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[Dard Ball Get]

Still trying to look for NWO material on line are we boss? If it wasn't for us mansplainers you campaigners wouldn't be able to tie your own shoelaces.

Scrolling Twitter in Gold Class waiting for Leo to come on, ttyl x

 

[George]

Gringo working overtime

He's gone full Gringwoke lately, it's been embarrassing to watch. Self proclaimed draft guru is his latest claim to fame. All his woke mates probably bigged him up so it wouldn't hurt his feelings and made him feel included.

 

[George]

Scrolling Twitter in Gold Class waiting for Leo to come on, ttyl x

Shame you're watching Bollywood too btw

 

[Dard Ball Get]

Shame you're watching Bollywood too btw

Pardon me.


Killers Of The Flower Moon. Long af but 8.5/10

 

[gringo2011]

Pardon me.


Killers Of The Flower Moon. Long af but 8.5/10

Crazy world. You RWNJs are watching movies about big oil killing off minorities for their money. Your lot banned the book didn't they? You'll be sitting down to piss and going vegan at this rate.

 

[George]

Pardon me.


Killers Of The Flower Moon. Long af but 8.5/10

There's an Indian film out called Leo, and thought you'd already seen KOTFM.

Sorry Daddy

 

[StFly]

Washing at a laundromat is an interesting experience.

Took the old man out for a mini walk, just one block whilst washing is done, here's a shop for a cold drink and snacks or full meal things as required. Inside is a wog fam, full I have a phone let's blare music for no particular reason, drag a chair so I can sit my fat arse in front of the machine. They're washing 1 thing only a duvet/bedding instance, on a front loader, they have packed that monster in where the door doesn't lock properly as massive so what do they do? Make it fit, back that arse up bitch and give it a bump!

That was issue #1, you have something massive that already doesn't fit properly and your intention is to pump soap and water into it in a confined space.

So I load mine in a top loader as only ones free, 30mins of hilarity ensues as I dick around on my phone and they're stressing as inside their machine is just white and soapy, they go to release their monstrosity and... nothing, doesn't budge, is just sitting there soaking up all that water. So they call the owner.

This is now issue 2, as owner talks them through opening the door without breaking it, they release it in all it's soupy glory, and puddle the immediate area to the point where I had to step on a wedding band that had slipped off and started rolling out the door.

Internally, I am giggling, chatting with the sister to update her on dads progress, half an eye on that unfurling disaster all '3 strikes and you're out, you really want to risk it?' they chat for a bit and cram that bitch back in the washer, then huzzah as a spin cycle happens. At this point in the story, I have migrated to drying as I am competent and without a hitch, they eventually pull that bastard out and it's dry enough, finally, turn it over and...

Giant black gash as burned and torn. Strike 3 bitches, enjoy your bedding.

They're now outside talking, owner comes in, woman comes to chat with him about how it dun broke her tush and it's all his fault, he is all nah mate, is the lock and intimating how they dun goofed massively. They leave, he walks to the back, big arse industrial fan, mop, rubbishing them, rubbishing the front loaders, looked at my drying, started talking to me, wandered off.

Meanwhile, we came home, I went inside to get a drink, all was fine and then the old man had a fall from a step into a plant narrowly missing the pointy bits to freak me TF out. Did nothing, karma is still a bitch just by proxy.

 

[Dard Ball Get]

My Viet mate moved to Melbourne recently, sent me this today. Yet another classic Asian business name

 

[George]

Springvale

 

[Dard Ball Get]

Springvale

Living in Toorak but

 

[George]

Living in Toorak but

That's what I like to hear, my neck of the woods

 

[Dard Ball Get]

Live from Gringo’s bush shack

 

[Saint Kidding]

Any good?

Ours is pretty good for the price. Has a lot of bells and whistles you don't find on other brands at that price point. 7 year unlimited k warranty helps too.

 

[gringo2011]

Live from Gringo’s bush shack

That looks classy. I'll put that on my Pinterest mood board.


I've organised to have a whole lot of people up over the holidays and I'm freaking out about the campaigners filling my dunny up too quickly. Thinking of sending them out into the bush with a shovel.

 

[Dard Ball Get]

That looks classy. I'll put that on my Pinterest mood board.


I've organised to have a whole lot of people up over the holidays and I'm freaking out about the campaigners filling my dunny up too quickly. Thinking of sending them out into the bush with a shovel.

Eagerly awaiting my invite in the post, should be any day now??

 

[George]

Asks for an invite over and gets no response, ouch! Bit embarrassing!

 

[gringo2011]

Eagerly awaiting my invite in the post, should be any day now??

Next time you're in vic I'll take you out there. Get some blisters on those pixellated hands.

 

[George]

Tell ya what some people are absolutely bat shit insane. This batty bitch just held up a dozen people at the checkout.


For one peach.


Struggling to weigh it, wasn't sure how to do it. Then holds the peach up to the screen like the screen is meant to take a photo of it. Then puts it back down, machine ****s up, poor storepersom has to be called over to reset the thing.

 

[Dr Spaceman]

Live from Gringo’s bush shack

 

[George]

Anyone a sad bastard like me and watching the croquet?

 

[StFly]

Legit;

Best purchase this month: disposable gloves.
Required item not found: hazmat suit.

Draw dem conclusions, I have fans on me so as not to gag uncontrollably...

All I asked was for 3 days so we could work on solutions, just 3 days, is that too much to ask?

 

[Dard Ball Get]

Happy International Men’s Day

 

[George]

Happy International Men’s Day

*Non-birthing person, pig.

 

[SteeleSaints]

Does Warner ever make runs in big games?

 

[StFly]

Literally just got told how IDC and to FO and how these guys say the you know these guys that FO and turn the lights off, after the every 10minutes screaming "hello".

About to bust out the pills for "in case of manic episode where he has NFI take this to KO him for a while" as he's just not sleeping despite being tired as he's also not opening his eyes yet lucid and talking.

Does Warner ever make runs in big games?

Yes, does he do it in India, no, never. We are bottling this though, nothing surer.