Banter The No Dazzlering Big Cricket Thread - 2025/26 Ashes Edition

[Carbine Chaos]

69 wickets @ 32 is a pretty poor record for Agar tbh, even with a good economy rate.

Scorchers need to sign an attacking spinner. Get the Hogg-vibes back.

 

[eaglevision]

69 wickets @ 32 is a pretty poor record for Agar tbh, even with a good economy rate.

Scorchers need to sign an attacking spinner. Get the Hogg-vibes back.

Connolly the state’s best bat and spinner.

 

[ep2018]

Hurricanes are making an absolute meal of what should be a simple chase.

 

[RookiePick]

Hope. Don't hurt me Scorchie boys

 

[ioppolo]

Aaron Hardie, why even bring him on?

 

[Balls In]

One of the worst overs ever bowled by the Scorchers... why would you even consider bowling Hardie in that situation ?? Evans another soda just now ffs

 

[Ochre]

Fair dinkum

 

[RookiePick]

Turner is brainless. Has ****ed up 2 catches

 

[InTheWings]

One of the worst overs ever bowled by the Scorchers... why would you even consider bowling Hardie in that situation ?? Evans another soda just now ffs

I thought Evans had the catch before Turner's leg knocked it out of his hands....

Agree on the decision to bowl Hardie... but then I think Hardie is over-rated at the best of times, let alone situations such as tonight.

 

[Ochre]

Hardies been good in those situations recently, that was just a shit over.

 

[RookiePick]

Hardies been good in those situations recently, that was just a shit over.

Would have been acceptable if the catch had been taken perhaps.

Just not enough on the board I reckon. Only need a few lusty blows to get there

 

[Ochre]

In hindsight, really should've had Renshaw do his hammy early on when we played the Heat

 

[kane249]

That was not a wide

 

[Carbine Chaos]

This umpire may want to look up the rules regarding wides. All 3 wrong.

 

[Carbine Chaos]

Giving Hardie a third instead of bowling out CC earlier.

Turner having a stinker onfield.

 

[InTheWings]

Hardie hey...

 

[KBLT]

Giving Hardie a third over should make Turner lose his captaincy.

 

[Balls In]

Imagine giving Hardie another over after his previous!!! Turner is off his head.

 

[kane249]

Turner, Hardie and Agar skating by on reputation currently

 

[EvilBeagles]

Turner you absolute muppet

 

[Balls In]

Hardie, Turner!!! Agar, Marsh, Evans... that was very hard to watch from those guys. Turner the worst.

 

[KBLT]

Worth noting that Turner also made Evans drop Tim David on 37.

Not his first big fielding mistake this season.

 

[fullbull]

Aaron Hardie is an absolute liability at the moment for us. Pathetic bowling. Even worse by Turner giving him the ball - should’ve just given it to Coops FFS

 

[Selurs]

Didn't we sign David Payne in the draft also?

Yes, we did. Currently playing in the middle east, still a couple of weeks away from joining the squad.

 

[FKASC]

Giving Hardie a third instead of bowling out CC earlier.

Turner having a stinker onfield.

Second game in a row where he’s failed to bowl out Connolly. Not sure he’s a very good captain.