Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Zakk Wylde]

Basketball... Lol

Says the Soccer guy....

 

[manureid]

I use my phone on the can, why do you think I post on here so often? The joys of tapatalk

I used to until I dropped the bastard in.....

 

[I Dont Care]

Abigail back in the day.

I hear you Although we used to get TV Guide more than Weekly...pictures were smaller

 

[I Dont Care]

There was a guy in the loo at work today and his mobile phone was dinging away. I thought 'Do they have an app for wiping your arse now?' I've heard of the paperless office but that's ridiculous.

Maybe he was taking a selfie while doing a selfie

 

[Zakk Wylde]

A dude just got sacked from work for taking a selfie of himself doing a dump and sending it to the boss to show him he was on the shitter after he tried calling him...

 

[Noobz0r]

A dude just got a promotion at work for taking a selfie of himself doing a dump and sending it to the boss to show him he was on the shitter after he tried calling him...

My edit is how that story should have gone. What a hero.

 

[BIG MATTY WHITE]

The mathew wade decision at 3 bad move bailey

 

[Noobz0r]

janine mayes.... You what now? Please tell me one of you guys created an alias haha

 

[Noobz0r]

The mathew wade decision at 3 bad move bailey

I think Inverarity and Boof would have been more to do with that decision than Bailey.

 

[Dylan8]

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janine mayes.... You what now? Please tell me one of you guys created an alias haha

saw that too.. puzzling

 

[Noobz0r]

saw that too.. puzzling

I'm glad I didn't change pages on my phone since Mrs Mayes decided to delete the post?

 

[Del80659]

is that Newton in the Gerrard kit then? I thought it was a teaser for next seasons kit or something, I thought I was in the Liverpool thread. very confused for a couple of minutes there. He looks exactly like Stevie from the back.....

 

[Dylan8]

I'm glad I didn't change pages on my phone since Mrs Mayes decided to delete the post?

I was going to make a crack about it being Sam Mayes' mother or something but then i looked it up and her name is actually Janine Mayes

 

[Noobz0r]

I was going to make a crack about it being Sam Mayes' mother or something but then i looked it up and her name is actually Janine Mayes

Yeah, that just made it even more confusing.

I need to get questionable onto this shit.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Ahahaha, Sam Mayes' probably 50+ year old mum called Noobz0r a pole smoker for no reason! This is the greatest moment in Bigfooty history.

 

[finbarr]

What is that?

 

[Noobz0r]

I WASN'T EVEN HAVING A CRACK AT SAM MAYES!?

 

[BIG MATTY WHITE]

I think Inverarity and Boof would have been more to do with that decision than Bailey.

Maybe ....but I would think the captain has the final say on game day decisions

But he was so underdone it cost all momentum we had

 

[Noobz0r]

Ahahaha, Sam Mayes' probably 50+ year old mum called Noobz0r a pole smoker! This is the greatest moment in Bigfooty history.

According to the BF profile she is 56?

 

[Schulzenfest]

I WASN'T EVEN HAVING A CRACK AT SAM MAYES!?

That just makes it funnier. Thread is delivering.

 

[Dylan8]

According to the BF profile she is 56?

And it looks like you'll run out of battery before you can produce a comeback

Your ass has been handed to you

 

[Noobz0r]

What is that?

Someone (at this stage we're sure it's Sam Mayes' mother due to the username) quoted my post and had a go at me for no apparent reason, and then proceeded to delete the post...

That just makes it funnier. Thread is delivering.

I should tweet Sam Mayes.

 

[Dylan8]

And yes it is definitely Sam Mayes mother

 

[It Just Is]

Noobz0r, you need to charge your phone.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Well I'm glad I stayed here rather than xvideos before I went to bed.... Brilliant !