The one sentence game

[Fire Storm]

The same alf from the tv show.

 

[nicshata]

The same alf from the tv show.

Alf Stewart shit ****

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

As he was known to his friends

 

[Marlowe]

His friends all despised him, and were secretly plotting to kidnap his Pomeranian and sell it to a hairy Serbian man named Dejan and his busty young wife, Tatjana.

 

[Colin D'Cops]

Well that's what 'Hairy Gary' told me anyway.

 

[The Chiefton]

Said Simon Crawshay, after a night on the town with Andrew Cavedon, in which they

 

[courtjester]

threw up on parliament's doorstep.

 

[Rusty22]

gillard then came out and..

 

[Quivorir]

taxed him for using parliament's doorstep as a toilet.

 

[Rusty22]

she then licked it up

 

[Piss Poor]

Thank you Mrs Prime Minister he said.

 

[Piss Poor]

So a summary of what we've come up with so far.

A BIG FOOTY STORY

CHAPTER 1.

*Once upon a time a guy named Peter
*Peter got bored one day and decided to make a pointless thread on Big Footy.
*The pointless thread was derailed by others and dies a quick death.
*Or so Peter was conditioned to think by a species of intelligent anal-probing aliens.
*So Peter killed himself.
*Then Peter got reincarnated into a towel.
*And spent his days getting rubbed on sweaty ballsacks.
*and they all lived happily ever after
*Then Peter woke up.
*And realised that was exactly had twilight ended.
*And he thought, "bugger me! i should never have posted that thread
*And this pissed Peter off, because I ignore rules made by nuff-nuffs.
*Peter decided to change his name to Larry.
*Larry didn't like his new name.
*So he changed it to Flower
*Then snorted some cocaine
*And Flower became Francine in 1976, joined a cult and her names is Mother Shabubu now.
*Mother Shabubu had a heart attack after she broke her poopal value.
*Then she proceeded to poo into a 330ml bottle.
*That was when she was lured into Alfs rape dungeon.
*The same Alf from the TV show.
*Alf Stewart shits ****
*As he was known by his friends
*His friends all despised him and were secretly plotting to kidnap his Pomeranian and sell it to a hairy Serbian man named Dejan and his busty young wife, Tatjana.
*Well thats what Hairy Gary told me anyway.
*Said Simion Crawshay, after a night on the town with Andrew Cavedon, in which they threw up on the Parliaments doorstep.
*Gillard then came out and taxed him for using Parliaments doorstep as a toilet.
*She licked it up.
*Thank you Mrs Prime Minister he said.

The end of chapter one= The Big footy Story.

 

[Sharks On A Plane]

So a summary of what we've come up with so far.

A BIG FOOTY STORY

CHAPTER 1.

*Once upon a time a guy named Peter
*Peter got bored one day and decided to make a pointless thread on Big Footy.
*The pointless thread was derailed by others and dies a quick death.
*Or so Peter was conditioned to think by a species of intelligent anal-probing aliens.
*So Peter killed himself.
*Then Peter got reincarnated into a towel.
*And spent his days getting rubbed on sweaty ballsacks.
*and they all lived happily ever after
*Then Peter woke up.
*And realised that was exactly had twilight ended.
*And he thought, "bugger me! i should never have posted that thread
*And this pissed Peter off, because I ignore rules made by nuff-nuffs.
*Peter decided to change his name to Larry.
*Larry didn't like his new name.
*So he changed it to Flower
*Then snorted some cocaine
*And Flower became Francine in 1976, joined a cult and her names is Mother Shabubu now.
*Mother Shabubu had a heart attack after she broke her poopal value.
*Then she proceeded to poo into a 330ml bottle.
*That was when she was lured into Alfs rape dungeon.
*The same Alf from the TV show.
*Alf Stewart shits ****
*As he was known by his friends
*His friends all despised him and were secretly plotting to kidnap his Pomeranian and sell it to a hairy Serbian man named Dejan and his busty young wife, Tatjana.
*Well thats what Hairy Gary told me anyway.
*Said Simion Crawshay, after a night on the town with Andrew Cavedon, in which they threw up on the Parliaments doorstep.
*Gillard then came out and taxed him for using Parliaments doorstep as a toilet.
*She licked it up.
*Thank you Mrs Prime Minister he said.

The end of chapter one= The Big footy Story.

It's meant to be one sentence each post.

 

[courtjester]

It's meant to be one sentence each post.

WAC

 

[porksy]

There once was a boy with hair so long that...

 

[Colin D'Cops]

it got tangled around his

 

[Rusty22]

scrotum, so he tried trimming it and..

 

[I bleed Blue]

snipped his ball sack by mistake

 

[triplejdude]

it bled so much that

 

[LukasTheGreat]

An endangered dolphin broke his ukulele

 

[Plugger35]

over Karl Stefanovic's head while playing "I Am The Walrus"

 

[The Chiefton]

At a Susan Boyle tribute night

 

[LukasTheGreat]

As a pickled sandwich enters the room and speaks some profanities In French and leaves

 

[Marlowe]

As he leaves, he's confronted by a backwards-talking yellow sock in the parking lot who asks if he has eleven bottles of gin to spare.

 

[Messenger]

He blows the smoke from a Gauloise in his face and laughs heartily for he understands the truth about gin and its role in the military-industrial complex.