Mega Thread The Official Camry Crows Off Season Lolz Thread

Drakescoffeecake

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Do you really want me to provide evidence of your sooking??

Obsessed no. But if you think any Port supporter is going to pass up the opportunity to bag you out over this lame assed attempt then you have a serious problem with reality son.
Obsessed, yes. I had no doubt this would find its way to bay 13 and have no issue with that, I even joined in. But to swarm to the Adelaide board just to post "lol" is lame in itself. You blokes hang around our board like a bad smell and you always have, but then again what else do we expect from a supporter base that is more infatuated with their rival club then their own? Keep up the obsession, son.
 

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You are an idiot. He called out a childish post and you turned it into the Beaumont Children. Pull your head in.

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Gee wiz you crows are a sensitive bunch aren't you! Maybe it's a bigger than just him maybe it's a syndicate! Maybe your the ring leader? Maybe take a joke! Maybe your in bay13! Maybe you spat out your apricot slice when you read it in disgust or fear? A lot of maybes!
 

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Gee wiz you crows are a sensitive bunch aren't you! Maybe it's a bigger than just him maybe it's a syndicate! Maybe your the ring leader? Maybe take a joke! Maybe your in bay13! Maybe you spat out your apricot slice when you read it in disgust or fear? A lot of maybes!
Pretty sure paedophilia isn't a joke. But keep on swinging. You are hitting a whole bunch of air.




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Because they weren't squibs :thumbsu: Try all you want to deflect from Polec's pissweak effort but it isn't going to make him any less of a squib :thumbsu:
Most of those posts were jokes, but Sam Shaw squibbed like a champ at one point in the third quarter. Was running back with the flight of the ball, looked up, saw Geelong players approaching and stopped in his tracks, leaving him out of position which meant that he dropped the mark (as opposed to Polec being in the right position to take the mark but having it slip through his fingers, which happens 4 or 5 times a game). Crows supporter King Elvis agrees that Shaw heard footsteps :thumbsu:
 

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Drakescoffeecake

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Most of those posts were jokes, but Sam Shaw squibbed like a champ at one point in the third quarter. Was running back with the flight of the ball, looked up, saw Geelong players approaching and stopped in his tracks, leaving him out of position which meant that he dropped the mark (as opposed to Polec being in the right position to take the mark but having it slip through his fingers, which happens 4 or 5 times a game). Crows supporter King Elvis agrees that Shaw heard footsteps :thumbsu:
I was at the game so wouldn't have had a perfect view of it unlike on TV. But show me some video evidence and I'll agree - unlike some people I can actually admit when one of my players stuffs up instead of defending an obvious pissweak attempt.
 

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Pretty sure paedophilia isn't a joke. But keep on swinging. You are hitting a whole bunch of air.

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I didn't see any faux outrage when one of your posters intimated a Port poster was a "rock crab" [yep the poor fool got it wrong, then went on to specify "pedo"] the other day in the banter thread.
 

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I reckon someone needs to find some vision of Dangerfield when the Crows fans were "chanting" Eddddiiiieeee, Edddiiieeee - I think that the Crows fans know Danger is leaving so they've taken on a "new" overrated hero to replace their current overrated hero.

(Aside: they needed a chanting lesson for that? It sounded like the way that baseball fans jeer players who are playing crap. Refer Simpsons episode for example - Daaaaryyllll, Daaarrryyllll.....)
 

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You should play every kid you have, you guys looked as slow as 1 legged dogs on tranquilizers yesterday
It looks worse when players hesitate and then lose the contest. Or turn the ball over on attack and are all out of position to defend.

Thank goodness we have about 5 players out of contract at the end of year.

Anyway. You guys did play well and showed us who doesn't have ticker for AFL. A lot of fans already knew. But hopefully the staff can see it plain as day.
 

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You are right. Seems a couple of our player's haven't realised it.

Hope we get some of the rookies in soon.
Are you including Angus Graham?

Only a few of your blokes deserve to keep their possie in the side --- Reilly, Sloane, Smith, Jaensch, Douglas, Kerridge & Talia. A cameo from Betts wasn't enough, dangerfraud squibbing it was embarrassing for you jokers, Jacobs doesn't have the engine to go all day with Lobbe, your tall forwards were useless, your small backs were useless, Rutten is now too slow, too old, Porplyzia provided zero run from the subs bench, unlike what Matty White provided for us & what Broadbent did last round, Shaw aint good enough, Grigg thinks the game goes over 10 minutes & Thompson thinks he's some kind of Neil Balme or Carl Ditterich with the tough stuff.
 
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