Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[scotty13]

My 2012 pen...flew apart and now the spring is gone. I tried finding it but could not...it is gone

Here it is as an artistic impression

 

[I Dont Care]

Here you are with it as a limerick:
My 2 year old pen flew apart
Its loss left a hole in my heart
The spring I can't find
And I'm just out of my mind
At the thought that I'm just not too smart

Well, how Irish of you

 

[I Dont Care]

Here it is as an artistic impression

Well, how artistic of you, ummm I think? In early Picasso style?

 

[charcolechaddy]

Also gentleman, I present to you, Crimea's attorney general.

Maximum hnnngh.

Where is the part where she looks into the camera and says to all 70 year old Australian men.
" I think I love you, please send me $50,000 so I can come and get to know you"

 

[Doctor Feel]

Where is the part where she looks into the camera and says to all 70 year old Australian men.
" I think I love you, please send me $50,000 so I can come and get to know you"

Use my equity to bed the crimean attorney general? I think so.

 

[I Dont Care]

Use my equity to bed the crimean attorney general? I think so.

I just keep thinking about the Simpson episode where Moe is chatting up those Russian birds

 

[jordz82]

Also gentleman, I present to you, Crimea's attorney general.

Maximum hnnngh.

* INSERT CRIMEA RIVER JOKE*

 

[jordz82]

Here it is as an artistic impression

Heyyy youuuu guuyyyysss!

 

[Powerstufff]

Well, how Irish of you

To be sure. However to be sure I had to go back and edit it. I realised I'd both used 'just' twice in 2 lines and also had the 4th line rhythm wrong.

 

[Duck Farmer]

So who's going to be the first to pen a sonnet in iambic pentameter?

 

[Stromageddon]

Sarah Hyland > Communists

 

[I Dont Care]

To be sure. However to be sure I had to go back and edit it. I realised I'd both used 'just' twice in 2 lines and also had the 4th line rhythm wrong.

Well, how limerick of you

 

[Powerstufff]

So who's going to be the first to pen a sonnet in iambic pentameter?

Per Sonnet on Wikipedia "... A Shakespearean or English sonnet consists of fourteen lines written in iambic pentameter, a pattern in which an unstressed syllable is followed by a stressed syllable five times ....".

The spring is lost it flew and can't be found
Why unscrew the shaft, what did grosh147 hope to find?
It went so fast and yet he heard no sound
If eyes it hit he could right now be blind.
The band was silver, but now the body's only black
The part has rolled and hides away from human view
He moved the couch and f&*k it hurt his back
But still he found a coin, well in fact two.
As Shakespeare in his prime did one time say
"I never writ, nor no man ever loved"
No doubt inspired by his Power pen that day
He left it whole and safe, in his desk shoved
If prudent grosh147 will learn clearly from the Bard
To keep your Power pen intact is not too hard.

 

[bomberclifford]

Ok, now do a reverse quatrain.

 

[Powerstufff]

Ok, now do a reverse quatrain.

niatrauq

 

[I Dont Care]

Per Sonnet on Wikipedia "... A Shakespearean or English sonnet consists of fourteen lines written in iambic pentameter, a pattern in which an unstressed syllable is followed by a stressed syllable five times ....".

Here are my first four lines:

The spring is lost it flew and can't be found
Why unscrew the shaft what did I seek to find?
It went so fast and yet I heard no sound
If eyes it hit I could right now be blind.

(more tomorrow)

It was silver
now there's only black around

 

[Doctor Feel]

Come on percy, time to go ****.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

niatrauq

I liked this but I think you will find you did a reverse quartain.

 

[El_Scorcho]

Sarah Hyland > Communists

nop

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[Powerstufff]

I liked this but I think you will find you did a reverse quartain.

Doh!

 

[Portia]

Friends replays >>> cats v crows

 

[raman]

Friends replays >>> cats v crows

What era?

 

[Portia]

What era?

monica chandler secret relationship time!

 

[raman]

Awesome.

 

[Portia]

Incidentally, I like Ross the least