Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Duck Farmer]

Guys, I need some advice.
I recently came into some money and am wondering what the best option might be in regards to shares, investment property, business etc. But most importantly, does that wash out?

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Buy shares in Kleenex.

 

[Hooligan87]

How did you ever disconnect it from its security string?

And all you people thought The Smaller Warrior was the only magician around here.

 

[bomberclifford]

Whoosh. I think you people need to read spookism's post more carefully.

On second read, he doesn't need investment advice, he needs some money laundering.

 

[SilenceOz]

Guys, I need some advice.
I recently came into some money and am wondering what the best option might be in regards to shares, investment property, business etc. But most importantly, does that wash out?

That actually had me laughing out loud.

 

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[Kickpuncher]

Those cheese and biscuit snack things are the best.

 

[yepits2020]

Buy shares in Kleenex.

use shares as kleenix he means

 

[Stromageddon]

What do you do when you come across a dingo in the dessert?

Wipe it off and apologise.

 

[I Dont Care]

What do you do when you come across a dingo in the dessert?

Wipe it off and apologise.

What sort of dessert? Apple slice?

 

[Stromageddon]

What sort of dessert? Apple slice?

Apricot.

 

[I Dont Care]

Apricot.

I see

 

[It Just Is]

Those cheese and biscuit snack things are the best.

No.

 

[Kickpuncher]

No.

You seem really a get brother.

I don't care.

 

[bomberclifford]

What do you do when you come across a dingo in the dessert?

Wipe it off and apologise.

What do you do when a bird shits on your windscreen?

You never take her out again.

 

[Stromageddon]

I want to know why nobody has yet made a random joke generator that randomly generates two jokes and puts them together to create a joke so scrambled to the naked eye that not even the world's top criptologists could solve it.

e.g.
Why did the chicken knock-knock?
The fourth man ducks.

Although it'd be with far more obscure jokes so you'd really have no idea.

e.g.
How do you defend blocked tubes crash in Norfolk?
It feels great to won a World War yet, not "wife"

 

[Portia]

airbnb is pretty awesome

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I want to know why nobody has yet made a random joke generator that randomly generates two jokes and puts them together to create a joke so scrambled to the naked eye that not even the world's top criptologists could solve it.

e.g.
Why did the chicken knock-knock?
The fourth man ducks.

Although it'd be with far more obscure jokes so you'd really have no idea.

e.g.
How do you defend blocked tubes crash in Norfolk?
It feels great to won a World War yet, not "wife"

What's the difference between an orange?

 

[raman]

airbnb is pretty awesome

Paid about 1/5th for accommodation on my second trip to NYC than I did on my first, thanks to them.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

airbnb is pretty awesome

you are

 

[Portia]

Paid about 1/5th for accommodation on my second trip to NYC than I did on my first, thanks to them.

Nice!

Also its great to stay in a not-hotel. If I'm going to hotel I will spend a packet, would rather not pay $$$ for the motel experience.

 

[Portia]

you are

awwww thanks hon!

you're a shitbag!

 

[Eddie Dingle]

awwww thanks hon!

you're a shitbag!

Oh you.....

 

[raman]

Nice!

Also its great to stay in a not-hotel. If I'm going to hotel I will spend a packet, would rather not pay $$$ for the motel experience.

Well yeah, I regret neither booking. First time was an upper west side hotel, second time a private apartment deep into Harlem. AirBNB has a great community of people though, still in touch with my Harlem host (a real life African American lady!) via Facebook.

 

[Stromageddon]

What's the difference between an orange?

To get to the cry about it.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

To get to the cry about it.

No.

A helicopter because a bicycle has a seat.