The off topic thread

[Jatz]

Yeah I know way too many of those

 

[jod23]

The saddest thing is when the chick is hot and she's religious, it's just the saddest thing imaginable

This is the worst. Even worse than a really hot chick being a devout United fan.

 

[Cruyff14]

I have seriously just talked to someone who is trying to say hunger and thirst aren't physical needs, and I am apparently being intellectually dishonest

What do I do now, should I call 911?

Sounds like my mate

 

[Cruyff14]

Finally won the CL.

Only took me 5 seasons I have won the league 4/5 of times, on to my third straight now.

Went on a 21 match winning streak in the league.

Just signed Varane for 40m

Courtious
Clyne Varane Doria Alex Sandro
Wanyama
Wilshere
Deloufeu Ozil Draxler
Avdijaj
​

Bench isn't too bad either
Aguero
Diego Costa
Ramsey
Balanta
Ocampos
Grenier
Barkley
----
Lacazette
Papdopolous
Aurier
Jonathan Silva

I rotate a lot. If Ozil has a poor game I put Kun there, strikers I pretty much drop if they don't score. Lacazette features a lot on the right wing when Deloufeu doesn't fire. Ocampos can play on either wing. Ramsey and Wilshere rotate a lot. Grenier would be starting at most other clubs at CM with his stats. Papa good backup for Wanyama and a fourth choice CB if I need it. I rotate Silva and Alex Sandro a lot at LB. Silva could start at majority of other clubs at LB.

That's my home record from last season, didn't realise how good it was.

 

[Redalert]

This is the worst. Even worse than a really hot chick being a devout United fan.

Well you've got to have some standards. At least Moyes's daughter is fair game now.

 

[Cooldude]

Anzac day infinitely more watchable, end to end stuff, both sides looking to play on. Not this keep things off chippity chippity do bullshit

 

[Jatz]

Hahaha Essendon suck. How do you give up a 40 point lead?! Pies will kill them in the second half

 

[SM]

Go pies!! From the G.

 

[Jatz]

Have money on Collingwood to win by +40 and some on +50. Was nervous 40 points down, much happier now.

 

[Cooldude]

This bomber team is shitter than even I thought, and I thought we are pretty shit

Young Joe Daniher's getting hung out to dry every week, he battles manfully, but you can't have an undeveloped chopstick playing KP against big body men every week

 

[SM]

Have money on Collingwood to win by +40 and some on +50. Was nervous 40 points down, much happier now.

Haha. under 40 for me.

 

[BlueBen]

Yeah well I had Collingwood -23.5...

 

[Cruyff14]

Essendon hahahahaha

 

[jd2010]

Joe Danniher to be the Josh Fraser of this generation?

 

[chef]

Joe Danniher to be the Josh Fraser of this generation?

I wish Ayce Cordy could get to Fraser levels

 

[Latro]

I wish Ayce Cordy could get to Fraser levels

What about Peter Street levels?

 

[jd2010]

I wish Ayce Cordy could get to Fraser levels

Even Kruezer levels would be a start

 

[BlueBen]

Yeah well I had Collingwood -23.5...

And Brisbane -5.5!

 

[Cooldude]

Wait do we even get to draft properly this year?

So I can't even wish for us to tank

 

[Loonerty]

Wait do we even get to draft properly this year?

So I can't even wish for us to tank

One pick at the end of the first round, none in the second.

 

[moomba]

Roos

 

[jod23]

Finally won the CL.

Only took me 5 seasons I have won the league 4/5 of times, on to my third straight now.

Went on a 21 match winning streak in the league.

Just signed Varane for 40m

Courtious
Clyne Varane Doria Alex Sandro
Wanyama
Wilshere
Deloufeu Ozil Draxler
Avdijaj
​

Bench isn't too bad either
Aguero
Diego Costa
Ramsey
Balanta
Ocampos
Grenier
Barkley
----
Lacazette
Papdopolous
Aurier
Jonathan Silva

I rotate a lot. If Ozil has a poor game I put Kun there, strikers I pretty much drop if they don't score. Lacazette features a lot on the right wing when Deloufeu doesn't fire. Ocampos can play on either wing. Ramsey and Wilshere rotate a lot. Grenier would be starting at most other clubs at CM with his stats. Papa good backup for Wanyama and a fourth choice CB if I need it. I rotate Silva and Alex Sandro a lot at LB. Silva could start at majority of other clubs at LB.

That's my home record from last season, didn't realise how good it was.

I tried to get Courtois but failed. I actually signed Valdes on a free when he left Barca. Only 32 and still very, very good. Migs is my backup now. Who's Avdijaj? A regen?? Trying to get Barkley too but Everton wont sell to Liverpool.

 

[chef]

What about Peter Street levels?

Even that.

 

[Cruyff14]

I tried to get Courtois but failed. I actually signed Valdes on a free when he left Barca. Only 32 and still very, very good. Migs is my backup now. Who's Avdijaj? A regen?? Trying to get Barkley too but Everton wont sell to Liverpool.

Young guy from Schalke.

At 20 his finishing is 19, composure 18, passing 16, accel 16, creativity 16, dribbling 16. Can play AM too.

Paid 1.6m for him in the first season. Rejected a 45m bid from Bayern

 

[Jatz]

Them Blues nothing better than a nail biting win!