Game Day The Purple Discombobulation.

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BrisDog

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Dec 13, 2012
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Brisdog is not an intellectual. Growing up in the outhouse of a brothel in Elsternwick until the age of 19 is an impediment to anyone’s learning capacity. Sure, I was the youngest Son of the West to crack the ton before the age of 15 since Whitten, but unfortunately the end result was an IQ lesser than Hawkins.

But I can read a few things in life. I knew we would lose to Gold Coast round 3. I knew we would discombobulate Sydney Oct 1 2016. I made a grand on the doggies v the injectors 2000. Blokes - I know s**t.

It’s a vibe, not dissimilar to Mabo. I can read the body language from our vascular, sweat ridden brumbies. I could look at Toyd’s hair and determine if he would he would be average or lesser than average.

This week I see things: I see green, I see purple, I see Dale backing up, I see English getting monstered like a Maltese Terrior on heat vs an American Staffy. I see gold poles with women dancing loosely on them, I see $50 notes, I see Dusty Martin, I see a half empty bottle of benzo’s. I see dead people.

I see the dogs winning by 17 points.
 

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I’ve said this on another thread and I don’t want to be accused of encouraging gambling, but Freo are about $2.60.

Chuck on whatever you can afford to lose, cheer the dogs home but if they collapse you’ve got a bit of cash to fund whatever your vices are to soften the blow. Although Brisdog may need a bit more cash than the average fan given the proclivities mentioned above.....
 
About to head into the game now with my beautiful girlfriend 🙋🏻‍♀️..... hoping for a much much better showing than last week. Time heals everything they say and last week I said I wouldn’t watch the Dogs again if Cordy was in the team 🤥🤫😊 but I’m fronting up again..... we should win this by plenty but I said the same last week and we know how that went. Last chance saloon today though, absolutely must win and take advantage of some teams around us all losing.

On a side note, I do have to thank Freo for giving us Hayden Crozier. I’m not sure but I can honestly say I don’t think he has played a bad game for us since arriving. I wasn’t sure of the benefit of picking him up but he is an absolute legend and one of the first picked every week. Courageous to a fault and just gives his all in every game. Even when he does make the odd mistake I can always forgive him because of how many great things he does. Just love him as a Bulldog.

Go Dogs, blow this Freo team away and let’s get some percentage improvement for a change.
 
Victory is assured. Lucky meal will be eaten during the match! Just got back from Woolies so buffalo wings with ranch dressing it is. I might make a salad to go with it, but I do have a Four 'n Twenty pie for the second half. Should i go junk and healthy and junk again or just junk and more junk? So many important decisions I am forced to make because of this club.

Go Dogs!
 
Seen more people turn up to VFL. I’m not even sure there’s 10,000 people here.
 

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