Prediction The Preemptive Outrage Thread...

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ShinbonerBaz

Norm Smith Medallist
Jun 23, 2008
5,291
6,870
-42.878167,147.373691
AFL Club
North Melbourne
Other Teams
"All them other teams are sh*t"
What are you going to get angry about before it even happens?

Farren Ray getting another game? Majak Daw and Mason Wood not getting another game? The umpires paying a decision? The Umpires not paying a decision? Brad Scott ... insert sack Scotts here...?
I'll be outraged over the outrage when LT kicks the sealer from a free for a head high tackle.
 

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astrovic

Premiership Player
Sep 27, 2007
3,556
12,324
Here
AFL Club
North Melbourne
Fumbling.

The ******* fumbling.

If I see our players treat the ball like a bar of wet soap at critical moments like they did against Sydney, then my outrage will be so great I will go completely Tetsuo on the fine city of Hobart and JB can kiss goodbye his beloved 5 year deal to play 3 games a year there because it will.simply.cease.to.exist.
 

ferball

Premium Platinum
Jul 24, 2015
25,061
47,772
AFL Club
North Melbourne
Fumbling.

The ******* fumbling.

If I see our players treat the ball like a bar of wet soap at critical moments like they did against Sydney, then my outrage will be so great I will go completely Tetsuo on the fine city of Hobart and JB can kiss goodbye his beloved 5 year deal to play 3 games a year there because it will.simply.cease.to.exist.
Kanedaaa!
 

ferball

Premium Platinum
Jul 24, 2015
25,061
47,772
AFL Club
North Melbourne
Fumbling.

The ******* fumbling.

If I see our players treat the ball like a bar of wet soap at critical moments like they did against Sydney, then my outrage will be so great I will go completely Tetsuo on the fine city of Hobart and JB can kiss goodbye his beloved 5 year deal to play 3 games a year there because it will.simply.cease.to.exist.
At this point it'd be great to do some editing to that scene with Tetsuo screaming "Stop ******* Fumbling" as reality collapsed around him.

Or some Downfall subtitles. THE FUMBLING!!! JESUS! ARE THEY PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALLERS. WHAT THE fu**!!!
 

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Kimbo

Brownlow Medallist
Dec 14, 2002
19,096
28,219
AFL Club
North Melbourne
Other Teams
Sturt, Liverpool
If Wood decides to go to Freo for a packet of Twisties or, worse, into the rookie or PS draft where Freo or *essendon pick him up for nothing.
 

shintemaster

Brownlow Medallist
Aug 24, 2002
16,276
30,183
Ponderama
AFL Club
North Melbourne
Takes on and easily beats four opponents and drills a goal from 60 - no game sense. Get rid of.
Kicks 8.1 but gets in Petrie's way in a marking contest when Drew flies to get his first goal of the day. Criticised for not understanding how to lead around other tall forwards. Execution at dawn.
 

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