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Back to society now. First things first;
Laundromat was legit possessed, I mean sure it was broken machinery but legit I walked in and no one and two dryers going, so at least one other person was around before me to pop back in. Star the radio to listen to the footy and settle in for maybe an hour 20 of wash and dry. Q1 in walks a lovely older lady, chats about Derm as she hears the phone and I'm kitted out currently in the 2023 media polo and 2021 hoodie, she unloads her dryer, I get the door for her cause gentleman and we bid adieu to each other.
Then...
Cool bro #1 that maybe sat in his car, I dunno it was black and tinted windows, high beams only baby! No discernable movement for maybe 30mins.
Tradie bro rocks up in his 4WD and high vis, walks towards convenience store, walks back out a little later with small child and family size wheatbix box and drives off. OK, maybe it's his, just a tad suss though.
Just past 8pm? Door slams wide open and out pours 6 people from the pilates adjoining stair case up and just have a pow wow, like lets block both doors and wax lyrical how you lardarses got food from the pizza shop next to you and the fish shop next to them like 20mins before that. You aren't fooling anyone with that pilates branding you junkies.
Denim chic then rocked up, I say denim chic as she was rocking that too tiny denim jacket that she had no hope of ever closing or covering elbow and she was chatting to herself. Looked at me, I did the whole head nod hello, she was legit carrying a black steal bin that she used for "the towel". Dumped them in her car, walked back in to the dryer, stuck her face in it, felt around, walked back out.
Not 2 minutes later after she drove off, there's fat bro that walked from his 4WD, legit first thought he was starkers as it was just balding with no facial and there's beer gut and suddenly nipple then TF he has something on his groin area as he strode confidently towards the fish shop no doubt to pick his phone order up.
Then the usual of people parking, diddling themselves in the car for 5mins and driving off to never grace the outside world and me in the laundromat chatting to the security cameras running live commentary for the feed like a race caller.
"And in beaches whale at a rate of snail, flopping his way to his people and brainpower..."
Then before I left, as there was a rando dryer constantly beeping and starting itself, I tried to open that door to maybe stop the cycle, couldn't, shrugged and exited. So if that place burns down due to a dryer cranking that shit on a short out, I tried fam, get some diagnostic equipment.
Laundromat was legit possessed, I mean sure it was broken machinery but legit I walked in and no one and two dryers going, so at least one other person was around before me to pop back in. Star the radio to listen to the footy and settle in for maybe an hour 20 of wash and dry. Q1 in walks a lovely older lady, chats about Derm as she hears the phone and I'm kitted out currently in the 2023 media polo and 2021 hoodie, she unloads her dryer, I get the door for her cause gentleman and we bid adieu to each other.
Then...
Cool bro #1 that maybe sat in his car, I dunno it was black and tinted windows, high beams only baby! No discernable movement for maybe 30mins.
Tradie bro rocks up in his 4WD and high vis, walks towards convenience store, walks back out a little later with small child and family size wheatbix box and drives off. OK, maybe it's his, just a tad suss though.
Just past 8pm? Door slams wide open and out pours 6 people from the pilates adjoining stair case up and just have a pow wow, like lets block both doors and wax lyrical how you lardarses got food from the pizza shop next to you and the fish shop next to them like 20mins before that. You aren't fooling anyone with that pilates branding you junkies.
Denim chic then rocked up, I say denim chic as she was rocking that too tiny denim jacket that she had no hope of ever closing or covering elbow and she was chatting to herself. Looked at me, I did the whole head nod hello, she was legit carrying a black steal bin that she used for "the towel". Dumped them in her car, walked back in to the dryer, stuck her face in it, felt around, walked back out.
Not 2 minutes later after she drove off, there's fat bro that walked from his 4WD, legit first thought he was starkers as it was just balding with no facial and there's beer gut and suddenly nipple then TF he has something on his groin area as he strode confidently towards the fish shop no doubt to pick his phone order up.
Then the usual of people parking, diddling themselves in the car for 5mins and driving off to never grace the outside world and me in the laundromat chatting to the security cameras running live commentary for the feed like a race caller.
"And in beaches whale at a rate of snail, flopping his way to his people and brainpower..."
Then before I left, as there was a rando dryer constantly beeping and starting itself, I tried to open that door to maybe stop the cycle, couldn't, shrugged and exited. So if that place burns down due to a dryer cranking that shit on a short out, I tried fam, get some diagnostic equipment.
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