Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Eddie Dingle]

Not sure which Melbourne team I hate more now.

The one with Muscat will always be worse than the other.

**** of a thing he is.

 

[manureid]

Not sure why they didnt buy Sydney FC...another mob of campaigners in powder blue with arsehat supporters..seems like a match made in heaven to me.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Not sure why they didnt buy Sydney FC...another mob of Syds in powder blue with arsehat supporters..seems like a match made in heaven to me.

We buy whatever the **** we want. Now go and fill your car up with petrol so we have some more spending money. Bitch.

 

[manureid]

We buy whatever the **** we want. Now go and fill your car up with petrol so we have some more spending money. Bitch.

Thats why I switched to a Camry Hybrid

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Thats why I switched to a Camry Hybrid

And because you are gay.










No that there is anything wrong with that.

 

[manureid]

And because you are gay.










No that there is anything wrong with that.

So I can support the Camries, and only pay half in petrol to the Mansour clan!

 

[Eddie Dingle]

So I can support the Camries, and only pay half in petrol to the Mansour clan!

I would spit on your camry.

 

[I Dont Care]

What's with electric toasters these days? I remember the good old radiant ones..at least they were consistent. These modern electronic ones with the hair width elements...put the setting say, at halfway, the first toast will pop up as warm bread, the next will pop up burnt like a demon from hell

 

[Kickpuncher]

I like my little Mazda and all but I dislike it being associated with Norf.

 

[manureid]

I would spit on your camry.

Yes, but would you give it a pearl necklace?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I like my little Mazda and all but I dislike it being associated with Norf.

Your Mazda would dislike being associated with norf melbun.

Yes, but would you give it a pearl necklace?

No. I would piss blood on it though.

 

[manureid]

Your Mazda would dislike being associated with norf melbun.



No. I would piss blood on it though.

Just don't dent it if one of those pesky kidney stones flies out!

 

[Killer Power]

funny dude. although the supermarket pranks at the start were way funnier

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

And I was going to give the winter olympics a wide berth. Not any more. They're back....

H.G. Nelson and 'Rampaging' Roy Slaven sign with Ten to bring Russian Revolution from Sochi

Sports satirists H.G. Nelson and "Rampaging" Roy Slaven are exporting their wry commentary to Russia.
But what will the Russians make of the "battered sav", the "Chiko Roll", the "Dutch wink" and the "hello, boys"?

Under the terms of the deal the pair will present a nightly show on the Ten Network, Roy and H.G’s Russian Revolution.

They will also front a daily show, The Ice Stream, which will be available via the Samsung Stadium app and Ten's online platform, Tenplay.

Nelson will also appear on Ten's nightly panel show, Sochi Tonight, with co-hosts Stephen Quartermain and Alisa Camplin.

H.G. Nelson and 'Rampaging' Roy Slaven sign with Ten to bring Russian Revolution from Sochi

I can clearly hear the tone of Rampaging Roy Slaven saying

"Ten has given us a great opportunity to look closely at the new Russia and to catch up with old friends newly released from prison," Slaven said in a statement.

"This will be a great games for our Australian winter superstars like Dale Begg-Smith and to unearth new stars the world is yet to hear about."

Nelson described it as a "dream come true to be back at the Olympic coalface."

"There is no greater thrill in the world of sport than seeing young, fit Australians wearing the green and gold standing on the top step of the podium, wearing medals and grinning," Nelson said.

Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/hg-nelson-and-rampaging-roy-slaven-sign-with-ten-to-bring-russian-revolution-from-sochi-20140123-hv9hx.html#ixzz2rBOH5MN3

 

[Powerstufff]

.... H.G. Nelson and 'Rampaging' Roy Slaven sign with Ten to bring Russian Revolution from Sochi ...

Wonderful news. I wonder if Fatso will be back.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Wonderful news. I wonder if Fatso will be back.

Fatso was only for Sydney. Didn't you watch The Ice Dream in 2002 or The Dream in 2004 or listen to their Golden Ring Show for 2008???

If you missed their 2002 work

 

[Peck]

Of all the dumb things you've said, this is the most recent.

Also, among the dumbest.

I thought Paris was pretty rubbish. Is that a "dumb" thing to say?

 

[Concussion]

Fatso was only for Sydney. Didn't you watch The Ice Dream in 2002 or The Dream in 2004 or listen to their Golden Ring Show for 2008???

If you missed their 2002 work

Loved the "hello, boys" in the gymnastics.

 

[Powerstufff]

.... Didn't you watch The Ice Dream in 2002 or The Dream in 2004 or listen to their Golden Ring Show for 2008??? ....

Yes I would have, plus used to listen to them faithfully on JJJ. Even have Rampaging Roy's book 'Five South Coast Seasons'.

 

[Powerstufff]

I thought Paris was pretty rubbish. Is that a "dumb" thing to say?

Depends whether you were there for 3.6 hours on a Contiki bus on a rainy day after just being ditched by your girlfriend who was then snogging the guy in the seat behind you. That would colour your opinion.
Mrs Powerstufff and I loved it. We parked our old campervan out near Versailles and travelled in by train every day for about a week to explore the sights. My high school French got us by although I never did meet mon ami Jean Claude.

 

[raman]

I thought Paris was pretty rubbish. Is that a "dumb" thing to say?

Dunno, haven't been there. Probably..?

 

[finbarr]

Channel 9's coverage of the Tour Down Under is a disgrace.

"Let's play 'Homes From Hell' on GEM instead of telecasting the first 2 hours of each stage".

Give it back to SBS if you're just going to take the piss.

 

[Killer Power]

I thought Paris was pretty rubbish. Is that a "dumb" thing to say?

Expensive yes, rubbish no. Up there as one of my favourite cities of those I have visited. And the people aren't even as rude as I was promised they would be.

 

[Concussion]

Depends whether you were there for 3.6 hours on a Contiki bus on a rainy day after just being ditched by your girlfriend who was then snogging the guy in the seat behind you. That would colour your opinion.
Mrs Powerstufff and I loved it. We parked our old campervan out near Versailles and travelled in by train every day for about a week to explore the sights. My high school French got us by although I never did meet mon ami Jean Claude.

Isnt he from Belgium?
More importantly did you see Gerard Depardieu?

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

The Ice Hockey Bastards should be back