Media The Pussy Purrs Again S41

[Tigerturbulance]

BREAKING NEWS: The Pussy Purrs Again


Bonz returns to Spotswood for Season 41​

In a move that will send shockwaves through the Sweet FA, the Ophidian Old Boys have announced the triumphant return of OOBs inaugural bad pussy Bonz for Season 41. After 251 games, countless innuendos, and more saucy cat gifs than the internet could reasonably handle, the league’s most controversial feline is back in his natural habitat Spotswood.

Bonz, a two-time Premiership Winning Full Forward and Fred Medalist donned the Old Boy hoops seasons 34 to 36, helping secure the OOBs first famous Season 35 Premiership in only the clubs second season. He then padded off to the Dragons in Seasons 37 and 38, before scratching around the Hippodrome with the Furies in Season 39. Bonz declared retirement at the end of S39 with a dramatic flourish and flick of his tail taking a one-season sabbatical, leaving behind his B&D dungeon which now doubles as a storage room at Spotswood.

When asked about his return, Bonz purred: “I’m one of the more controversial posters in the league but generally high on activity. I bring cat gifs, fencing references, cocktail recipes, and general weird behavior. And yes, I’m reclaiming jumper number 69 – it’s been waiting for me in storage like an expensive bottle of champaign ready to pop and make the crowd wet.”

Clubs Left Scratching
Several rival clubs had sniffed around for Bonz’s services, but none could figure out how to properly stroke the pussy. It took the big pink hands of 245kg of love muscle to really make the Bonz purr. The Furies tried to tempt him back with promises of dumpster fires and chaos, the Wonders offered a reach around and the Royals a slightly smaller throne than Robertio has, but in the end, only the Old Boys knew where to scratch and how to rub Bonz whiskers just right.

Legacy Secured
Bonz’s jumper number 69, long mothballed at Spotswood in anticipation of this inevitable comeback, will be dusted off and proudly worn once more. His legacy as the league’s naughty, sexy pussy who gleefully pushes AdSense censorship boundaries is set to continue much to the delight of OOB supporters and the horror of rival clubs who missed out. Season 41 has just got dangerous, hilarious, and very, very weird.

 

[Bonz]

BREAKING NEWS: The Pussy Purrs Again

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Bonz returns to Spotswood for Season 41​

In a move that will send shockwaves through the Sweet FA, the Ophidian Old Boys have announced the triumphant return of OOBs inaugural bad pussy Bonz for Season 41. After 251 games, countless innuendos, and more saucy cat gifs than the internet could reasonably handle, the league’s most controversial feline is back in his natural habitat Spotswood.

Bonz, a two-time Premiership Winning Full Forward and Fred Medalist donned the Old Boy hoops seasons 34 to 36, helping secure the OOBs first famous Season 35 Premiership in only the clubs second season. He then padded off to the Dragons in Seasons 37 and 38, before scratching around the Hippodrome with the Furies in Season 39. Bonz declared retirement at the end of S39 with a dramatic flourish and flick of his tail taking a one-season sabbatical, leaving behind his B&D dungeon which now doubles as a storage room at Spotswood.

When asked about his return, Bonz purred: “I’m one of the more controversial posters in the league but generally high on activity. I bring cat gifs, fencing references, cocktail recipes, and general weird behavior. And yes, I’m reclaiming jumper number 69 – it’s been waiting for me in storage like an expensive bottle of champaign ready to pop and make the crowd wet.”

Clubs Left Scratching
Several rival clubs had sniffed around for Bonz’s services, but none could figure out how to properly stroke the pussy. It took the big pink hands of 245kg of love muscle to really make the Bonz purr. The Furies tried to tempt him back with promises of dumpster fires and chaos, the Wonders offered a reach around and the Royals a slightly smaller throne than Robertio has, but in the end, only the Old Boys knew where to scratch and how to rub Bonz whiskers just right.

Legacy Secured
Bonz’s jumper number 69, long mothballed at Spotswood in anticipation of this inevitable comeback, will be dusted off and proudly worn once more. His legacy as the league’s naughty, sexy pussy who gleefully pushes AdSense censorship boundaries is set to continue much to the delight of OOB supporters and the horror of rival clubs who missed out. Season 41 has just got dangerous, hilarious, and very, very weird.

