Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[I Dont Care]

When I took my dog to get de-sexed the vet put her hand down to check if his balls had dropped (he was just a wee puppy), she said "he's only got small ones" so i replied "He's about to lose them, no need to make fun of them!"

Yeah, the poor bastard lost his get really a get that day brother

 

[I Dont Care]

Hey guys i have got a pretty cool story that I would like to share with you all. It starts in arndale shopping centre late 2008, me and a few friends were walking past Vodafone when one of my friends grabbed a phone out off the recycle bins, we couldn't turn the phone on but we took the memory card out and put it in one of my friends phone we then discovered it was Brad Symes phone I know wtf. It had his homemade pr0n on it, as a 17 year old I showed everyone I knew which included Ivan maric's gf a 17 year old I went to school with. That night both brad Symes and Ivan maric came to my house to confiscate the pr0n off of me, in his own words because he was fairly famous and didn't want it to be leaked onto the internet. To my greatest dismay my 17 year old self was overawed and gave it to him, he then asked if I was a crows supporter I promptly replied that the crows were the biggest flogs to of ever been created, and that I was a port man he said he would give me all off his old port gear, a year later to the day he dropped it off. I hope you enjoyed my story.

So..was Ivans mullet in it?

 

[raman]

Hey guys i have got a pretty cool story that I would like to share with you all. It starts in arndale shopping centre late 2008, me and a few friends were walking past Vodafone when one of my friends grabbed a phone out off the recycle bins, we couldn't turn the phone on but we took the memory card out and put it in one of my friends phone we then discovered it was Brad Symes phone I know wtf. It had his homemade pr0n on it, as a 17 year old I showed everyone I knew which included Ivan maric's gf a 17 year old I went to school with. That night both brad Symes and Ivan maric came to my house to confiscate the pr0n off of me, in his own words because he was fairly famous and didn't want it to be leaked onto the internet. To my greatest dismay my 17 year old self was overawed and gave it to him, he then asked if I was a crows supporter I promptly replied that the crows were the biggest flogs to of ever been created, and that I was a port man he said he would give me all off his old port gear, a year later to the day he dropped it off. I hope you enjoyed my story.

Story would have been cooler with less underage pr0n.

 

[Carnthepear#04]

So..was Ivans mullet in it?

He was wearing a beanie and I didn't know who he was until the next day, I thought Symes brought a really tall guy to strong arm me.

 

[Carnthepear#04]

Story would have been cooler with less underage pr0n.

Have to say I was pretty surprised to find out Ivan had been dating a 16 year old.

 

[*PAF]

Phone games like Candy Crush and Pet Rescue can suck big hairy whatever it was Portia said.
I've been stuck on the same level in both games for nearly two weeks.

 

[I Dont Care]

A new game I have had my eye on has just been released - Banished, a town building game

 

[Kickpuncher]

Hey guys i have got a pretty cool story that I would like to share with you all. It starts in arndale shopping centre late 2008, me and a few friends were walking past Vodafone when one of my friends grabbed a phone out off the recycle bins, we couldn't turn the phone on but we took the memory card out and put it in one of my friends phone we then discovered it was Brad Symes phone I know wtf. It had his homemade pr0n on it, as a 17 year old I showed everyone I knew which included Ivan maric's gf a 17 year old I went to school with. That night both brad Symes and Ivan maric came to my house to confiscate the pr0n off of me, in his own words because he was fairly famous and didn't want it to be leaked onto the internet. To my greatest dismay my 17 year old self was overawed and gave it to him, he then asked if I was a crows supporter I promptly replied that the crows were the biggest flogs to of ever been created, and that I was a port man he said he would give me all off his old port gear, a year later to the day he dropped it off. I hope you enjoyed my story.

You should have laughed in his face and shut the door.

 

[El_Scorcho]

I wonder if Brad Symes was as meek and ineffectual in the video as he was on the football field

 

[Kickpuncher]

I hear he broke his hand bonking his girlfriend on the boot of his car.

 

[I Dont Care]

I hear he broke his hand bonking his girlfriend on the boot of his car.

Thats why you should always do it on the bonnet

 

[Duck Farmer]

Hey guys i have got a pretty cool story that I would like to share with you all. It starts in arndale shopping centre late 2008, me and a few friends were walking past Vodafone when one of my friends grabbed a phone out off the recycle bins, we couldn't turn the phone on but we took the memory card out and put it in one of my friends phone we then discovered it was Brad Symes phone I know wtf. It had his homemade pr0n on it, as a 17 year old I showed everyone I knew which included Ivan maric's gf a 17 year old I went to school with. That night both brad Symes and Ivan maric came to my house to confiscate the pr0n off of me, in his own words because he was fairly famous and didn't want it to be leaked onto the internet. To my greatest dismay my 17 year old self was overawed and gave it to him, he then asked if I was a crows supporter I promptly replied that the crows were the biggest flogs to of ever been created, and that I was a port man he said he would give me all off his old port gear, a year later to the day he dropped it off. I hope you enjoyed my story.

Did you meet his mum?

 

[Ningo]

Westhoff in Sochi?

 

[Kickpuncher]

Westhoff in Sochi?

 

[It Just Is]

That's uncanny.

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Doctor Feel]

Also, HNNNNGHHHH

 

[Stromageddon]

Would have been a funnier story if Symes' mum had come to the door.

 

[Steve Dore]

Is the biathlon an event at the Gay Games?

 

[manureid]

Would have been a funnier story if Symes' mum had come to the door.

She was probably in the video...

 

[Killer Power]

I hear he broke his hand bonking his girlfriend on the boot of his car.

first rule of fist club, ensure a non-slip work surface

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I getted 42,003 really a get these days my brothers.

That's a ****ing lot of gets.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

The ending of this story disappoints me. We could've had our very own Kim Duthie on Bigfooty.

Kim Duthie v Brad Symes mum?

Who is dumber?

Let the people decide.

 

[blackdiamond]

We could've had our very own Kim Duthie on Bigfooty.

Koulagirl? (for those that remember)

 

[Steve Dore]

Kim Duthie v Brad Symes mum?

Who is dumber?

Let the people decide.

At least Kim Duthie could blame her youth and naivety.