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[finbarr]

I get the preference for the 59Fifty over the SnapBack, but the hatred towards the SnapBack in some quarters is a bit perplexing.

 

[SgtSchulz]

I get the preference for the 59Fifty over the SnapBack, but the hatred towards the SnapBack in some quarters is a bit perplexing.

What's the difference?

 

[manureid]

Yeh, whats a snapback? Is it one of those hats that lets you adjust the size with the little push button things?

 

[finbarr]

What's the difference?

One was popularised in the early 90's by skateboarding types, the other in the 2000's by college jock types.

Other than that, take away the adjustment mechanism and they look exactly the same.

 

[Alyx]

I demand a Ports fedora, so I can tip m'lady while tipping m'Ports.

 

[finbarr]

I'm now staunch SnapBack just to piss Tribey off.

 

[Dylan8]

They were popular around here a few years ago and worn almost exclusively by fuccbois. Kinda dude that took too many selfies for his facebook profile and wear those muscle singlets with low cut sides despite absolutely not being Zyzz. Sorry, I am too scarred to not associate snapbacks with the lamest people.

Plus the crown is ****ing huge on snapbacks. Looks ridiculous.

 

[PhoenixPower]

I brought both the 59Fifty and SnapBack PA hats to work with me today since I'm still undecided which to wear tonight. I'm now wearing the SnapBack because of this post.

Im hearing rumours now also that Tribey is no longer attending tonights game....

coincidence? i think not

 

[El_Scorcho]

They were popular around here a few years ago and worn almost exclusively by fuccbois. Kinda dude that took too many selfies for his facebook profile and wear those muscle singlets with low cut sides despite absolutely not being Zyzz. Sorry, I am too scarred to not associate snapbacks with the lamest people.

Plus the crown is ******* huge on snapbacks. Looks ridiculous.

wtf the crown is the same

If only you could wear a snapback sitting as designed on your head with the peak at the front. Unfortunately the technology just isn't there.

 

[finbarr]

They were popular around here a few years ago and worn almost exclusively by fuccbois. Kinda dude that took too many selfies for his facebook profile and wear those muscle singlets with low cut sides despite absolutely not being Zyzz. Sorry, I am too scarred to not associate snapbacks with the lamest people.

Plus the crown is ******* huge on snapbacks. Looks ridiculous.

I have my 59fifty and SnapBack sitting side by side in front of me. The crown is identical.

 

[Dylan8]

Might just be the way dudes wear it. Snapbacks are still bad.

 

[Lagooner]

I'm now staunch SnapBack just to piss Tribey off.

The Ports cap will now exclusively be a SnapBack as a show of trollidarity.

 

[El_Scorcho]

Might just be the way dudes wear it. Snapbacks are still bad.

There are 2 central tenets to your anti-snapback stance. Both are shit.

1) The crown is too high

That one has just been blown out of the water

2) Exclusively worn by douchelords

This one sounds like all the assholes on the main board who rallied against 'flatbrim' caps when New Era first started making AFL caps. Douchelords wear lots of things.

 

[finbarr]

Might just be the way dudes wear it. Snapbacks are still bad.

Might just be the fact you live in a region of Australia renowned for its pretentious, try hard bell ends. No offence.

 

[manureid]

I love people using the 'no offence' line when they mean full offence

 

[TeeKray]

No offence, but Dylan is getting owned here.

 

[Dylan8]

There are 2 central tenets to your anti-snapback stance. Both are shit.

1) The crown is too high

That one has just been blown out of the water

2) Exclusively worn by douchelords

This one sounds like all the assholes on the main board who rallied against 'flatbrim' caps when New Era first started making AFL caps. Douchelords wear lots of things.

This is kinda like how you irrationally think polo shirts are terrible and should never be worn, I guess.

 

[Dylan8]

No offence, but Dylan is getting owned here.

Pipe down spec mod

 

[Lagooner]

Might just be the fact you live in a region of Australia renowned for its pretentious, try hard bell ends. No offence.

...live pretty much everywhere in the developed world. Melbourne might be the try hard capital but Adelaide is full of try hards aping those try hards.

 

[edgie]

I'd rather wear a plastic mesh trucker cap with the novelty clapping hands

I had a 2004 premiership trucker hat. I lost it. I'm still dirty on myself for that.

Sent from mTalk

 

[El_Scorcho]

This is kinda like how you irrationally think polo shirts are terrible and should never be worn, I guess.

As long as you're admitting your dislike of snapbacks is irrational.

 

[finbarr]

...live pretty much everywhere in the developed world. Melbourne might be the try hard capital but Adelaide is full of try hards aping those try hards.

Don't you poke your head in and ruin my ownage of Dylan.

 

[Lagooner]

Don't you poke your head in and ruin my ownage of Dylan.

My bad. Dylan your mother was an elderberry and your father smells like hamsters.

 

[Dylan8]

As long as you're admitting your dislike of snapbacks is irrational.

It probably is.

 

[finbarr]

My bad. Dylan your mother was an elderberry and your father smells like hamsters.

We' finally appear to have all but banished the teal4life v8 supercar style hats with a buckle adjuster from the club shop and people are nitpicking over a quality PA SnapBack versus 59fifty. Strewth.