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hit the pokies. then you can exchange many coins for many more pringles
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This thread is full of running gags about you and the obsessional phases you get yourself in. Bantz
I don't think anyone got the joke. Must admit took a while to click what it meant. At first thought ikea meant "I care" about the tv chat
 
I don't think anyone got the joke. Must admit took a while to click what it meant. At first thought ikea meant "I care" about the tv chat
Cruyffy's DIY phase was legendary. How soon people forget! What's his latest craze?
 
Was it DIY? Or just shopping there? Couldn't imagine him being the flat pack master ;)
Which raises the question - just who was setting up that furniture? :D
 

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Pretty sure I shared this last year. My grandpa was a POW and he wrote this about his time being captured.

A British Tummy.
A BRIEF WAR DIARY AS A P.O.W.
N.C. [name removed]

IT’S 5TH JUNE ’82, AND IN TIME I’M LOOKING BACK,
ON THE SAME DAY IN ’42, WHEN IN AMONG THE FLACK,
THEN ON RUN IN DESERT PLAIN WE STRUGGLED WITH THE WRECK,
OF WHAT WAS LEFT OF OUR ARMOURY, WHEN I GOT HIT IN THE NECK.
. . .
A GERRY BULLET ALMOST SPENT, FOUND IT’S MARK ON ME,
THEN I DROPPED DOWN AND MANAGED TO STAY ON ONE KNEE,
BUT NOT FOR LONG HOWEVER, TILL I TUMBLED TO THE GROUND,
AND REALISED IN MOMENTS I WAS WELL AND TRULY DOWNED
. . .
THE FEELING OF PARALYSIS TRAVELED UPWARD TO MY CHEST,
AND IN MY CONSCIOUS MOMENTS, I THOUGHT NOW HOW BEST,
DO I DOPE WITH THIS SITUATION WHICH I KNEW I COULD NOT RIGHT,
WITHIN ME REALISING THAT NOW I COULD NOT FIGHT.
. . .
I LAY WITH SOME FRUSTRATION, KNOWING I COULD NOT RISE,
IT GAVE ME SUCH A SINKING FEELING WONDERING HOW TO GUISE
MYSELF FROM ONCOMING GERRY TANKS,
WHO WERE SWEEPING DOWN THE PLAINS VIRTUALLY IN BANKS.
. . .
WHEN “D” COY. CAPTAIN APPEARED AND ASKED WHERE I’D BEEN HIT,
ON TELLING HIM, HE STRIPPED ME OF WHAT WE CALL “SMALL KIT,”
AND LIFTED ME ON HIS SHOULDER CARRYING ME ALOFT,
BUT AFTER A WHILE HE PUT ME DOWN AND MADE FOR THE “R.A.” POST.
. . .
HE LEFT HIS “BATMAN” WITH ME, AND UNDER THE MORNING SUN
WE DRANK THE “BATMAN’S” UNSWEETENED MILK TO GIVE OUR THIRST A RUN,
AN HOUR OR SO HE SPENT WITH ME, BUT NO ONE NOW IN SIGHT,
HE LEFT ME FOR THE “R.A” POST, SAYING I’D BE ALRIGHT.
. . .
I LAY AWHILE JUST WONDERING HOW LONG IT WELL MAY BE,
BEFORE SOME SOLDIERS “OURS” OR “THEIRS” WOULD SET THEIR EYS ON ME,
WHEN EVENTUALLY A GERRY TANK, A HUGE GREY M.K.L.
CAME BOUNDING ON; ME WONDERING, IS THIS THE FINAL HOUR.
. . .
THE GERRY TANK COMMANDER IN A FLOW OF PERFECT ENGLISH,
SAID FOR YOU THE WAR IS OVER AND AMIDST MY ANGUISH,
ASKED ME DID I THINK I COULD SMOKE A CIGARETTE,
AND I REPLIED “YES PLEASE,” KNOWING I’M NOT IN SHOCK JUST YET.
. . .
AND LATER IN A GERRY “OBSERVATION CAR,”
I WAS TAKEN WELL BEHIND “THEIR” LINES AND I KNEW I WAS SO FAR,
FROM ALL THE “H.L.T” BOYS WHO BY THEIR VERY GRIT,
IN SPITE OF ALL THE ODDS THAT DAY, HAD SHOWN THEIR FIGHTING SPIRIT.
. . .
THE GERRY TROOPS WHO CAPTURED ME SHOWED COURTESY AND CARE,
AND WHILE THEY WERE OUR ENEMY, IT WOULD BE ONLY FAIR,
TO CREDIT THEM WITH FEELING FOR A FELLOW SOLDIER BEAT,
FOR WAR IS SUCH A HAZARD, ESPECIALLY IN RETREAT.
. . .
THAT NIGHT WAS SPENT IN A GERRY RED CROSS CAR,
WITH A GERRY LYING ABOVE ME, BOTH CASUALTIES OF WAR,
OUR NEEDS LOOKED AFTER BY HIS TWO SOLDIER MATES,
THEN MORNING DAWNED AND OFF I WENT WITH OTHERS, TO OUR FATES.
. . .
A PRISONER OF WAR WITH MANY MORE BESIDES,
NOT KNOWING HOW LONG FOR, BUT WE TOOK IT IN OUR STRIDES,
AND SENT BY SHIP TO ITALY, THE ITALIANS GUESTS TO BE,
TO REALISE JUST ALL TOO SOON, THAT THIS WOULD BE NO “SPREE”.
. . .
ALTHOUGH NOT BADLY TREATED, ITALY WAS SHORT OF FOOD,
AND FOR BODIES NEEDING NOURISHED, MADE US ONLY BROOD,
FOR WHILE OUR CAPTORS DID THEIR BEST WITH CARE AND MEDICATION,
THE FIRST THREE MONTHS WE SUFFERED WITH ACUTE HUNGER AND FRUSTRATION.
. . .
THEN “HAPPY DAY”, ONE SATURDAY, RED CROSS FOOD PARCELS GIVEN OUT,
TWO, TO SHARE A PARCEL, OUR HUNGER NOW TO ROUT,
TO FEEL YOU’VE HAD A FILLING MEAL AND KNOW THAT MORE IS THERE,
THIS, YOU HAVE TO LIVE THROUGH, TO KNOW, THAT NOTHING CAN COMPARE.
. . .
FROM THIS DAY ON, OUR SPIRITS OF COURSE WERE LIFTED,
IN THE SITUATION WE WERE IN, OUR THOUGHTS SO OFTEN DRIFTED,
TO OUR LOVED ONES AT HOME WHO KNEW NOTHING OF OUR FLIGHT,
FOR “MISSING-BELIEVED KILLED” THE WAR-OFFICE WAS TO WRITE.
. . .
THE STORY DOESN'T END HERE, THERE’S SO MUCH MORE TO TELL,
BUT ONE WOULD NEED A BOOK OR MANUSCRIPT TO DWELL,
ON THE INJURED THE TROOPS SUSTAINED, TO LINGER AND TO STAY, A MEMORY FRO ALL TIME, OF A DARK AND GLOOMY DAY.
. . .
THOUGH I'VE PENNED THESE LINES REMEMBERING A FIENDISH GHASTLY WAR,
I'VE LOOKED BACK AGAIN AND AGAIN, AND THOUGHT “WHATEVER FOR”,
THE FUTILITY OF SUCH A COURSE, SHOULD MAKE OUR GOVERNMENTS PONDER,
FOR ASK YOURSELF, “IS ANYTHING SOLVED”, I LEAVE YOU THEN TO WONDER.
. . .
 
