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According to your completely unbiased view of course. Jenkins cost us SFA, has kicked 40 plus goals two years in a row and draws a big defender. All ticks.
He's not gonna cost you SFA anymore though go and argue on the camry board, even some of them don't think he's worth a burnt crumpet.

*My perception of Jenkins in all honesty is he's a big guy with wheels who finds space & generally gets his goals working off an opponent but really has no natural big forward instincts, he's not gonna take clutch big forward pack marks ever period.
 

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He's not gonna cost you SFA anymore though go and argue on the camry board, even some of them don't think he's worth a burnt crumpet.

*My perception of Jenkins in all honesty is he's a big guy with wheels who finds space & generally gets his goals working off an opponent but really has no natural big forward instincts, he's not gonna take clutch big forward pack marks ever period.
I think that's a fair perception, but the dues people fail to pay to Jenkins is that his mobility combined with his size make him a very difficult match up. He is not a traditional KPF granted, but he reads the play very well and that's why he scores.
 
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Runs are on the board and Jenkins is not injury prone.
Charlie first debut in 2011 where Shitkins was drafted in 2010, and there's only four games between them. Charlie is almost two years younger and it would of been a lot harder for him getting forward supply from a team full of kids with Ablett the main go to.
Dixon>>>>light years>>>>Jenkins
 

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Charlie first debut in 2011 where Shitkins was drafted in 2010, and there's only four games between them. Charlie is almost two years younger and it would of been a lot harder for him getting forward supply from a team full of kids with Ablett the main go to.
Dixon>>>>light years>>>>Jenkins
Hey Beatzy, Jenkins will play more games that Dixon this year!!!
 

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Charlie first debut in 2011 where Shitkins was drafted in 2010, and there's only four games between them. Charlie is almost two years younger and it would of been a lot harder for him getting forward supply from a team full of kids with Ablett the main go to.
Dixon>>>>light years>>>>Jenkins
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Why don't you ask the PAFC captain? He knows about ducking his head in marking contests doesn't he...
It's just that I checked the stats and Jenkins puts in 40 pea heart exhibitions a season whilst hard man Dixon averages zero soft cocks and 50 don't argues a season.

Lol Jenkins.
 
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Yet your captain shirks marking contests? Why is that?
Is that why Fatty Crouch is woofing down Double Whoppers and washing them down with coupla dozen pints, so that he can get enough fat above his eyes so that the sun doesn't get in them any more.

Btw lol Jenkins.
 

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Is that why Fatty Crouch is woofing down Double Whoppers and washing them down with coupla dozen pints, so that he can get enough fat above his eyes so that the sun doesn't get in them any more.

Btw lol Jenkins.
Interesting stat for you. One percenters 2015 season. Jenkins 40, Dixon 24. So who's the seagull that waits for the ball?
Disposal efficiency is almost identical 65.6 to 66.2. LOL Dixon.
 
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