The Perth Thread

[Van_Dyke]

Selwood said he'd **** Hedland's daughter right? I'd go someone too if they said that.

IIRC he pointed to the tattoo of Hedland's daughter and said I have/will ****ed her.

 

[Scotland]

Ditto to the small shorts with the arse cheeks hanging out? Feel like telling them your fb might want to see your arse cheeks but I can live without it.

Whatever happened to a normal dress or jeans with sensible flats lol.

Also, Perth girls need to learn how averages work.

Let's say that every girl in Perth looks like Scarlett Johansson. They don't, but humour me.

There might be a lot of attractive girls in Perth and there might be more attractive girls than guys, but even if the average girl is more attractive than the average guy, there aren't enough above average guys to go around that every average girl gets one. That's how averages work. Trust me, Perth isn't that bad either. I've been to Moscow where it's literally stunning women who know how to dress stylishly and men with mullets in track pants.

If you want to move to some mythical land where every guy looks like Ryan Gosling and is looking for an average looking girl from suburban Perth who says "youse" and can't go to the beach without makeup then by all means off you go, but just sitting with a scowl on your face probably isn't going to make your dreams come true in Perth.

 

[Scotland]

IIRC he pointed to the tattoo of Hedland's daughter and said I have/will stuffed her.

IIRC it went:

AS: 'Who's that? I'd **** her!'
DH: 'That's my daughter you... I'll...' *punchy punch punch*

The tribunal found Selwood not guilty of saying naughty things and Headland guilty of punching him yet didn't punish either party.

 

[Off The Couch]

I have a daughter who is looking for a "normal" guy - she says Perth is bereft of them. I don't think she is high mtce so tell me what it is you're looking for and that way I can get an idea of whether she is high mtce and above herself

 

[Scotland]

I have a daughter who is looking for a "normal" guy - she says Perth is bereft of them. I don't think she is high mtce so tell me what it is you're looking for and that way I can get an idea of whether she is high mtce and above herself

How old is your daughter and what is a "normal" guy? A "normal" 18-23 year old is a lot different to a "normal" 28-33 year old for example.

Can she make a good burek? BALKAN is probably available...

When did abbreviating maintenance become a thing? Have I missed another trend? ****.

 

[ioppolo]

I have a daughter who is looking for a "normal" guy - she says Perth is bereft of them. I don't think she is high mtce so tell me what it is you're looking for and that way I can get an idea of whether she is high mtce and above herself

I am 21, 5'7'' and 65kgs, like to keep fit, roughly 6-6.5, possibly 7 to some girls, send me pm of her plz.

 

[The Speaker]

When did abbreviating maintenance become a thing? Have I missed another trend? ****.

oh is that what mtce means

 

[Beerfish]

When did abbreviating maintenance become a thing? Have I missed another trend? ****.

Mbe

 

[Smeg Head]

What the hell happened in here? Where did it become Beauty and the Average Schmo?

 

[Off The Couch]

I assume by 'normal guy' she means some sort of caricature from a reality TV show like The Bachelor, a rich handsome guy that can complete the image she has of herself of some sort of suburban princess.

based on previous selections I wouldn't think so.

She does like to be spoilt for valentines, birthdays and Xmas but not necessarily expensive gifts but something that thought has gone in to.

Maybe she is a princess - who knows

 

[BALKAN]

based on previous selections I wouldn't think so.

She does like to be spoilt for valentines, birthdays and Xmas but not necessarily expensive gifts but something that thought has gone in to.

Maybe she is a princess - who knows

I will do the gentlemanly thing and date your daughter. Please don't show her my posting history.

 

[WCErevival]

Pics or GTFO

 

[Off The Couch]

How old is your daughter and what is a "normal" guy? A "normal" 18-23 year old is a lot different to a "normal" 28-33 year old for example.

Can she make a good burek? BALKAN is probably available...

When did abbreviating maintenance become a thing? Have I missed another trend? ****.

Apologies - it's a work thing and so has become a habit

She is looking for the "normal" 28-33 year old and maybe they are getting sparse at that age

 

[Off The Couch]

I will do the gentlemanly thing and date your daughter. Please don't show her my posting history.

Unfortunately no foot fetish

 

[WCErevival]

I'm a normal 28-33

 

[Taylor]

Girls in Perth are baaaaaad.

It is usually the ones who don't already have a full life, the sort who are waiting for the beat to drop and their life to get more interesting.

If you're bored then you're boring. Date interesting women instead.

 

[BALKAN]

Unfortunately no foot fetish

Hm ok.


are u single?

 

[Off The Couch]

I'm a normal 28-33

Its her lucky day then

 

[BALKAN]

On a side note, what was going on at Mounts Bay road today>

 

[Taylor]

If her dating profile says:

I won't change for any man, if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best, Ive been stuffed around too many times to deal with idiots etc etc

Take her outside and hose her down with cold water. Girls like that have the wrong attitude from the start and end up with a string of bad experiences.

 

[The Speaker]

On a side note, what was going on at Mounts Bay road today>

Cycling race.

 

[WCErevival]

Its her lucky day then

It's not because I'm off the market

 

[Milang_Panthers]

On a side note, what was going on at Mounts Bay road today>

Gran Fondo World Series cycling event. Pretty sure the mitchell freeway southbound will be closed from reid hwy all the way into the city all morning on sunday for it as well

 

[Beerfish]

****ing cyclists.

 

[ioppolo]

No reason cyclists and drivers can't share roads.