I wish I didn't walk past the TV whilst The Voice was on. Now I know that Delta Goodrem in slow-motion mode is somehow more irritating.

Back to re-watching The Wire. A time when television was quality.
 
I wish I didn't walk past the TV whilst The Voice was on. Now I know that Delta Goodrem in slow-motion mode is somehow more irritating.

Back to re-watching The Wire. A time when television was quality.
Shit TV was still around when The Wire was airing, you know.
 
Shit TV was still around when The Wire was airing, you know.

I should've said when reality TV was at a minimum. And it was, I think back then it was only Survivor. Talent shows (Australian Idol etc) started out around the early 2000s. Now we have home Reno shows and 8,000 cooking shows. And it's all scripted too, because no one is going to go on national TV and act the way they do on My Kitchen Rules (like last years "I am a model" fiasco).
 
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I should've said when reality TV was at a minimum. And it was, I think back then it was only Survivor. Talent shows (Australian Idol etc) started out around the early 2000s. Now we have home Reno shows and 8,000 cooking shows. And it's all scripted too, because no one is going to go on national TV and act the way they do on Masterchef (like last years "I am a model" fiasco).
The Wire also started in the early 2000s.

I'd say there's more quality TV now than there was back then as well.
 
The Wire also started in the early 2000s.

I'd say there's more quality TV now than there was back then as well.

All a matter of preference mate. I've seen some great shows made the last few years, that I can't argue with.

TV is rubbish. Why don't you guys do something worthwhile with your time?

I would, but I think there's a law against watching pr0n 16 hours a day.

TBH I know what you're saying but watching a television series can be an escape for a lot of people. Life can get stressful.
 
Are you sure about this? He seems like a realist. How is La Pen leaving EU gonna help Fr. Walking away from the problem won't fix it
Positive. Would be dreadful for France. The EU is full of an unelected bureaucrats who serve the globalist agenda. This was their chance to free themselves from it. Check out Macron's policies on wiki. Confirmed globalist
 
Sopranos, West Wing, The Wire were rarities back in the early 2000s and the exception not the rule. This is truly the golden age of TV though, so many high quality shows everywhere you look.
 
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