Mega Thread The Official Camry Crows Off Season Lolz Thread

(Log in to remove this ad.)

Pafcsince86

All Australian
Joined
Aug 31, 2012
Posts
686
Likes
462
AFL Club
Port Adelaide
Lol, oh dear. At least people actually bothered to showed up for our cringeworthy supporter function :D
Our players back our events in and turn up themselves. I thought there were no crows players in this photo but on closer inspection it does seem the two girls right of stage are porplyzia and Douglas..
 

(Log in to remove this ad.)

Vikingblood

Brownlow Medallist
Joined
Apr 4, 2012
Posts
22,630
Likes
20,253
Location
Catfish City
AFL Club
Adelaide
Not at Alberton:thumbsu:

Won twice down there. The ferals were not amused:D
Was always a charming place Alberton. BO reeking out of the terraces, saliva going everywhere, but for all that it could not compare to the early days at Victoria Park. That was a legitimate Noah's Ark. Two of every species, still not too sure how many survived the plague.
 

Pafcsince86

All Australian
Joined
Aug 31, 2012
Posts
686
Likes
462
AFL Club
Port Adelaide
Was always a charming place Alberton. BO reeking out of the terraces, saliva going everywhere, but for all that it could not compare to the early days at Victoria Park. That was a legitimate Noah's Ark. Two of every species, still not too sure how many survived the plague.
Never had a chant hour tho hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
 

Vikingblood

Brownlow Medallist
Joined
Apr 4, 2012
Posts
22,630
Likes
20,253
Location
Catfish City
AFL Club
Adelaide
How did the chant session go last night?

Looks like it was a roaring success based on the video!!! :D:D:D
I wouldn't attend that if you paid me, however, each to their own. The same way your club has a bunch of social rejects chanting non-rhyming things about Angus Monfries and witty one liners like 'Geelong Reject', if that's what does it for them then so be it. Personally I think footy would be better off without cheersquads. They have well and truly had their day. I think the scoreboard prompts of 'Go Crows' and 'Pow Er' are equally effective and far more hygienic.
 

Schulzenfest

Hall of Famer
Joined
Feb 23, 2008
Posts
49,070
Likes
112,334
Location
SA
AFL Club
Port Adelaide
Other Teams
Toronto Raptors
I wouldn't attend that if you paid me, however, each to their own. The same way your club has a bunch of social rejects chanting non-rhyming things about Angus Monfries and witty one liners like 'Geelong Reject', if that's what does it for them then so be it.
Well no, it's not quite the same way. The videos you've posted are confined entirely to a small group of bogans. The chant night was a club sanctioned event. It was something that the people who are paid exorbitant amounts of money to run your club thought was a good idea.

Every club has some cringeworthy supporters. But no club in the AFL comes anywhere near matching the Crows when it comes to a cringeworthy marketing department, and a cringeworthy media presence:
  • The 19th man concept which is a complete and total ripoff of the Seattle Seahawks.
  • The 'we're gonna win the flag because it was hot in '98' membership speech.
  • The apricot slice brigade article.
  • Our Sando spontaneously (despite having an Advertiser photographer in the car with him) picks up an old lady at the bus stop.
  • Old ladies singing your club song (with a lyric sheet, because apparently they don't know your club song) to Swans players at the airport only for the Swans to smash you off of the park.
  • Our Sando says that the midfield which finished 11th last year is "A-grade" and he wouldn't trade it for anybody's.
  • Our Sando saying "If I sink this putt, we'll win the premiership" in an interview.
  • The state jumper fiasco.
  • The failed attempt to get your flag put up on Port Road.
  • And now this abortion of a 'chant night'.
The amount of very public cringe that comes out of your club is unparalleled. And that's just in the last two years.
 
Last edited:

Mattrox

Brownlow Medallist
Joined
Mar 7, 2012
Posts
16,885
Likes
13,970
AFL Club
Adelaide
I've been away carefully crafting my Supercoach team. I return and this shit is still on the front page.

Port Flogs, Hello. The preseason is over. It's almost round 2.

*Your trip to Dubai to train in the "heat" when it's a comfortable 31.


**** off. Your club does just as cringeworthy stuff... ffs a Marching band? What is this? The college bowl Texas A&M vs Iowa State?

The showdown is this week you weak flogs. How about telling us how good spud Butcher is? Or something.

Sent from my GT-I9295 using Tapatalk
 

Pafcsince86

All Australian
Joined
Aug 31, 2012
Posts
686
Likes
462
AFL Club
Port Adelaide
I've been away carefully crafting my Supercoach team. I return and this shit is still on the front page.

Port Flogs, Hello. The preseason is over. It's almost round 2.

*Your trip to Dubai to train in the "heat" when it's a comfortable 31.


**** off. Your club does just as cringeworthy stuff... ffs a Marching band? What is this? The college bowl Texas A&M vs Iowa State?

The showdown is this week you weak flogs. How about telling us how good spud Butcher is? Or something.

Sent from my GT-I9295 using Tapatalk
No worries I think butcher is a better prospect than JPod!

You seem angry can't believe what your own club is doing!?
 

xflamedancer

Premiership Player
Joined
Feb 6, 2014
Posts
3,897
Likes
5,132
AFL Club
Port Adelaide
Other Teams
P.A. Magpies, Man U.
I've been away carefully crafting my Supercoach team. I return and this shit is still on the front page.

Port Flogs, Hello. The preseason is over. It's almost round 2.

*Your trip to Dubai to train in the "heat" when it's a comfortable 31.


**** off. Your club does just as cringeworthy stuff... ffs a Marching band? What is this? The college bowl Texas A&M vs Iowa State?

The showdown is this week you weak flogs. How about telling us how good spud Butcher is? Or something.

Sent from my GT-I9295 using Tapatalk
Ohhemad.jpg
 
Top Bottom