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Pre-dates Cunno's IIRC. I can't remember what the ad was actually for, just that horrible voice.

I think Cunno's started around 1980. Remember going there when Jack & Dianne song came out, that song always triggers a memory of Cunno's and me being 16 like the songs subjects
 
They should sack the guy at my work who keeps putting the toilet paper on the wrong way so it has to be pulled from underneath instead of my preferred over roll:mad:
Doing it like that is just unhygienic, it forces people to rub against the wall where countless faecally stained backhands have already rubbed.
 
It depends on the holder.
A holder we had in my childhood home, it u put the paper over, then when the roll is full could only get half a leaf of paper. So i was an under guy, but now i dont care.
 

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The penny just dropped that I have a wedding on Saturday at 4 in Murray Bridge... first Showdown at Adelaide Oval and my ticket will be left rotting in my wallet, what an effing waste! Worst news ever! Gonna be hard to keep away from any scores til the next day!
 
They should sack the guy at my work who keeps putting the toilet paper on the wrong way so it has to be pulled from underneath instead of my preferred over roll:mad:
Just dont wipe and hope you are sitting next to the offender.
 
The penny just dropped that I have a wedding on Saturday at 4 in Murray Bridge... first Showdown at Adelaide Oval and my ticket will be left rotting in my wallet, what an effing waste! Worst news ever! Gonna be hard to keep away from any scores til the next day!

a simple "Sorry I have more important matters to attend to" should do the job.
 

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My girlfriend gave me the "oh you can go" accompanied by a tone that clearly suggested otherwise...

Heavy days!

You're in the clear :thumbsu:

Although you'll only have your hand to relieve yourself for a while. Not like it maters because the showdown will be fap material for years to come :thumbsu:
 
My girlfriend gave me the "oh you can go" accompanied by a tone that clearly suggested otherwise...

Heavy days!

Until she agrees to marry you, you dont have to consider her opinions, thoughts, feelings one little bit. After all, your true love in PAFC will be heart broken.
 
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