The Questions Thread

[Marklar_33]

Sounds like effort!

Yeah, I know. I don't really even know how well it'd work, I'm a really shit handyman

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Maybe MEB_ can help here. I get paid monthly for some reason and apparently this means I get more tax taken out of my pay will I get this back at the end of the year or will I get taxed more just because I get paid in chunks

 

[Marklar_33]

Maybe MEB_ can help here. I get paid monthly for some reason and apparently this means I get more tax taken out of my pay will I get this back at the end of the year or will I get taxed more just because I get paid in chunks

You should get more back, and whoever is taking your tax from your pay seems to be using a weekly scale, not monthly, is what I'd assume

 

[Mancey]

Set your tax to admin, it will last longer

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Maybe MEB_ can help here. I get paid monthly for some reason and apparently this means I get more tax taken out of my pay will I get this back at the end of the year or will I get taxed more just because I get paid in chunks

You'll get it back, your tax return is based on your total salary bracket. Does your pay vary month to month based on the hours you do or do you get a flat salary?

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Thanks. It's weird. Get paid mid month for that whole month but overtime is paid for the month previous. So I got paid a couple of days ago for Feb but overtime was for January.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Thanks. It's weird. Get paid mid month for that whole month but overtime is paid for the month previous. So I got paid a couple of days ago for Feb but overtime was for January.

It will even out in your tax return. I'm not great on the whole tax thing, but as far as I know you are taxed per bracket. Each month 'they' will assume that your salary is equivalent to that particular amount for the whole financial year, which is why you sometimes will get taxed more in different months. Then, when you lodge your return, they work it out properly minus all your deductions.


I think.

 

[BALKAN]

TL;DR the tax man has one hand in your wallet and the other on your willy

 

[Spuddage]

Thanks. It's weird. Get paid mid month for that whole month but overtime is paid for the month previous. So I got paid a couple of days ago for Feb but overtime was for January.

Well they can't pay you for Feb overtime until Feb is finished can they?

 

[PoppedCorn]

Buy a ****ing stud finder and a nine volt battery

 

[worbod]

What did Barney Rubble actually do for a living?

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

What did Barney Rubble actually do for a living?

He was wicket keeper for Australia, and now commentates in a way only #bradmcnamara finds informative or entertaining.

Either that or he pimped Betty out.

Also,

 

[BotsMaster]

To answer your question Threelegs

Definitely

 

[craigos]

Is picking your nose and eating it really a good way to boost your immune system? Apparently it exposes you to minute amounts of germs etc to which your immune system can form some kind of fort from.

 

[Big Cox 88]

Is picking your nose and eating it really a good way to boost your immune system? Apparently it exposes you to minute amounts of germs etc to which your immune system can form some kind of fort from.

Nail biters are more immune to common pathogens due to their regular exposure to them.

 

[Gough]

Why do measles outbreaks make the media now? I got measles when I was fourteen, and all I got was a week off school.

 

[craigos]

Why do measles outbreaks make the media now? I got measles when I was fourteen, and all I got was a week off school.

It's the closest we'll get to an Ebola style breakout so the media loves to hype.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Why do measles outbreaks make the media now? I got measles when I was fourteen, and all I got was a week off school.

The media went nuts over a recent chicken pox outbreak. I got it 20 years ago and, back then, it was a standard childhood illness. I know it can be dangerous for adults and children with compromised immune systems but it's interesting to see the reactions towards it back then and now.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Why do measles outbreaks make the media now? I got measles when I was fourteen, and all I got was a week off school.

I had 2 weeks off for german measles, yaasss

 

[Doss]

Why do measles outbreaks make the media now? I got measles when I was fourteen, and all I got was a week off school.

In fairness, though, in rare cases measles can actually be fatal because of later complicating subacute sclerosing panencephalitis.

I had 2 weeks off for german measles, yaasss

I had a month off school in year 11 because of what was genuine dose of man flu. Oh boy, that was not fun.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

In fairness, though, in rare cases measles can actually be fatal because of later complicating subacute sclerosing panencephalitis.

I had a month off school in year 11 because of what was genuine dose of man flu. Oh boy, that was not fun.

well if we're playing knifey spoony, I had all but 11 days of year 11 off due to chronic fatigue syndrome. That was shithouse.

 

[Doss]

Well I won't be beating that.

An entire year off basically? Yeowzer.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Well I won't be beating that.

An entire year off basically? Yeowzer.

Darn, I didn't finish my sentence. Nah that was just one semester, so half a year off.

 

[Richo is God]

What's the deal with nature strip mowing? When I do it I always do the neighbours side (ours are joined) but noticed today he did his yesterday and only did his side. Does anyone bother doing next doors and is it unreasonable to expect them to return the favour?

 

[Big Cox 88]

What's the deal with nature strip mowing? When I do it I always do the neighbours side (ours are joined) but noticed today he did his yesterday and only did his side. Does anyone bother doing next doors and should I expect him to return the favour?

That is rude, you should go into his house and cut his lawn to get back at him