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[gringo2011]

The entire Australian Rugby team did the same at almost the exact same time!!!

I wonder if they have Aldi's in Europe????

Eddie Jones says that it was chocolate that he spilt on the sheets though.

 

[Yawkey way]

I think tequila gave me gastro once. Even smelling it makes me shake uncontrollably. Must have been bad gastro too, can't remember 12 hours of my life.

I did the lick, sip, suck routine on a bottle with a mate at a party and still can’t look at it. It’s amazing how our bodies go don’t you dare after a bad experience.

 

[gringo2011]

He's probably been shitting in his Garden

I grew up on a hippy commune when I was a kid. Some organic mofos decided to fertilise the food crops with shit and gave everyone hepatitis. Not a good idea. Lots of yellow skin around for a few months.

 

[PoppedCorn]

U somehow never stop amazing me lol

 

[gringo2011]

I buckled on the Aldi thing.
Told her no for a good two years
Only because I didn't want to put everything in a trolley after they've scanned it to take it out pack it in bags to put it back in the trolley.
Then gave in...but, we bought those bags that sit open in the trolley and hook on the edges so I can now keep up with their scanning no matter how quick they go.
And they won't start scanning until you've put the last item on the convenor

Nice try check out dude, I am the master and can pack faster than u can scan

I can't go to Aldi for more than two items because I throw everything in one bag and **** it all. I still prefer going to a checkout chick because they offer a service. **** peasant packing. The only good thing about it is not having to go to a separate bottle shop.

 

[PoppedCorn]

I thought that you were an unpasteurised raw meat type operator.

Speaking of raw meat
I'm gonna give some biltong making a go this weekend

I'll cheat and use a dryer tho (not a hair one lol)

 

[SaintsSeptember]

I can't go to Aldi for more than two items because I throw everything in one bag and * it all. I still prefer going to a checkout chick because they offer a service. * peasant packing. The only good thing about it is not having to go to a separate bottle shop.

So that's one item and booze. Pretzels?

 

[DougalHoward]

I grew up on a hippy commune when I was a kid. Some organic mofos decided to fertilise the food crops with s**t and gave everyone hepatitis. Not a good idea. Lots of yellow skin around for a few months.

Urine is perfectly safe as a fertiliser on the other hand.

Shits been used at a fertiliser a lot historically that's why a lot of cultures don't eat raw vegetables.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Speaking of raw meat
I'm gonna give some biltong making a go this weekend

I'll cheat and use a dryer tho (not a hair one lol)

Love the stuff , but its bloody expensive to buy in a shop.
Saw some smokers for around $200 a couple of months ago, not going to say where.

 

[gringo2011]

I’d rather s**t myself than carry colour coded grocery bags, Pooped Corn
I must say, I expected better from you!

Yeah the wife bought one of those shopping jeep things old ladies use to take to South Melbourne market and the one time she used it it got too heavy and wanted me to drag it around. **** that I went and got a cardboard box and did my back in like a real man.

Some things are so undignified that no amount of convenience overrides it.

 

[gringo2011]

So that's one item and booze. Pretzels?

No a box of tent pegs that bend in your hands and a camping bluray player that has a 3 minute run time. Then go back on multiple trips to buy a teddybear onesie and a bottle of ethanol with a gin label on it and all the rest of the shit to put on the next hard rubbish.

 

[George]

I think tequila gave me gastro once. Even smelling it makes me shake uncontrollably. Must have been bad gastro too, can't remember 12 hours of my life.

Stick to your pink gin, that's a good girl xx

 

[George]

Stick to the Malfy

Great minds

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Let me guess, first you drink too much Gin, then you run down the road in your Teddybear onsie.

 

[Yawkey way]

Yeah the wife bought one of those shopping jeep things old ladies use to take to South Melbourne market and the one time she used it it got too heavy and wanted me to drag it around. * that I went and got a cardboard box and did my back in like a real man.

Some things are so undignified that no amount of convenience overrides it.

If I came home with one of those my wife would wrap it around my head.

 

[Sully111]

Tried to watch Good will Hunting with my girlfriend as she hadn't seen it. FMD what a dreadful excuse for a movie. Couldn't finish it.

Can't believe I thought it was ok when I saw it the first time years ago.

I want to give that old me an uppercut.

Steaming turd of a movie.

Should have had Jimmy Fallon in it.

Love louie ck's take on it.

 

[PoppedCorn]

Let me guess, first you drink too much Gin, then you run down the road in your Teddybear onsie.

Yeah the head detaches
He just wears the head

 

[BigPowerForward]

Tried to watch Good will Hunting with my girlfriend as she hadn't seen it. FMD what a dreadful excuse for a movie. Couldn't finish it.

Can't believe I thought it was ok when I saw it the first time years ago.

I want to give that old me an uppercut.

Steaming turd of a movie.

Should have had Jimmy Fallon in it.

Love louie ck's take on it.

