The Official Week 22 'What is an MVP' Thread

Discussion in 'Basketball' started by stewie griffen, Mar 20, 2017.

Put it out there
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Who is you ROY pick

  1. Dario

    16 vote(s)
    57.1%
  2. Mr Brown

    4 vote(s)
    14.3%
  3. Joel

    4 vote(s)
    14.3%
  4. Brogdon

    1 vote(s)
    3.6%
  5. Other

    3 vote(s)
    10.7%
  1. stewie griffen

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    So theres been a healthy debate on who should be the MVP, or what does the MVP actually mean?

    So Sos, L3M4G and myself (but mainly SoS... so blame him) came up with some alternative definitions....

    The MVP is defined as...

    a) Most Valuable Pantaloons.

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    b) Most Valuable Pimp

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    c) Most Valuable Posse

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    d) Mostly Vexes Popovich



    Most Valuable Parolee

    - take your pick - Kieff, Ty Lawson, Matt Barnes. Inaugural winner - Bryant, Kobe in 2004


    Most Vilified Player

    - Harden, Draymond, Harden, Delly, any Rockets player, Zaza Pachulia, Harden


    Most Valuable Play-Actor - Marcus smart, Marcus smart, Marcus smart, Marcus smart or Marcus smart








    Most Valuable Parolee - take your pick - Kieff, Ty Lawson, Matt Barnes. Inaugural winner - Bryant, Kobe in 2004


    Most Vilified Player - Harden, Draymond, Harden, Delly, any Rockets player, Zaza Pachulia, Harden


    Most Valuable Play-Actor - Marcus Smart, Marcus Smart, Marcus Smart, Marcus Smart, Marcus Smart

    Most Vile Pedophile - Karl Malone, Kevin Johnson, Vernon Maxwell

    Most Vaunted Parentage - Lavar Ball, Dwight Howard, Shawn Kemp, Pricey's Mum

    Most Valuable Payne - Adreian, Cameron, Max

    Most valuable porn star - guest referee, peternorth. Er, the moderator that is, not the other guy.

    Most voluminous philosopher - Kyrie, Draymond, Shaq on twitter, Magic on Twitter

    Most Virile Polygamist - this guy

    Magnificent Vitrolic Posting - Shane Mead

    Oh yeah and supposedly theres some basketball being played this week
     
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  2. Look2Me4Guidance

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    Why is there no Brandon option in the ROY poll?
     
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    Booker out v Detroit. Tank on my wayward sons
     
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    As I continue to dominate this thread in the early going, I'll also advise that Chandler Parsons is having knee surgery and is gone for the season
     
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    Wolves signing Casspi for the rest of the season.
     
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    We were supposed to get him back

    Fvcking ret@rded FO
     
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    Welcome to days ago
     
  8. peternorth

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    Sixers are 19-19 in the last 38, not a bad effort considering the shit show it's been with injuries and trades. Could use a clutch loss tomorrow to Orlando tho.
     
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    Yeah, good move. Much needed.

    Does suck for Stephenson, though. Without Bjelica going down for the season he would have picked up another contract.
     
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    Fresher than Westy's closet.
     

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    Solid op this week
     
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    Bulls got Raptors on wednesday, another easy win
     
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    can Pels trade Cousins so he can go back to being a fantasy beast
     
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    Draymond is most vilified now and he deserves it. I used to be a fan when he first came in but he is a tremendous flog these days.
     
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    I like the NCAA tourney but don't watch much of the college season other than the top prospects
     
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    It is hard to watch at times (good thing they made the shot clock shorter!) but what makes it unbearable is the refereeing and the fact teams have only 5 fouls. For the way they ref it you need to have 10 fouls. Also it feels like the refs favour the more renowned teams if it's a close game.
    If you have a team like (Pricey and his love for Duke:p) it would make it more bearable.
     
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    it is refreshing to see that at least one warrior fan is not a fan of draymonds actions

    some pundits believe the NBA is hiding behind the NCAA tourney and not addressing the tanking or resting players thats happening
     
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    I've lost interest over the years. The officiating has ruined it, becomes significantly worse every year. There are still some great games being played though but I find it hard to follow the whole tourney these days. And I don't really follow college ball much outside of the tourney either
     
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    Something about watching 12 young men have their hopes and dreams crushed at the end of each basketball game appeals to me
     
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    James Johnson has been the most underrated NBA player for a while now
     
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    College ball is sweet if you want to watch poorly coached, not very skilled guys pass it around the perimeter for 25 seconds not doing anything until they realise they gotta get a shot off.
     
  24. peternorth

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    NBL?

    ;)
     
  25. Look2Me4Guidance

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    You just focus on posting in the correct weekly thread please
     
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