Yeah ok, Tigerturbulance wins

I'm back



SFA playing fitness might be a bit of a worry though

 

[Pugsley]

I highly endorse this product

 

[Bonz]

Seriously though (I know not my usual SFA persona at all)

I was very happily retired, but will always be happy to help out Tigerturbulance with the OOBs in particular with the amount of generosity and help they gave my fencing career (Dragons obviously also fall into this boat).

Had a few other tempting offers on the table including going back to where it began, but I was seriously close to joining Robertio as I think he will make an EXCEPTION captain

 

[Pugsley]

Seriously though (I know not my usual SFA persona at all)

I was very happily retired, but will always be happy to help out Tigerturbulance with the OOBs in particular with the amount of generosity and help they gave my fencing career (Dragons obviously also fall into this boat).

Had a few other tempting offers on the table including going back to where it began, but I was seriously close to joining Robertio as I think he will make an EXCEPTION captain

He will. He is a great leader.

 

[BFew]

He will. He is a great leader.

"Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from the evil one" (Matthew 6:13)

 

[Pugsley]

"Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from the evil one" (Matthew 6:13)

I may/may not have bern kicked out of a religion class in high school for saying he wasn't too sharp, was he?

 

[BFew]

I may/may not have bern kicked out of a religion class in high school for saying he wasn't too sharp, was he?

#B(few)sharp is the sharpest of the sharps in the SFA.
But who is the evil one in the SFA that Brother Matthew talks of?

 

[Pugsley]

#B(few)sharp is the sharpest of the sharps in the SFA.
But who is the evil one in the SFA that Brother Matthew talks of?

I think most posters have a little evil.

 

[Robertio]

He will. He is a great leader.

I'm better than Tigerturbulance i haven't lost a game as skipper yet.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I'm better than Tigerturbulance i haven't lost a game as skipper yet.

You haven't been suspended for ten weeks as a captain either, you have a lot to do to catch up to me grasshopper

 

[sabso]

Bonz’s jumper number 69

Bixente Lizarazu

 

[Jabba73]

Going back to the OOBs?

Hey Bonz are you feline alright?

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Goddamnit Bonz, you had to wait until after I retired didn't you?

 

[Bonz]

Goddamnit Bonz, you had to wait until after I retired didn't you?

One day you will reverse you're retirement and I promise to join forces

 

[Bonz]

I'm better than Tigerturbulance i haven't lost a game as skipper yet.

Technically this is correct

The best kind of correct.

 

[Braklet]

BREAKING NEWS: The Pussy Purrs Again
Bonz returns to Spotswood for Season 41​

Season 41 has just got dangerous, hilarious, and very, very weird.

View attachment CHEECH AND CHONG - PUSSY.MP3

All right.
Pussy, pussy, pussy.
Come on in, pussy lovers.
Here at the Titti Twister, we're slashing pussy in half.
Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy.
This is a pussy blowout.
All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy.
We got hot pussy, cold pussy.
We got wet pussy.
We got <sniff> smelly pussy.
We got hairy pussy, bloody pussy.
We got snapping pussy.
We got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy.
We even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy.
Come on, you want pussy?
Come on in, pussy lovers.
If we don't got it, you don't want it.
Come on in, pussy lovers.

 

[Pugsley]

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All right.
Pussy, pussy, pussy.
Come on in, pussy lovers.
Here at the Titti Twister, we're slashing pussy in half.
Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy.
This is a pussy blowout.
All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy.
We got hot pussy, cold pussy.
We got wet pussy.
We got <sniff> smelly pussy.
We got hairy pussy, bloody pussy.
We got snapping pussy.
We got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy.
We even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy.
Come on, you want pussy?
Come on in, pussy lovers.
If we don't got it, you don't want it.
Come on in, pussy lovers.

 

[Cadsky]

You haven't been suspended for ten weeks as a captain either, you have a lot to do to catch up to me grasshopper

If GreyCrow has anything to do with his training, id say there's every chance Robertio could spend a few weeks on the sidelines. Mind you, if I'm in charge of the Captain in Training course, he'll be just fine.

Oh and welcome back Bonz