Oppo Camp The Non-North Footy Discussion & Matchday Chat Thread V

[big_e]

Willie Rioli tested positive for drugs.

Big blow for their finals campaign.

Pun intended?

 

[andana]

Yes provisional suspension at this stage. If proven then up to 4 years suspension

They have experienced drug lawyers. He'll be playing tomoro

 

[Devington]

VERY interesting wording by WC.

Club statement: Willie Rioli - westcoasteagles.com.au

The West Coast Eagles have been made aware that Willie Rioli is the subject of an ASADA and AFL investigation

www.westcoasteagles.com.au

 

[blackshadow]

Did Willie have a fake Willy?

Fake, Drug-Test-Foiling Dicks Are a Growing Business in Queensland

You need to be clean for 72 hours to give a drug-free urine sample. Unless you have a fake dick and pee, then you can do whatever you want.

www.google.com

 

[andana]

Apparently his urine sample came back that he has menopause.

 

[Firestarter]

VERY interesting wording by WC.

Club statement: Willie Rioli - westcoasteagles.com.au

The West Coast Eagles have been made aware that Willie Rioli is the subject of an ASADA and AFL investigation

www.westcoasteagles.com.au

Free Willie!

 

[rickety]

Did Willie have a fake Willy?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vi...icks-are-a-growing-business-in-queensland[/B]

Wouldn't happen in Syria!

Willie could be in syrias trouble

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Did Willie have a fake Willy?

Fake, Drug-Test-Foiling Dicks Are a Growing Business in Queensland

You need to be clean for 72 hours to give a drug-free urine sample. Unless you have a fake dick and pee, then you can do whatever you want.

www.google.com

He went full Gattaca.

 

[Hearts to hearts]

VERY interesting wording by WC.

Club statement: Willie Rioli - westcoasteagles.com.au

The West Coast Eagles have been made aware that Willie Rioli is the subject of an ASADA and AFL investigation

www.westcoasteagles.com.au

I thought the same - very arms length.

 

[big_e]

VERY interesting wording by WC.

Club statement: Willie Rioli - westcoasteagles.com.au

The West Coast Eagles have been made aware that Willie Rioli is the subject of an ASADA and AFL investigation

www.westcoasteagles.com.au

They've had lots of practice writing these statements.

 

[roos_fanatic08]

He’s Gawn!

 

[scottywiper]

I can't wait for Jisse W Smuth to tackle this issue!

 

[Gasometer]

Apparently his urine sample came back that he has menopause.

Well at least he ain’t pregnant I guess

Boom tish

 

[LuvtheKangas]

Oh Willie, urine trouble.


Um, I'll see myself out.

 

[rooboyy]

lol seems so funny now how Gerald Healy was saying our players should watch how Rioli trains/plays and how fit he is. Yeah okay, I wonder how... SUS.

 

[Devington]

This tweet chain, if accurate, makes it sound like Rioli is in a world of trouble.

 

[SpiderBurton22]

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This tweet chain, if accurate, makes it sound like Rioli is in a world of trouble.

And completely stupid.

Substituting your piss for a popular drink. WTF.

 

[Firestarter]

And completely stupid.

Substituting your piss for a popular drink. WTF.

I read that there's some Solo Lift combination product now. I wonder what is its colour.

 

[Devington]

And completely stupid.

Substituting your piss for a popular drink. WTF.

At a guess he spat something into the cup to try and mask it or because he's a moron?

I really don't know what to make of it all, other than it sounds bad for him. It's pretty hard to cheat by substitution unless the bloke getting the sample is literally on the take. They have to stand there and watch you piss, and I don't mean from behind while you're in the loo. You literally have to face them with your dacks down and your top rolled up and piss into the cup.

Most concerning thing right now is I'm not hearing ANYONE from the WC or Rioli camps come out and say he's innocent.

 

[SonofSamsquanch]

At a guess he spat something into the cup to try and mask it or because he's a moron?

If he did that, I wonder if he thought it might be a funny joke.

 

[SpiderBurton22]

At a guess he spat something into the cup to try and mask it or because he's a moron?

I can't access the article but the headline suggests something like Gatorade.

 

[Hojuman]

Sun Yang likes this.

 

[darko]

Sun Yang likes this.

Silly boy Willie. Should've used Yang's hammer.

They need to throw the book at him.

 

[giantroo]

 

[giantroo]