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He could just about reach over and give Hamish's hair a tussle

Obviously he couldn't reach that far, or he would have. I mean, it's not like you could resist.
 

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Obviously he couldn't reach that far, or he would have. I mean, it's not like you could resist.

Hammers facial expression makes it look like he has eyes in the back of his head.
 
Lovechild of these two?

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Getting pretty frustrated with your poor work ethic HP.

Need Kern to sort you out and get you posting more often!
 
Probably didn't get the insurance because he was like "meh, ill just buy another one."

That's what I say when some punk tries to upsell an extended warranty.
 
That's what I say when some punk tries to upsell an extended warranty.

For what its worth, I like the extended wty we sell at dickies on items below 400 bucks. We just straight swap them over in store (or give the full purchase price back) if it fails. It literally covers everything barring physical/accidental damage. Even something like a laptop battery failing, whole laptop gets replaced. It's only like 20 bucks for a 3 year replacement warranty. Unlike Harveys we don't charge hundreds for the warranties. For comparison, on my F8000 samsung harveys wanted 300 for the warranty, dickies wanted 105.

They get a hugely bad run from shows like a current affair.

inb4 spoken like a true salesperson.
 
For what its worth, I like the extended wty we sell at dickies on items below 400 bucks. We just straight swap them over in store (or give the full purchase price back) if it fails. It literally covers everything barring physical/accidental damage. Even something like a laptop battery failing, whole laptop gets replaced. It's only like 20 bucks for a 3 year replacement warranty. Unlike Harveys we don't charge hundreds for the warranties. For comparison, on my F8000 samsung harveys wanted 300 for the warranty, dickies wanted 105.

They get a hugely bad run from shows like a current affair.

inb4 spoken like a true salesperson.

Oh I respect the right of organisations to offer them and I know those value added services are a salesperson's bread and butter. Nonetheless it's a beautiful thing to see because they have absolutely no comeback. ;)

"Something something extended warranty..."
"Oh, if it breaks in a year I'll just get a new one."

Have said it for my last three TVs I think (over seven years or so, incidentally)
 
Oh I respect the right of organisations to offer them and I know those value added services are a salesperson's bread and butter. Nonetheless it's a beautiful thing to see because they have absolutely no comeback. ;)

"Something something extended warranty..."
"Oh, if it breaks in a year I'll just get a new one."

Have said it for my last three TVs I think (over seven years or so, incidentally)

I always just shrug and say each to their own. I don't force them, I do believe in them though, if not mainly on laptops.
 
So I called the protestors against the government filthy greens voters.

Oh man, the fantastic responses I'm getting. It's all too easy. Haven't even been spared by my partners, step brothers, father (lol sorry). He's been digging in, he's like "TROLLING AGAIN, YOU ARE TRULY PATHETIC" I replied "I really wouldn't want it any other way champ" he goes "TOOL!" i go "I agree, Tool are a fantastic band"

Someone also accused me of having OCD because I said I thought green voters were smelly. did lol.
 

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****ing awesome.
 
It's all those lentils. Gives them terrible flatulence.

To give further context, the fellow in question calls himself Gandalf, and requests that all the grand children also call him Gandalf.

Nutter of the highest order.
 
It's all those lentils. Gives them terrible flatulence.

It's actually because their heads are that far up their arses they cannot reach their armpits to wash properly.

Is what I heard.
 
It's actually because their heads are that far up their arses they cannot reach their armpits to wash properly.

Is what I heard.
When they've got armpit hair like the Amazon rainforest it's pretty difficult to wash anyway. As for the men ......
 
****ing lol @ 5AA.

"When walker wiped out westfield"

Then the caller they take says "Can we stop talking about the toothless"

Rowe "..who are the toothless?"

"That mob down at port adelaide"

Turning off now.
 
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