Manchester United. Time to rebuild boys.
Your prolonged dynasty is done. It has been cooked. You've ****ing eaten it and scooped up all of the left overs. All you have left now is the alfoil and a dirty plate.
Not winning anything this season. You'll have to get past the big, bad, actually talented Chelsea men. And btw I know Valencia and Nani actually do but get some of your ****ing players in the gym. You've got all these Chelsea muscly bodies in midfield and you've got the Manchester United midfield which is at best a collection of toothpicks in comparison. Michael Essien has his chicken Darren Fletcher's size for ****s sake.
Man up. You're professional athletes being paid a ridiculous amount of money, you have time and nothing else to do - you train anyway. Why do you all look like you need a few good meals? Get some tone lads. Time to start a weight programe Fergie and get those boys ripped. Get Nani to teach the class.
No homo but in addition to being probably the ugliest squad in the Premiership, Manchester United also have the most aggressive, unlikeable goal celebrations, 'ooh look at me, I'm angry and pumped' seen how Essien celebrates his goals? smiles. Lampard. casual. Didier does something likeagle. But it's an unfit squad. Berbatov and Rooney both overweight, one is lazy and smokes the other is fat and despite running a lot could certainly be fitter and optimise his performance if her cared enough because he's drifting into the one season wonder, rest of the seasons average territory.