the pain of it all

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Is there a bloke anywhere in professional sport who grimaces more than this nob?






Deadset bonus for Carlton that he misses the first 3 rounds. Can be pretty sure he'll deliberately get himself rubbed out for a couple more stints to try and make it through the season.

Absolute shetland pony of a hamstrung hack.

And what's meant to be wrong with the bloke anyway? Run round the back for another cheap possie, stretch out for 3 paces, kick for "space", and then pull up with the biggest grimace this side of McDonalds, with a expression somewhere between getting a hummer and getting shot.

What is wrong with Chris?
 

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Is there a bloke anywhere in professional sport who grimaces more than this nob?






Deadset bonus for Carlton that he misses the first 3 rounds. Can be pretty sure he'll deliberately get himself rubbed out for a couple more stints to try and make it through the season.

Absolute shetland pony of a hamstrung hack.

And what's meant to be wrong with the bloke anyway? Run round the back for another cheap possie, stretch out for 3 paces, kick for "space", and then pull up with the biggest grimace this side of McDonalds like he's been shot.

What is wrong with Chris?
Dont know if he wins this race... My money would be on Hodge!!!
 
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Ahh the Judd Grimace. Every time he shanks a kick (something that seems to be happening more and more often) he pulls out the grimace. His ego simply can't allow him to have people thinking that a lack of skill was the cause of the aforementioned shank.

Thus the grimace... he only shanked that kick because he is pushing his body to limits no mortal has ever gone before. What an inspiration.

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"Today we have a generation of men who suffer from 'loser's limp'." says Tony Evans in his book No More Excuses. "Anyone who has competed in sports knows what I mean by 'loser's limp'. It's what happens when an outfielder misjudges a fly ball and misses the catch, or when a wide receiver drops an easy pass. They fall to the ground and get up limping. The purpose of the limp is to camouflage their failure."
 

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here Chris shows us that it's not just football or physical movement that makes him grimace.

Classic "sitting grimace" from C Judd, Carlton.

though to be fair, in this case it has a fair bit to do with trying not to look smarter than the coach also.

 

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This looks a bit like a smile but it is actually a vintage "proto-grimace" from Chris back when playing for the Hamburgers. Half smirk / half mortal pain grimace.

And like Sampson with his hair, the balder Chris has got the more the grimace has set in.

 

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When you can't fault the best player in the league for anything else, yeah, knock him for his grimace.

FAIL!
- Salary cap cheat
- Soulless mercenary
- Recidivist eye gouger
- Drags down the culture of whatever club he winds up at
- Terrible leader... teammates don't play for him... shows no leadership when things get out of hand
- Worse set shot than the lovechild of Ty Zantuck and Kent Kingsley
- Groins of an 80 year old bricklayer
- Clearly lacking in mental faculties (I wasn't trying to eye gouge him... I was just trying to grind my fingers into his temples and potentially cause brain damage)
- Unjustified arrogance (But your honour... you can't suspend me... I'm Chris Judd)
- Chokes when game is on the line (woeful in the 4th quarter of the elim final... got tackled holding the ball in front of goal and got smashed in a ground level contest by 2nd year rookie James Polkinghorne, spent the rest of the time twiddling his thumbs on the bench).
 

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- Salary cap cheat
- Soulless mercenary
- Recidivist eye gouger
- Drags down the culture of whatever club he winds up at
- Terrible leader... teammates don't play for him... shows no leadership when things get out of hand
- Worse set shot than the lovechild of Ty Zantuck and Kent Kingsley
- Groins of an 80 year old bricklayer
- Clearly lacking in mental faculties (I wasn't trying to eye gouge him... I was just trying to grind my fingers into his temples and potentially cause brain damage)
- Unjustified arrogance (But your honour... you can't suspend me... I'm Chris Judd)
- Chokes when game is on the line (woeful in the 4th quarter of the elim final... got tackled holding the ball in front of goal and got smashed in a ground level contest by 2nd year rookie James Polkinghorne).
You keep telling yourself that. Losing Henderson hurt TheBrownNote more than I realised.
 
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Since moving to Carlton, the grimace of pain, has evolved into the grimace of hopelessness. How could he live, knowing that the team he sold his soul for, will never achieve anything, regardless of the pain he endures. This is life without promise, and without a soul: hopelessness.
 

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Full-on vintage Hamburgers grimace here. Again, whilst doing stuff all at training. It's the leg is it Chris? Write that down everyone, Chris needs to know we understand his pain.

 
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