The Perth Thread

[Glenno23]

Went Kayaking at Point Walter last Sunday. Was awesome. BBQ lunch and the family with some friends

Then some rich mofo pulled up his 60 Foot power boat. Was ridiculous when he launched his smaller, faster boat for joy rides!

 

[Freofalcon]

Krispy Kremes are pretty gross. The sweetness is overpowering. Donut King do them better IMO.

The only reason they sell KK at Tullamarine is so everyone can play " spot the West Aussie ".

 

[LukasTheGreat]

is that Rocko ?

Yep, beautiful beach.

 

[Freofalcon]

3 people plus 2coffees and juice... was around $18 for meals. Crazy stuff. Wasn't even that good.

You need to get yourself a FIFO job.

Free full on fry ups every morning and all it costs you is your sanity.

 

[Shane Hird]

is that Rocko ?

Yep...Rockingham beach it is....where dolphins swim and sail boats..sail.

It's a wonderful place.

 

[LukasTheGreat]

Yep...Rockingham beach it is....where dolphins swim and sail boats..sail.

It's a wonderful place.

Underappreciated, much like Point Peron.

 

[Stronzo]

Mine and my brother's favourite game in Perth is to find an aggressive driver who keeps changing lanes, then casually make sure they are thwarted everytime they try to get past someone.

The trick is to pick your target. Angry bogans usually go alright.

Then use the slow cars on the road to your advantage. If they speed up and look like they want to change lanes in front of you, speed up and block their space. Then give them a bit of hope that they can get through, then close out that space again. Very casually of course.

If they change lanes from the middle to the outside lane, be sure to be waiting for them when they're ready to come back into the middle again.

If you get in front of them, drive slower then watch the traffic around you and make sure they're stuck behind you for as long as possible. If they look like they're about to change, speed up and keep them on the line.

The points scoring, for what we call fishing, is as follows:

2 points for aggressive tailgating
4 points for beeping of the horn or light flashing
10 points for aggressive gesticulating or every bird
20 points if they wind down the window and yell abuse
100 points if they jump out of the car and try to fight you

It's a lot of fun.

 

[Bacon Warrior]

Mine and my brother's favourite game in Perth is to find an aggressive driver who keeps changing lanes, then casually make sure they are thwarted everytime they try to get past someone.

The trick is to pick your target. Angry bogans usually go alright.

Then use the slow cars on the road to your advantage. If they speed up and look like they want to change lanes in front of you, speed up and block their space. Then give them a bit of hope that they can get through, then close out that space again. Very casually of course.

If they change lanes from the middle to the outside lane, be sure to be waiting for them when they're ready to come back into the middle again.

If you get in front of them, drive slower then watch the traffic around you and make sure they're stuck behind you for as long as possible. If they look like they're about to change, speed up and keep them on the line.

The points scoring, for what we call fishing, is as follows:

2 points for aggressive tailgating
4 points for beeping of the horn or light flashing
10 points for aggressive gesticulating or every bird
20 points if they wind down the window and yell abuse
100 points if they jump out of the car and try to fight you

It's a lot of fun.

Have played this before. Resulted in some derro in his Falcon eventually flooring it, flying past and getting flashed doing about 120 on Hepburn.

 

[Kram]

Have played this before. Resulted in some derro in his Falcon eventually flooring it, flying past and getting flashed doing about 120 on Hepburn.

That's gotta be worth 200 points.

 

[Stronzo]

That's gotta be worth 200 points.

Yeah, I was just thinking the same

300 if they're pulled over by a cop

 

[The Speaker]

Yeah, I was just thinking the same

300 if they're pulled over by a cop

What's your highest score?

 

[Kram]

Can't really do it now that hitchhikers have pretty much disappeared these days but when I first got my licence a fun prank to play was to pull over a bit past them as if you were going to pick them up, then as they walked and got towards the car floor it and speed off. Some of the angry reactions you seen from them in the rear vision mirror was hilarious.

 

[BALKAN]

Gonzo you are an absolute clown mate.

 

[Stronzo]

What's your highest score?

Just a fun gimmick, we're not tallying.

Gonzo you are an absolute clown mate.

Oh look!

Here's an angry bogan right now!

 

[LukasTheGreat]

How many points is that?

 

[BALKAN]

Oh look!

Here's an angry bogan right now!

Lmao I've been called many things but never a bogan. You're barking up the wrong tree.

You two clowns need to stop being making the roads dangerous with your twattery.

 

[Stronzo]

Lmao I've been called many things but never a bogan. You're barking up the wrong tree.

You two clowns need to stop being making the roads dangerous with your twattery.

We're slowing down speeding drivers mr preachy.

 

[Keys]

We're slowing down speeding drivers mr preachy.

A freo supporter being intentionally antogonistic

Don't see that often

 

[Stronzo]

How many points is that?

I lose IQ points conversing with Jayden.

 

[gaskin]

We're slowing down speeding drivers mr preachy.

Should be speeding up slow drivers.

 

[BALKAN]

We're slowing down speeding drivers mr preachy.

You're blocking off people trying to overtake. A complete twat move and more dangerous than speeding.

 

[Keys]

My son has his learners so I've been teaching him how to drive. It's quite amazing how much more aware you become of dickhead drivers particularly on the freeway watching ****wits speeding and weaving their way through the traffic. They're a menace

 

[Stronzo]

You're blocking off people trying to overtake. A complete twat move and more dangerous than speeding.

If you say so constable care.

 

[BALKAN]

They wouldn't have to weave if slowpoke flogs didn't camp in the right lane.

 

[Stronzo]

They wouldn't have to weave if slowpoke flogs didn't camp in the right lane.

You're obviously not that familiar with speeding aggressive drivers.