The nufan 'tinder memories are made of this' thread

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I'm going to finish the original story and then give you another story.

I just went through Morewell.
If the lawyers in Morewell can afford the same shop front on main Street as the pub...... Your boy nufan is in his element.
Will also need bail Son of Skeletor
Then finish it
 
I feel with the delayed response, our man nufan may have succumb to the seducing by a lady that has wanted him as a keeper.
If this is the case, then we wish them well.

And we may have to find a new fearless leader to tell us of the ways of a tinder bandit
 

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I feel with the delayed response, our man nufan may have succumb to the seducing by a lady that has wanted him as a keeper.
If this is the case, then we wish them well.

And we may have to find a new fearless leader to tell us of the ways of a tinder bandit

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I feel with the delayed response, our man nufan may have succumb to the seducing by a lady that has wanted him as a keeper.
If this is the case, then we wish them well.

And we may have to find a new fearless leader to tell us of the ways of a tinder bandit


He'll be back.

No good being a master of conquest if you can't brag about if afterwards.
 

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I feel with the delayed response, our man nufan may have succumb to the seducing by a lady that has wanted him as a keeper.
If this is the case, then we wish them well.

And we may have to find a new fearless leader to tell us of the ways of a tinder bandit
We went through this earlier with the vegan lass.
During that time I announced you as the prince waiting for the throne.
 

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He'll be back.

No good being a master of conquest if you can't brag about if afterwards.
These are not brags. These legitimate insights of how ****ed up my sex life is.
And how everyone can learn from me and improve themselves
 

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Into taking this 2 person a party back to the new pad. I've got a new bed, it cost over $7000 half price, if you're as tall as me you need it no big deal.

This lass won't let me lead her to the work bench. She wants to let me watch sports on the couch first 'tap of the nose'

After a few minutes there was hands everywhere absolutely loving it..... Until a sneaky digit found its way uninvited.
Soooo yeah I got 2 fingers up in and all around my s**t.
Really should have stopped at one
 

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Soooo yeah I got 2 fingers up in and all around my s**t.
Really should have stopped at one
This new upgrade is terrible.

Anyway, so we're back to the new pad. I have to admit, never been given the motumbo treatment but I choose to call it the Jordan treatment. Look at the person giving you the fingers, close your eyes and score anyway.

So after all of that we hit the players bench Son of Skeletor
And I find out out I'd rather a digit than what's happening. I flopped harder then Marcus Smart giving good D.

There was a very awkward moment of "it never happens etc"
And then I got treated worse than Knicks fan paying for season tickets.
It go so bloody rough and I wanted just Charles Oakley my way out of it.
Long story short, the best sex Ive ever had and she lost another tooth that night. I now see her weekly....after she has been to Centrelink. I can set my watch to it
 

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Girl with the bag of goodies story.

Girl is 23 years old and with her mum owns and runs a cafe.
After speaking for literally a day on bumble I got I voted over for some sex. No bullshit, just come over and *.
(Young ladies are the best... If you're older)

So we have a drink on the couch and kiss and fumble around for a bit and her ******* kitten keeps biting my toe the entire time.

I suggest moving to the bedroom.
After that is a direct quote

"I'm glad you're here while my mum is at her boyfriends, she would hear us all night and try to see you naked and try to * you"
I wish that was a lie.

So into the bedroom and she had told me about her "bag" it's a 2 person suitcase.
Legitimately everything I can think of, and s**t Ive never seen. I'm a ******* degenerate.

This one is hard to give all explanations about. Not for the sex or lack of basketball references.
Just the inbetween, having a breather and a glass of water s**t she was talking about.

I'll leave you with this. Most people have heard the joke "all strippers have daddy issues"
Extrapolate that to someone who invited a complete stranger over for sex and also has a 2 person suitcase of sex toys.
 
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These are not brags. These legitimate insights of how ****** up my sex life is.
And how everyone can learn from me and improve themselves

I guess the lesson here is some kind of protection is in order.

Do they make these for butts?


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So after all of that we hit the players bench Son of Skeletor

Second best name ever.

After Smoothie King Centre of course.

I flopped harder then Marcus Smart giving good D.

I'm not surprised. You'd just been through a full body cavity search at customs.

And then I got treated worse than Knicks fan paying for season tickets.
It go so bloody rough and I wanted just Charles Oakley my way out of it.

Two Knicks references in one go.

Primetime Pricey would be proud

Long story short, the best sex Ive ever had and she lost another tooth that night. I now see her weekly....after she has been to Centrelink. I can set my watch to it


 
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"I'm glad you're here while my mum is at her boyfriends, she would hear us all night and try to see you naked and try to **** you"
I wish that was a lie.

I told you man, it's Moe.





Since then, nothing significant of posting has happened.

I love this. So casual.

The year is young my friend, and degeneracy doesn't sleep.
 

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So the 23 year old with the bag of tricks wants tonight to happen.
Legitimately have told her it's trade deadline night and I'll be busy until 3am

The response...
Cool see you 3:05.

I'm living my best life right now
 
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So the 23 year old with the bag of tricks wants tonight to happen.
Legitimately have told her it's trade deadline night and I'll be busy until 3am

The response...
Cool see you 3:05.

I'm living my best life right now


Apparently degeneracy not only doesn't sleep, but is able to set a precise schedule.

Amazing.
 

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Now this is a religion I can finally embrace.
The upfront fee is rather exuberant, and I'm the one Messiah here.
I can confirm that I will profit share the earnings with you unless you ask for a trade to a different religion 18 months before the contract expires and then I will be extremely petty
 
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