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Interesting stat for you. One percenters 2015 season. Jenkins 40, Dixon 24. So who's the seagull that waits for the ball?
Disposal efficiency is almost identical 65.6 to 66.2. LOL Dixon.
Jenkins: 10 flacids per game.
Dixon: 10 pack burst per game

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I've posted the evidence that Jenkins is superior and also puts in more effort to assist his team mates.
Evidence??? You mean the one percerters???

BWAHAHAHAHA

A room full of duckling down is harder than Jenkins. Until you get the "softcock acts" stats from Champion Data you've proved nothing.
 

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Evidence??? You mean the one percerters???

BWAHAHAHAHA

A room full of duckling down is harder than Jenkins. Until you get the "softcock acts" stats from Champion Data you've proved nothing.

Excellent, please provide these as I can't seem to find them. Also please provide as per my previous request, the evidence that Adelaide Football Club is the only club who reports operating profits. You seem to have forgotten about that, did it slip your mind?
 
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Excellent, please provide these as I can't seem to find them. Also please provide as per my previous request, the evidence that Adelaide Football Club is the only club who reports operating profits. You seem to have forgotten about that, did it slip your mind?
Did you know there are 100 different one percenters? Can you name Josh Jenkins most prolific one percenter?
 

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I actually think you believe that there are 100. Go ahead and name them...
Josh Jenkins's favourite one percenter is running behind the pack and receiving a handball over the top to score an easy goal. How many one percenters per game did you say Jenkins averages again?
 
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I think that's a fair perception, but the dues people fail to pay to Jenkins is that his mobility combined with his size make him a very difficult match up even if he looks so stupid rucking that you'd be genuinely surprised to learn he can hold his own shit in without thinking about it. He is not a traditional KPF granted, but he reads the play very well and hides out the back waiting for the easy pass from Eddie or Tex so he can score and write about in the Advertiser.
EFA
 

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You know I used to frequent Bay13 when it was worth coming to, DOne whilst a flog, was good value.

You boys are flogs on L plates and now I know why I've kept away.
yea you best stick to that "non-crows port bashing thread" whatever it is and hide amongst the swarming blow flies.
 
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