- May 23, 2012
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- Tottenham Hotspur, New Orleans Pels
The upfront fee is rather exuberant, and I'm the one Messiah here.
I can confirm that I will profit share the earnings with you unless you ask for a trade to a different religion 18 months before the contract expires and then I will be extremely petty
I hope membership comes with a medical plan. I mean one that involves actual doctors, rather than the cavorting druids which are favoured by other organisations. Otherwise I may not survive the initiation rites, which sound painful.
Also if the sacred rituals involve praying to a ghoulish oversized bird and a giant smoothie I may already have a head start. A giant bed might be more tricky.