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got us a flag guys,afl fantasy keeper league VFL

based on the old 12 team comp many of us grew up with,squads of 35,minimum 25 saints and maximum 10 imports,my imports
s.berry mccluggage naicos serong darcy anderson rogers lukosius humphrey peatling(now battle)

last year i went 21-1 and blew the gf vs hawthorn

Grand Final​

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Footscray
Darren T.

1st




3472
Full time
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St Kilda
steve h.

2nd

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Footscray
Darren T.
2172109.7518307672169903W
L
W
W
W

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St Kilda
steve h.
2160108.9015607529269137W
W
W
W
L

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Carlton
Steve A.
2160107.0915607329268441W
W
L
W
W
4
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Essendon
Sam S.
215699.6914706810868322W
L
W
L
W
5
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Geelong
Rob D.
2148101.4912906973668712L
W
L
W
W
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Melbourne
Wayne M.
2144102.70111007091269051W
W
W
L
W
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Collingwood (kTG)
Peter C.
214299.93101016850868558L
W
L
W
L

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South Melbourne
Mark C.
213298.0581306759568936L
W
L
L
L

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9
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North Melbourne
charly a.
213296.0381306684869612W
L
W
W
L
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Richmond
David Q.
213094.8671316482368338L
L
L
L
L
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Hawthorn
Mark C.
212091.7151606400869793L
L
W
L
L
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Fitzroy
Thomas H.
21890.0021906338270422L
L
L
L
W
 

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It's a well worn theme, sharing a house with someone who doesn't necessarily share the same views about living in a share house. In my particular case, not only does she leave her shit everywhere, dirty dishes piled up, noisy as all get out, barely even flushes the dunny half the time, she also endlessly craps on about how she's gonna do some cleaning, "a wonderful spring clean, the place really needs it". So I have to live in a pig sty AND have to listen to her continually talking about how she's going to do the cleaning she's never gonna do! 😕

So to provide myself with a little therapy, some self help if you will, I wrote a little song to help in getting me laughing instead of getting angry. Just for my own amusement, not to belittle her in front of others or anything. I haven't played it to anyone and won't.

Except there's one guy we both know well, she used to share a house with him years ago, I used to play in a band with him years ago. When he heard I was moving in he tried to warn me. I was kinda like 'ahh she seems alright, she'll be right mate'. Anyway he lives overseas now but I thought he's the one person who will really get this and have a laugh with no harm done, so I sent him the song. Or so I thought. Turns out I sent it to my housemate instead. Not really looking forward to going home tonight. 🥴

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It's a well worn theme, sharing a house with someone who doesn't necessarily share the same views about living in a share house. In my particular case, not only does she leave her shit everywhere, dirty dishes piled up, noisy as all get out, barely even flushes the dunny half the time, she also endlessly craps on about how she's gonna do some cleaning, "a wonderful spring clean, the place really needs it". So I have to live in a pig sty AND have to listen to her continually talking about how she's going to do the cleaning she's never gonna do! 😕

So to provide myself with a little therapy, some self help if you will, I wrote a little song to help in getting me laughing instead of getting angry. Just for my own amusement, not to belittle her in front of others or anything. I haven't played it to anyone and won't.

Except there's one guy we both know well, she used to share a house with him years ago, I used to play in a band with him years ago. When he heard I was moving in he tried to warn me. I was kinda like 'ahh she seems alright, she'll be right mate'. Anyway he lives overseas now but I thought he's the one person who will really get this and have a laugh with no harm done, so I sent him the song. Or so I thought. Turns out I sent it to my housemate instead. Not really looking forward to going home tonight. 🥴

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Who knows, it might bring you closer to her, there'd be this slight nod of the head as realisation dawns...

Then she does the gaddam cleaning like she says.
 
Well I ended up crashing on a friend's couch last night after a few too many reds. Woke up this morning and there was a text from my housemate that eloquently and rather simply just said "F..K YOU".
Was she quoting the song?
 
Well I ended up crashing on a friend's couch last night after a few too many reds. Woke up this morning and there was a text from my housemate that eloquently and rather simply just said "F..K YOU".
I went to put in a gif of a pimple popping, but it nearly made me throw up in my weetbix.
 

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