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[Sully111]

So in the shower this morning I was wondering if all the people who work at the chicken sexing places have lost their jobs. I was thinking maybe they now just put the chicks in front of 3 open boxes labeled "hens", "roosters", and "other" and let them decide for themselves

Then I wondered if you bought a "hen" only to find it didn't lay eggs, and you took it back and said hey this is actually a rooster, if you'd get cancelled.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

So in the shower this morning I was wondering if all the people who work at the chicken sexing places have lost their jobs. I was thinking maybe they now just put the chicks in front of 3 open boxes labeled "hens", "roosters", and "other" and let them decide for themselves

Then I wondered if you bought a "hen" only to find it didn't lay eggs, and you took it back and said hey this is actually a rooster, if you'd get cancelled.

I wondered if i should bend down and scrub the mould from the grout, decided it would wait for another time.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Darryl Somers looks like a basset hound now.

 

[jwikked]

I downloaded Lawn Mower Simulator on the Xbox this weekend. So far I've spent almost 3 hours mowing virtual lawns.

God help me

 

[George]

I downloaded Lawn Mower Simulator on the Xbox this weekend. So far I've spent almost 3 hours mowing virtual lawns.

God help me

You poor bastard, imagine doing it as a regular job and naming yourself after it. Depravity.

 

[Dr Spaceman]

I downloaded Lawn Mower Simulator on the Xbox this weekend. So far I've spent almost 3 hours mowing virtual lawns.

God help me

Did you emerge as the victa?

 

[SaintsSeptember]

I downloaded Lawn Mower Simulator on the Xbox this weekend. So far I've spent almost 3 hours mowing virtual lawns.

God help me

I've thought about mowing real lawns, the simulator could be a good compromise.

 

[MacMcMurphy]

Did you emerge as the victa?

quoting to your sig line … we’re coming home

 

[StCicatriz]

I downloaded Lawn Mower Simulator on the Xbox this weekend. So far I've spent almost 3 hours mowing virtual lawns.

God help me

why?

 

[jwikked]

why?

My backyard needs a mow and it would take me significantly less than 3 hours to do it

 

[PoppedCorn]

Ive gone from mowing 8000sq on a ride on to: it takes me longer to fill the push mower with fuel and clean it down afterwards than it does to mow the lawn

Dont miss it at all

Anyone wanna buy a ride on with 20hrs on it???

 

[Mowman]

Ive gone from mowing 8000sq on a ride on to: it takes me longer to fill the push mower with fuel and clean it down afterwards than it does to mow the lawn

Dont miss it at all

Anyone wanna buy a ride on with 20hrs on it???

What is it ?

 

[bergholt]

Ive gone from mowing 8000sq on a ride on to: it takes me longer to fill the push mower with fuel and clean it down afterwards than it does to mow the lawn

Dont miss it at all

Anyone wanna buy a ride on with 20hrs on it???

How fast does it go? Can I ride it on the footpath down to the shops?

 

[gringo2011]

What is it ?

He's in SA, it's a long drive to pick it up.

 

[Mowman]

He's in SA, it's a long drive to pick it up.

Plenty of good golf courses in SA and wineries I go over a little bit for golf and catch up with a mate

 

[gringo2011]

Plenty of good golf courses in SA and wineries I go over a little bit for golf and catch up with a mate

Tell the wife it's work related.

 

[Mowman]

Tell the wife it's work related.

After 2 years of lockdown she would be happy for me to go

 

[PoppedCorn]

Its a Husq
Ill keep it till im in the new joint
Which will be another year prob 18 months

Could come in handy mowing the block b4 the house starts

 

[pebblesofsand]

Ride ons - pffft!!!

Get yourself a genuine aussie icon

 

[Mowman]

Ride ons - pffft!!!

Get yourself a genuine aussie icon

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Still got that?

And how much do you want for it ? LOL

 

[PoppedCorn]

Look at that weapon lol

 

[triggering bro]

Still got that?

And how much do you want for it ? LOL

I just looked them up they are valued at around 6k fmd.

 

[pebblesofsand]

Still got that?

And how much do you want for it ? LOL

Yep I've still got mine but it doesn't look as neat as that any more.

I've had it for 20 years, just put a B&S 12.5HP engine in it and converted it to electric start.

Self propelled, 2 forward gears, one reverse gear - they are absolute beasts!!!

 

[Mowman]

Yep I've still got mine but it doesn't look as neat as that any more.

I've had it for 20 years, just put a B&S 12.5HP engine in it and converted it to electric start.

Self propelled, 2 forward gears, one reverse gear - they are absolute beasts!!!

Had one lent it to another Jim come back rooted
Came off his trailer

 

[pebblesofsand]

Had one lent it to another Jim come back rooted
Came off his trailer

Stiff - that would be about the only way you'd kill them!!!