The on topic thread

[Jatz]

Yeah. We get it.

Suarez makes your balls tingly and you blush like a school girl.

Does anybody take Jod seriously anymore? I could actually write his posts for him, they're that predictable

 

[ADL9798]

Yeah. We get it.

Suarez makes your balls tingly and you blush like a school girl.

+1 on the Suarez induced tingly balls

 

[jod23]

Yeah. We get it.

Suarez makes your balls tingly and you blush like a school girl.

Whilst true. It doesnt make me less right.

 

[jod23]

Does anybody take Jod seriously anymore? I could actually write his posts for him, they're that predictable

Wait... people took me seriously at the beginning??

 

[glenferry23]

Whilst true. It doesnt make me less right.

And if Aguero played for Liverpool and Suarez for City?

 

[jod23]

And if Aguero played for Liverpool and Suarez for City?

Well Suarez would still be better because, well, he's better than Aguero.

 

[Thistle]

Aguero for mine, can do it against the top teams.

 

[NUFC Tiger]

Just embarrassing. Wish I could say I'm surprised but this is common practice under Ashley.

Ryan Taylor has revealed he was informed about his release from Newcastle United over the phone, before being asked to pass his mobile to Jonas Gutiérrez so his team-mate could be told the news of his own fate.

The duo were in Northern Ireland, where they are undertaking coaching qualifications, when the call came from Newcastle’s caretaker manager, John Carver.

“John Carver rang me and told me the club weren’t going to offer me a new deal,” Taylor told Sky Sports News. “I then had a chat with him, he’s a good friend of mine. I’ve spent a lot of time with John in and out of the club. So I had a chat with him and then he asked me to pass the phone to Jonas, which was unbelievable. I can’t really blame John because he’s under instructions on what to do.”

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/jun/01/ryan-taylor-newcastle-united-jonas-gutierrez-phone

Oh well, at least they got a phone call. That's better than Adam Campbell (a youth player we also released) who only found out about his release through seeing it on twitter.

 

[NUFC Tiger]

At least Colocinni had some nice things to say about his mate and compatriot...or that is, if he actually said the things the club published!



Speaking to Newcastle’s official website, Coloccini described the match as the “perfect” send-off.

"I am very proud of him for that moment," Coloccini said.

"In my opinion, one of the biggest reasons we stayed in the Premier League this season was because Jonas was on the pitch in the final game.

"Scoring in front of the Gallowgate End in his last game for the club was perfect."

 

[ADL9798]

Aguero for mine, can do it against the top teams.

Haha haven't we put this to bed yet?

 

[Jatz]

He does it against the big teams on a far more consistent basis.

Suarez is better in that regard than what he used to be though.

 

[Dirty Bird]

The other thing about Aguero is that I cant remember a time when has got me to stand up and go, whoa, how did he do that? He scores a lot of goals, but I cant off the top of my head think of any showstoppers.

Didn't he kick a goal on matchday 38 2011-12 which literally stopped the show?

 

[typeclub]

Aguero=Neymar>>>>>>Suarez

They have the composure to stay in the areas they need to and finish the moves because they're very clinical, can't get over how clinical Neymar is for his age. They are just more polished than Suarez who spent too much time at small clubs working his ass off to carry them. The fact they perform against big teams makes them better too.

 

[Magma]

if only kun scored goals that made jod go wow.

hat trick vs bayern to save our arses. a goal to win the league. countless other goals that have saved our skins.

if only.

 

[Sozabarus]

Suarez not performing against "the big teams" is the biggest load of nonsense. He was brilliant in both games against City last season but because he didn't score that somehow means he didn't perform. In his time in England he scored against all of Chelsea, United, Arsenal etc. and this season again he's performed no matter who the opposition.

As for who's better it's really much of a muchness. Both are amazing.

 

[Benno_900]

Suarez not performing against "the big teams" is the biggest load of nonsense. He was brilliant in both games against City last season but because he didn't score that somehow means he didn't perform. In his time in England he scored against all of Chelsea, United, Arsenal etc. and this season again he's performed no matter who the opposition.

As for who's better it's really much of a muchness. Both are amazing.

He had a terrible goalscoring record against us.

Didn't perform too badly though - constant menace.

 

[Cruyff14]

Jim Wilson just called Bozza a Chelsea fan.

Obviously doesn't watch Fox Sports.

 

[BlueBen]

Not sure why or if others will agree, but I hate the way Australians continually refer to the English Premier League as "EPL", such as "EPL champions" or "let's watch some EPL". Jim Wilson has done it about 50 times already. Do they refer to the league as the "EPL" in the UK?

 

[Cruyff14]

Not sure why or if others will agree, but I hate the way Australians continually refer to the English Premier League as "EPL", such as "EPL champions" or "let's watch some EPL". Jim Wilson has done it about 50 times already. Do they refer to the league as the "EPL" in the UK?

Cos he's a wank4r.

End of the day they all have no idea on the commercial networks.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Jim Wilson just called Bozza a Chelsea fan.

Obviously doesn't watch Fox Sports.

He also said Bozza had a decorated chelsea career

 

[Cruyff14]

Clueless, you can tell it's so forced.

 

[Ashton Agar]

Not sure why or if others will agree, but I hate the way Australians continually refer to the English Premier League as "EPL", such as "EPL champions" or "let's watch some EPL". Jim Wilson has done it about 50 times already. Do they refer to the league as the "EPL" in the UK?

Same, pisses me off as well. It's just "Premier League".

 

[elhadjihenry]

Not sure why or if others will agree, but I hate the way Australians continually refer to the English Premier League as "EPL", such as "EPL champions" or "let's watch some EPL". Jim Wilson has done it about 50 times already. Do they refer to the league as the "EPL" in the UK?

Doesn't bother me. In the UK its just the premier league, but there are countless domestic leagues around the world called the ________ premier league after whatever country they are in. If you are outside of the UK (or even England really) then its perfectly fine to refer to it as the English Premier League imo.

 

[BlueBen]

Doesn't bother me. In the UK its just the premier league, but there are countless domestic leagues around the world called the ________ premier league after whatever country they are in. If you are outside of the UK (or even England really) then its perfectly fine to refer to it as the English Premier League imo.

It's probably hypocritical because I would have said "AFL", "NFL" etc. plenty of times (though generally I would just say football/soccer), but there's something particularly annoying about "EPL" in my opinion. As Ashton Agar said, the "correct" term should be "Premier League".

 

[BlueBen]

Cos he's a wank4r.

End of the day they all have no idea on the commercial networks.

True, but more "learned" soccer people like Mark Bosnich and Robbie Slater use "EPL" constantly as well.

It probably annoys me more than it should.