The Perth Thread

[ioppolo]

Does anyone else's hose continually get shorter?

Supplying the local bongs.

You sir, are under arrest.

 

[Syd]

Been to Perth a few times. The city is so beautiful

I must've gone to a different Perth...

 

[Smeg Head]

Hey Plugger35 what the hell are Subi wearing?

And how did they give up a 31 - 0 lead?

 

[Mr_Bojangles]

Very interesting. I thought 720 Brekky was smashing it?

Since James Lush took over they've surrendered top spot. Lush is beyond boring and he plays the same ****ing songs. Boy and Bear ffs.

 

[Keys]

I must've gone to a different Perth...

probably the company you kept....................................

 

[Keys]

Hey Plugger35 what the hell are Subi wearing?

And how did they give up a 31 - 0 lead?

inb4 umpires

 

[Mr_Bojangles]

30 in London is pretty gross.

I was living in London 10 years ago when they had weather like this and it was full on just because of the amount of people and the density.

 

[Jab]

Looks like a great weekend to go hiking down south.

 

[Beerfish]

I must've gone to a different Perth...

 

[AAACockburn]

Does anyone else's hose continually get shorter?

If you are talking about a garden hose,it may be an effect of Perth's war on ice and they need to retrofit the bbq for cooking up a different substance.
If you are talking about the other hose, yea mine has.

Spoiler: Worst Joke ever..

I got circumcised the other day,Anyone looking for a new fan belt?

 

[Plugger35]

Hey Plugger35 what the hell are Subi wearing?

And how did they give up a 31 - 0 lead?

I forgot that game was on tonight, just tuned in at the end to see that Subi had won by 11 points.

 

[Smeg Head]

If you are talking about a garden hose,it may be an effect of Perth's war on ice and they need to retrofit the bbq for cooking up a different substance.
If you are talking about the other hose, yea mine has.

Spoiler: Worst Joke ever..

I got circumcised the other day,Anyone looking for a new fan belt?

Spoiler: Well since you offered...

 

[AAACockburn]

Spoiler: Well since you offered...

Maybe that is closer to reality.
But in my mind I was picturing this.

 

[Smeg Head]

Maybe that is closer to reality.
But in my mind I was picturing this.

Forever behind the velvet rope. Good to look at, but not to be used.

 

[Juddy88]

I would drape myself in velvet if it was socially acceptable.

 

[Carl Hooper]

Was thinking the same thing but I guess it's just what you are used of and acclimatised to.

31 is about the perfect temp for mine, warm enough to swim outside but not too uncomfortable.

Yeah your right, people in places like the Middle East and Africa probs think we are weak when we complain about 37c+ days.

 

[Carl Hooper]

If you are talking about a garden hose,it may be an effect of Perth's war on ice and they need to retrofit the bbq for cooking up a different substance.
If you are talking about the other hose, yea mine has.

Spoiler: Worst Joke ever..

I got circumcised the other day,Anyone looking for a new fan belt?

Wow

 

[JoseMourinho]

I must've gone to a different Perth...

I guess you wondered into Armadale.

 

[Mr_Bojangles]

Wandered perhaps. You don't wonder in to Armadale. It isn't the Secret Garden.

 

[Keys]

Wandered perhaps. You don't wonder in to Armadale. It isn't the Secret Garden.

You will wonder wtf you're doing there if you wander into Armadale

 

[Syd]

I guess you wondered into Armadale.

Long walk from the WACA end of Hay Street to the top end of town. Some interesting characters along the way.....

 

[CakeEater]

Long walk from the WACA end of Hay Street to the top end of town. Some interesting characters along the way.....

Aah my old stomping ground.

You havent experienced Perth till you have been hectored by the local population in the Wellington St Park.

 

[BALKAN]

Long walk from the WACA end of Hay Street to the top end of town. Some interesting characters along the way.....

Do that same walk after 7pm on a weeknight and you won't encounter a single soul

 

[Syd]

Do that same walk after 7pm on a weeknight and you won't encounter a single soul

You don't see many stumbling back from tlc drinks at 2am on a weeknight either

 

[Syd]

Aah my old stomping ground.

You havent experienced Perth till you have been hectored by the local population in the Wellington St Park.

Shiity old pub on the right waliking up an interesting side stop. You know the one with the bottlo attached