Try watching "And Just like That" the Sex & The City Remake
I wanted to pour acid into my eyes and run a rotary hammer drill through my ears
Steaming turd would be a compliment to this series.
It's like they drew up a list of every single diversity group and made sure they ticked off every box.
Normally I would stick it through to the end, but this series threated to send me into full postal worker mode

 

[Dard Ball Get]

Try watching "And Just like That" the Sex & The City Remake
I wanted to pour acid into my eyes and run a rotary hammer drill through my ears
Steaming turd would be a compliment to this series.
It's like they drew up a list of every single diversity group and made sure they ticked off every box.
Normally I would stick it through to the end, but this series threated to send me into full postal worker mode

There's a meme going around at the moment of girlfriends/wives asking their man "How often do you think of the Roman Empire?". Answers ranging from multiple times daily to a few times a week in most cases.
It's a pisstake but I legitimately think there is a growing chasm between men and women in the quality of material they ingest on the whole.
The literature and shows/movies a huge portion of women are glued to is embarrassingly poor. Gossipy, HiLo milk rich erotica repeated over and over again just with different characters. Read the blurbs of some of these slop-fests next time you're in a book shop or Target.
If Grey's Anatomy is ever on in the background my eyes glaze over in the dead eyed rage of a school shooter. So, so insipid.

Before any warriors come at me with "mEn rEaD/WaTcH cRaP ToO!" - yes, I know people like Gringo exist, I just don't count them

 

[George]

Steaming turd of a movie.

Some here quite enjoy being one with a turd.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Tried to watch Good will Hunting with my girlfriend as she hadn't seen it. FMD what a dreadful excuse for a movie. Couldn't finish it.

Can't believe I thought it was ok when I saw it the first time years ago.

I want to give that old me an uppercut.

Steaming turd of a movie.

Should have had Jimmy Fallon in it.

Love louie ck's take on it.

Ben Afleck and Matt Damon had been out of work wannabe actors.
They figured out that they could get a job if they wrote a screenplay and only sold it on condition they were in it.
It almost fell over , but it worked.

Never watched it , and based on your review , i wont.

 

[Mowman]

There's a meme going around at the moment of girlfriends/wives asking their man "How often do you think of the Roman Empire?". Answers ranging from multiple times daily to a few times a week in most cases.
It's a pisstake but I legitimately think there is a growing chasm between men and women in the quality of material they ingest on the whole.
The literature and shows/movies a huge portion of women are glued to is embarrassingly poor. Gossipy, HiLo milk rich erotica repeated over and over again just with different characters. Read the blurbs of some of these slop-fests next time you're in a book shop or Target.
If Grey's Anatomy is ever on in the background my eyes glaze over in the dead eyed rage of a school shooter. So, so insipid.

Before any warriors come at me with "mEn rEaD/WaTcH cRaP ToO!" - yes, I know people like Gringo exist, I just don't count them

Who goes to target ?

 

[jwikked]

Ben Afleck and Matt Damon had been out of work wannabe actors.
They figured out that they could get a job if they wrote a screenplay and only sold it on condition they were in it.
It almost fell over , but it worked.

Never watched it , and based on your review , i wont.

Robin Williams is brilliant in it.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

There's a meme going around at the moment of girlfriends/wives asking their man "How often do you think of the Roman Empire?". Answers ranging from multiple times daily to a few times a week in most cases.
It's a pisstake but I legitimately think there is a growing chasm between men and women in the quality of material they ingest on the whole.
The literature and shows/movies a huge portion of women are glued to is embarrassingly poor. Gossipy, HiLo milk rich erotica repeated over and over again just with different characters. Read the blurbs of some of these slop-fests next time you're in a book shop or Target.
If Grey's Anatomy is ever on in the background my eyes glaze over in the dead eyed rage of a school shooter. So, so insipid.

Before any warriors come at me with "mEn rEaD/WaTcH cRaP ToO!" - yes, I know people like Gringo exist, I just don't count them

I got banned from the room when Grays was on.
Of course if i'd sat there all nice and cuddly through each episode I may well still be married. Oh well.
Saw enough that its the worst hospital ever, though it might have been better if the staff had focused on patients and stopped swanning over each other.
Also just from being in the next room, made me hate "Snow Patrol " with a passion.
Worst dreary two note piano instrumental ever.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

I grew up on a hippy commune when I was a kid. Some organic mofos decided to fertilise the food crops with s**t and gave everyone hepatitis. Not a good idea. Lots of yellow skin around for a few months.

I read one of Billy Thorpe's books. Back in the day when muso's had to drive to their gigs in vans , they were heading to Queenland from Sydney , one driving the rest smoking in the back.
One of them started getting really paranoid and thought the cops were following them. They told him it was bullshit, but when he saw lights coming from somewhere, he opened the back doors and threw their fairly large stash.

They stop the van and go looking for it. They go into a padlock and there is a Commune there. Some guy is running round with their stuff yelling "God gave us Weed ".