parker, FOS, Blamires, Powell, Stephens and the same height as Sheezel is a “small” forward, then that’s only one on our list. :stern look

You’re not very good at this. :smirk look

C’mon Fonzie. Spit it out. :stern look

You're the one who said Ginnivan - the same height as Curtis, who plays the same role - was a small forward.

You set the standard now you're moving the goal posts.

And yet you still accuse other people of hypocrisy.

Par for the course for human refuse I spose.

 

[Zondor]

You're the one who said Ginnivan - the same height as Curtis, who plays the same role - was a small forward.

You set the standard now you're moving the goal posts.

And yet you still accuse other people of hypocrisy.

Par for the course for human refuse I spose.

LOL. Do you honestly think that by fixating on Curtis and ignoring the quality of all the other small forwards on our list justifies your argument? You see when you stoop so low by calling me chicken shit, a maggot and human refuse, it is a clear indication that you’re rattled and you have no real comeback when someone calls you out on your Bullshit Posts. :stern look

 

[ferball]

LOL. Do you honestly think that by fixating on Curtis and ignoring the quality of all the other small forwards on our list justifies your argument?

You see when you stoop so low by calling me chicken shit, a maggot and human refuse, it is a clear indication that you’re rattled and you have no real comeback when someone calls you out on your Bullshit Posts. :stern look

I think you're all of those things because I've seen you bully people on here who have clear mental health issues (even if some of them do behave like arseholes at times,) seen you hang shit on people for prescribed mediucation and because you keep saying I made up what happened to my family in Tasmania.

For that you're the worst piece of shit I've ever met.

Why would I make that up you pus eating maggot?