Yeah skiing is for softcocks, get a snowboard up yaI'm in the shits because my wife booked skiing and it must be coming up soon now it's nearly July. There is possibly no "sport" more wanky and boring on earth. I'm sure if you're good at it it's fun but I'm self employed, I can't afford to break an arm. I suggested Bali and as a surprise she books the opposite knowing I hate the snow. It's fun for one night drinking while the fire is going and then it's like being in a frozen jail full of elitist *******s.
I'm protesting by wearing all my dated snow gear so she's humiliated.






