The off topic thread #2

[WealstoneRaider]

I mean Botox no silicone

 

[WealstoneRaider]

Sounds painful

Yeah probably. Only a local anaesthetic too. My right eye has gone off centre and is causing double vision (as well as giving me a slightly freakish appearance!). Needs doing because it's hindering my circumstances plus I'm a vain ****

 

[glenferry23]

They weren't PM's by any chance were they?

Not that I'm aware of. But I need to know. I need closure.

 

[Fryer Tuck]

Seriously my eyes are stuffed - the amount of times I have to re-edit posts because of typos is ridiculous. Got an eye operation in march. Injecting silicone into one of my eyes. Won't be nice

Silly cones? You have poor night vision? Lol.

I think 2017 has the potential to be my best year yet.

This is the exact attitude that we should all be taking into the new year.

 

[WealstoneRaider]

Silly cones? You have poor night vision? Lol.

I meant Botox. Botox was initially used to treat muscular problems in the eye before it mainly became used for vanity purposes. Or so the surgeon told me

 

[Fryer Tuck]

I meant Botox. Botox was initially used to treat muscular problems in the eye before it mainly became used for vanity purposes. Or so the surgeon told me

I know, I'm just joshing with ya with the cones in your eyes, used for nigght vision.

But yes, that is correct. But not just for the eyes, anything that can have 'overactive muscles,' like your jaw, vocal cords, and bladder for instance.

 

[jod23]

Jodley.

What's your best deal for flights between Adelaide and Melbourne this Friday. Returning Tuesday. 2 adults. 2 kids.

Am prepared to use your staff discount.

Haha, I can check for you tomorrow when I get into work. Arent you in England though?

 

[jod23]

Also I'll PM you tomorrow.

 

[glenferry23]

Also I'll PM you tomorrow.

GB style?

 

[Latro]

Also I'll PM you tomorrow.

Post it in this thread. Including bank accounts

 

[glenferry23]

Post it in this thread. Including bank accounts

And hotel details, so Faith knows where to visit.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

What pic? Damn, I missed the fun it seems.

I didn't miss the great NYE gif spree so I'm not as fussed now.
... I lie, I want to know what it was

 

[Fryer Tuck]

Haha, I can check for you tomorrow when I get into work. Arent you in England though?

Dunno. Am in Australia on hols. Just heard the score.

That should answer that.

What pic? Damn, I missed the fun it seems.

I didn't miss the great NYE gif spree so I'm not as fussed now.
... I lie, I want to know what it was

Hang on, wasn't it that picture of an article about a girl breaking her new year's resolution half an hour into the new year?

It was up for a while anyway.

(Edited just in case, but I think you all know the one).

 

[Cooldude]

Let's just say the girl's new year resolution was to not you know what on someone's you know what but half an hour into 2017 she was you know whating someone's you know what

 

[Latro]

wut

 

[Cooldude]

Fine she said she wouldn't give head again in 2017 and she ended up giving head half an hour into it, am I allowed to say that?

 

[Loonerty]

Fine she said she wouldn't give head against in 2017 and she ended up giving head half an hour into it, am I allowed to say that?

Was she just giving head back to Al Snow?

 

[Cooldude]

Yes he got a little head

 

[jd2010]

jod23 how flat out are you at work at the moment?

 

[jod23]

jod23 how flat out are you at work at the moment?

Pretty busy mate. Why's that? Didnt get around to Mooba's enquiry yesterday or today.

 

[Bojan KantKick]

Groomsman at a wedding at the Melb Club this arvo.

Gonna be hot as **** and I'm wearing some slim fit politix bs suit that my cuz bought for me

 

[Spanish Sahara]

Groomsman at a wedding at the Melb Club this arvo.

Gonna be hot as **** and I'm wearing some slim fit politix bs suit that my cuz bought for me

Slim fit doesnt sound like your size

 

[Bojan KantKick]

Slim fit doesnt sound like your size

not at the best of times mate.

Politix takes the piss tho. ultra slim fit ffs

 

[typeclub]

Lol beta boy

 

[Bojan KantKick]

lmao